1. Once on a train sleeper, the upper bunk was a young woman, looking good. At night, there were only two of us in the whole train room, and the young woman seemed to be a little frightened, so she climbed down from above

1. Once on a train sleeper, the upper bunk was a young woman, a thief who looked beautiful. At night, there were only two of us in the whole train room, and the young woman seemed to be a little frightened, so she climbed down from above, and then said to me, you are a good person at first glance, you should not have any thoughts about me, right? I was surprised and said, good people also like beautiful women, you look so beautiful, I have ideas about you is a very normal thing. The beautiful woman said helplessly, then do you have a wife? I shook my head and said, I haven't married yet, and she asked again, do you have a girlfriend? I shook my head and said my first love was still there. She sighed and said, this is deep in the middle of the night, there are only two of us in the whole sleeper private room, you will definitely bully me, forget it, I will still be your girlfriend directly. I have a girlfriend for no reason, and I am quite dizzy, but this is also very good, and finally ended the single state. After getting off the train, I took her to a big meal, bought her jewelry bags and clothes, and her mood was obviously better, she smiled and said, I didn't expect you to be rich. I shook my head and said, I have worked for so many years, I have only saved tens of thousands of dollars, and today I spent all of it on you. She looked at me with a complicated look and said, You are really good to me, but your money has been spent, what should we do in the future? It's impossible to drink the northwest wind, right?

2. The husband is a bus driver and will retire in a year. He has worked for so many years and often encounters passengers who get on the bus without cards and have no change. So people "wittily" asked xxx? The old man will answer that xxx is a station in the opposite direction, or a station that is not enough. Until yesterday, a young man got on the car and thought for half a day and asked: "Master, are you going abroad?" ”

3. It was a heavy rainstorm this morning, and many people in the company were late. The boss arrived at the company early to catch attendance, but treated female colleagues who were late differently. A male colleague was late, and the boss angrily said to him: "Do 100 squats at the door and come in!" After a while, a female employee was late, and the boss looked at her and said, "Go and help the male colleagues who are late to count, and punish 100 squats."

4. I went out to dinner in the evening with my classmates from college, and we drank some wine because we hadn't seen each other for a long time. He said to me with a big tongue: "Brother, there is something I have always wanted to tell you, we are about to graduate from college, there is a girl who likes you, secretly asked me to tell you, as long as you agree to buy you a Porsche 911, but I forgot to tell you." "Forgot? Are you trying to sober me up? I've been working for 3 years!

5. My brother's girlfriend once took me to her house and bought two boxes of Maotai for performance, two limited editions of the Yellow Crane Tower, plus two boxes of West Lake Longjing. It just so happened that her relatives were there. At noon, her mother made a table of seafood, and out of instinct, I liked seafood the most, eating seafood and drinking. Just when I was eating hard, her relative said: The young man has a good appetite, eat more, like when my brother went to my mother-in-law's house in that era, he didn't dare to eat more, otherwise people wouldn't marry your daughter to you. At this time, I secretly thought in my heart, and I would not be able to eat enough food on the two tables.

6. My sister called and complained: "When a friend came as a guest, I gave her daughter a plush doll from home." As a result, your brother-in-law came back from work and lost his temper, saying that the plush doll was his gift to me, and poured out his feelings and should not be given away. Okay now, I cheekily begged for it back. I joked, "Haha, maybe he hid his private money in the doll." After a while, I actually received two hundred red envelopes from my elder sister, and the message read: Little sister, good looking

7. Just got engaged last year, stayed at my father-in-law's house, I slept with my father-in-law, and my wife slept with my mother-in-law. That night my father-in-law went out to play poker and didn't come back until four o'clock in the morning, and told me: If your mother asks, you say you'll be back at twelve. After dinner in the morning, my mother-in-law asked me: When did your father come back last night? I said: It's almost twelve. The mother-in-law listened to the scolding: Little bunny cub, you know that you are not honest! Your dad has recruited, and you still lie... Afterwards I asked my father-in-law: Why don't you prompt it? The father-in-law laughed awkwardly and said: A person is scolded for being too lonely! Instantly killed!

8. After working in The Li Group for half a year, the arrears of 3 months' wages were finally paid, and Alipay received 70,000 yuan. I was very happy, and after work, I left my job to take my girlfriend to Chengdu to eat the most authentic Chongqing hot pot. The dish was almost eaten, but before I could eat enough, I ordered another fat beef, but I hadn't served it for half a day. The girlfriend was anxious, so she asked the waiter, "What about our fat cows?" The waiter said, "Wait, the fat cow has placed an order." The 1+1 cargo girlfriend did not hear clearly, and shouted at the waiter: "What, the fat cow has left work?"

9. The goddess said that she felt that boys with mosquito bodies were very manly, and I had no hesitation in coming to the mosquito shop for the sake of the goddess. When the master came to me, he said, "Boy, I want to tell you that the mosquito body is very painful, and it is easy to get rid of the wrinkles. I didn't hesitate at all to lie down there, the master saw that I was iron-hearted, but also directly opened the whole, the time is a little confused between I fell asleep, after waking up I hesitated in my heart: "Master, I don't have a tattoo!" The master exhaled a big mouth into my face: "I rubbed the mud on your back for two hours, and you told me that you didn't get a tattoo?" Get down! ”

10. Working in the company, because the regulations to wear work clothes, so usually everyone wears, yesterday I forgot to wear it, I went to the canteen to eat at noon, the big sister who played the meal gave me a full plate of dishes, more than two parts of the usual, I was surprised that the treatment was improved a lot, colleagues said, you don't wear work clothes, people treat you as a leader! #Funny Moment #Funny Funny Paragraph ##搞笑幽默趣闻 #