Just picked up my son outside the dance school and heard two who had already picked up the child to the mother chatting. Mother A: Your girlfriend is so young that she is a beautiful embryo, with big eyes, double eyelids, and a melon face. mother

Just picked up my son outside the dance school and heard two who had already picked up the child to the mother chatting. Mother A: Your girlfriend is so young that she is a beautiful embryo, with big eyes, double eyelids, and a melon face. Mom B: Yeah, when I grow up, I don't know how many boys I'm going to harm. Zzzz

2, A: a cow with several heads, B: one, A: several legs, B: four, A: how many hooves, B: four into eight petals, A: eight petals know, B: that is not, A: how much hair, B: ..., A: stupid, A: a body of hair, B: Oh! A: Ask you again how much hair the cow has, B: a body of hair, A: for (feeding) what, B: I know why, A: stupid, feed the grass

3, A: Oh, visit a mall and still have your wife in your arms, all old husbands and wives, show what love? B: Show what love, I am afraid that she will touch the clothes in the mall. A: She is such an adult, what are you afraid of? B: What are you afraid of? What do you say you're afraid of? A: How do I know, I'll ask you. B: Visiting the mall this month, I have already touched five pieces. I finally bought them all, I'm afraid my salary is not enough!

4, A: Nyima, visit a mall and still have your wife in your arms, all old husbands and wives, show what love? B: Show what love, I am afraid that she will touch the clothes in the mall. A: She is such an adult, what are you afraid of? B: What are you afraid of? What do you say you're afraid of? A: How do I know, I'll ask you. B: Visiting the mall this month, I have already touched five pieces. I finally bought them all, I'm afraid my salary is not enough!

5, A: You buy so many clothes, your husband does not say? B: What's there to say, I buy clothes for him every time I buy them. A: But every time you buy him clothes, they are so cheap. B: My husband is a careless man. A: He's not particular about what he's wearing? B: No, he hasn't noticed that I changed the signs marked with the price of our two clothes...

6, A: You buy so many clothes, your husband does not say? B: What's there to say, I buy clothes for him every time I buy them. A: But every time you buy him clothes, they are so cheap. B: My husband is a careless man. A: He's not particular about what he's wearing? B: No, he hasn't noticed that I changed the signs marked with the price of our two clothes...

7, and girlfriends out shopping to buy clothes, I like a dress, is the price is a little expensive, so bargaining with the boss, the boss is estimated to see that I prefer this dress, dead or alive do not agree to reduce the price, said that the lowest price, and then bargaining is better than directly cutting him. I had no choice but to pay the bill, and then my girlfriend also put her hand in her bag and said that she also bought it, and I asked her doubtfully: "Didn't you bring no money?" The girlfriend glanced at the boss: "I have a knife!"

8, a company executive: "Our company's subordinates, ah, do not know how to do, there is no sense of crisis at all." I thought to myself, "Is it because... Subordinates with a sense of crisis have already left their jobs?。。。 ”

9. When the wife was tidying up the room, she found a group photo of her husband and a strange woman, and asked her husband what was going on. The husband said disapprovingly: "This is a photo with his girlfriend five years ago, and I have already severed my relationship with her." The wife said loudly: "Could it be that the sweater I knitted for you last year was put on five years ago?" ”

10, the school winter vacation homework cold joke, the school holiday, the teacher forgot to assign homework in the buckle group said: Today forgot to assign homework, I said in the group. As a result, the teacher buckle shows that you have been kicked out of the group by the group owner.

1 When I was in junior high school, the teacher always asked my mother to come, and I wondered if I could find the teacher: "Can't my father do it?" The teacher slowly took off his glasses: "No, your father also taught him in junior high school, and I don't want to talk about him anymore." ”

12, once blind date in order to make a good impression of each other, borrow the boss's car to go to the sister's house, we chatted well! As I was leaving, I said, "Leave a call for you." Sister: There is a temporary parking sign, I have remembered, when you get home, call you! Now, my sister is my boss lady.

13, the husband said to his wife: "Before, I felt that I was a Popeye, and love was spinach, and once I ate spinach, I had infinite power." Now I find out that when I first looked away, love was just a hollow cabbage. "However, hollow cabbage looks similar to spinach, and the taste is not worse than spinach." The wife said.

14, the sister-in-law is 177 tall, with a monthly salary of 5000+, is a flight attendant of HNA, a rich second generation said to her when pursuing her: "Your body shape is composed of magical data, and my obsession with you is close to the limit!" Sister-in-law: "You mean you love me?" Fu ErDai: "Yes, my love for you is infinite!" Sister-in-law: "I'm not good at math, can you say the image point?" ”