1, the sister-in-law took advantage of her husband's overtime work in the unit, secretly asked me to watch a movie, and finally her husband found out, beat her up fiercely, and then stipulated that she could not go out. That little sister-in-law

1, the sister-in-law took advantage of her husband's overtime work in the unit, secretly asked me to watch a movie, and finally her husband found out, beat her up fiercely, and then stipulated that she could not go out. That time the sister-in-law was hungry, so she ordered a takeaway, and the rider took off his helmet in the elevator. Then when I got to my sister-in-law's door, I gave her the helmet. The rider carried the sister-in-law's food and actually took the elevator down again. The sister-in-law couldn't help but shout at him, and the rider looked back at the helmet in the sister-in-law's hand and said: The helmet is hot to eat, and it is not good to eat when it is cold.

2, the future of the double 11 everyone do not buy things, will be backlog inventory. The product will be slow to sell, the factory will have no orders, there will be no orders, the factory will close, the factory will run away with the sister-in-law, and the employees will go to the warehouse to get the original price of more than one hundred, more than two hundred, more than three hundred products to the outside only sell 20 pieces, 20 pieces.

3, at noon, accompany the wife to a small restaurant to eat, the boss lady has a big belly, the wife said that the pregnant must be a boy. Half a year later, my wife and I went to which restaurant to eat again, and when we saw that the boss lady had a small belly, my wife asked, "I gave birth to a boy, or a girl!" The lady boss didn't like to take care of us both, so I asked again aloud, and she replied: "I lost weight." ”

4, the president's only daughter was unmarried and pregnant, the president had to slander me, saying that the child was mine, and posted 800,000 yuan for me to marry his daughter. Now 5 years later, I feel like I am dreaming, but I am very good to my child and treat him like a biological son. Today my son was watching a movie at home and he asked, "Dad, what does "007" mean? I said: The code name for underground workers. The son nodded thoughtfully: "So, you and my mother are also underground workers?" I was speechless...

5, recently the wife's sister wants to go out on a business trip, there is no time to take care of her son, so she will give it to me to take care of for a few days. I worked at the insurance company, and I didn't have anything to do, so I drove a Lamborghini to the kindergarten to pick up my little nephew from school, and on the way, I looked at my little nephew who was more handsome than me, and I wanted to tease him, so I asked him: Do you have a little girlfriend? The little nephew pulled the hook with me and said: Tell you you to keep it a secret! I promised him never to tell anyone, and then the little nephew leaned over and whispered in my ear: I don't have a girlfriend.

6, yesterday and the boyfriend quarreled and broke up, was known by the mother, a long meal, said that it is not easy to have someone to look at me to do, this time to divide it to be an old girl. Angry I went back to the room to sleep, but there are too many mosquitoes, stubborn I refuse to go out to get mosquito coils, I kept slapping with my hands at this time I heard my little nephew shouting: Grandma, you don't have to say it, aunt she knows that she is wrong, she is hitting her own face in the room, the beating can be loud!

7, last night to take something to the wife's mother's house, after arriving to see the old man standing outside the house is very unhappy. Ask him what's wrong? He said it was a daily quarrel. I knocked on the door with a smile, and the door suddenly opened, and a basin of water rushed in. This was the first time my mother-in-law had apologized to me, and she had stressed it three times, saying it wasn't foot wash.

8, saw a girl run to the breakfast restaurant and said a long paragraph to the boss. The boss gave me five buns, three beef, a leek egg, a chicken juice soup, and a cup of purple rice porridge, remember today to give me a straw ah, yesterday did not give me a hot SI, forget it, replace the beef with three fresh bar, oh the shuttle is coming, I don't want it! "Before the boss could react, the girl was gone!

9, help female colleagues to do home improvement, borrow her U disk copy design drawings, who expected to open the U disk 64G storage has been full, most of which are female colleagues' selfies, I have to say that girls are narcissistic, I said that the copy of the design drawings to delete a little bit can be copied, the result of half an hour passed, she only deleted one.

10. In the third year of high school, I was in the same class as the teacher's daughter. At the beginning of the love sinus, he fell in love with the teacher's daughter. Later, a classmate reported it and was known to the teacher. The teacher came to both of us and said to us: Love is free, everyone has the right to love, I respect your rights! But your task now is to study, and when you and Cheng Cheng (the teacher's daughter) go to college and fall in love, I will support you more! Hearing the teacher's words, I was greatly encouraged to bury my love in my heart and study harder. Later, the teacher helped me fill in the volunteer and choose a school, and I was finally admitted to a university in Shenyang. His daughter went to Guangzhou

11, during the New Year, the wife bought a lot of things online, and many couriers were sent over every day. I saw a room full of couriers piled up at home. I really couldn't bear to look at it, so I said to my wife: "You are also too selfish, buy so many things, won't you leave me a little?" The wife said angrily, "Why not?" I was overjoyed, but my wife was still worried about me, "Then what did you leave me?" The wife said: "The courier box in this room is reserved for you, and when you have time to sell it, the money will go to you, don't thank me."

12, today the director of the bureau 150cm, 168 pounds of daughter married, a bunch of colleagues a strong praise of the bride is good-looking, natural beauty, a group of bird fart essence. I can't hide the disdain in my heart to hide on the side of smoking alone, a colleague ran over and shouted, how do you hide here, hurry up, the bride is waiting for you to visit the church!

13, I did not like to study since I was a child, and my family was sad. On this day, my uncle made a promise to encourage me to continue to study hard: if I was admitted to Tsinghua or Peking University, I would be rewarded with 1 million yuan. At that time, I secretly swore that I must study harder to get rewarded. Later, when I went to high school, I understood that it was not easy for my uncle to make money hard, and I couldn't bear to covet this money, so I didn't let myself be admitted........

14, lunch to eat, next to the table a big brother breathlessly sat down, open the mobile phone for a network meeting! In less than 5 minutes, the eldest brother successfully won a project of hundreds of thousands, I instantly felt inferior, maybe only such an informal person can be so successful! When I went to the bathroom, I found that my half-pack of fries and big brother were gone.