1. Late at night in the company overtime, suddenly heard the female boss office has a movement, I quickly pushed the door in, saw her lying on the ground, just the company power outage, taking advantage of the black kick of the female boss, is dark

1. Late at night in the company overtime, suddenly heard the female boss office movement, I quickly pushed the door in, saw her lying on the ground, just the company power outage, took advantage of the black kicked the female boss, is secretly happy, the result suddenly came to call! The point is that the foot I kicked her hadn't been taken back, and the landlady was looking at me dumbfounded, and I was embarrassed to death! What a self-inflicted sin!

2. After dinner with his wife shopping, he met his ex-girlfriend, who also took a man with him. I should have only known, I didn't hold hands, and when I saw me, I took the man's hand and struck me with all kinds of blows! I didn't speak, and my wife couldn't look at it anymore and said, "Husband, aren't we dead?" How do they see us? "The ex-girlfriend's boyfriend was scared to pee and run away! The ex-girlfriend was on her knees crying and begging me to let her go...?

3. Since I came to Guangdong, I have lost myself in a beautiful voice. After working hard for several years, I gradually found that it was not only me who lost myself, but also my wallet, which was getting worse and worse every month. Today, in order to eat cheap and affordable, I went to eat roast duck rice. At the next table sat a father and daughter. As soon as the roast duck rice came up, the uncle kept putting his roast duck into his daughter's plate, and said in his mouth: Eat more, eat more!!! I was touched, really a good Chinese father!!! The uncle then said: Eat more, eat a big fat man, no one can chase you can study well!

4. My father-in-law had a ligature five years ago, but my mother-in-law is still pregnant. This made the father-in-law very depressed, and finally slowly evolved into a depressive evidence. The mother-in-law was afraid that her father-in-law would not want to open, so she took him to see a psychologist, and the medicine could not be relieved. Later, by chance, he adopted a husky. Every day, the father-in-law shouted and angrily chased the husky around the yard with a stick. As a result, a few months later, the mother-in-law took her father-in-law to check and found that the father-in-law's depression certificate was already good...

5. The brother-in-law likes the female supervisor of the office, he does not dare to talk to the female supervisor, and finally the brother-in-law plucks up the courage to say to the female supervisor: Hey, early! The female supervisor also said to the brother-in-law: Hey, early! The brother-in-law used his mobile phone to record the voice of the female supervisor as an alarm clock, and he felt sweet in his heart. A month later, the female supervisor took the initiative to greet her brother-in-law: Hi, early! The brother-in-law of the second goods slapped the past and exhaled: Early you uncle! Annoyed to hear your voice!?

6. The sister-in-law's birthday invited everyone to eat hot pot, and when she was halfway through the meal, the pregnant sister-in-law suddenly had a severe stomachache, and my wife and I quickly called an ambulance and took the hospital to the delivery room. The old man heard the news and rushed to the scene, and halfway through the operation, the doctor came out and said to the old man: "Your wife is having a difficult birth, is it better to protect the adult or the child?" The old man did not hesitate at all: "Lord Bao! The doctor looked shocked: "Are you sure of Bao Da?" Don't you need to think? The old man looked puzzled: "Thinking about what?" I'm her dad, not her husband! ”?

7. Not long after I joined the work, I once went to socialize with my boss and ate with my customers. At the table, a group of people staggered, pushed cups and cups to drink happily. Suddenly a customer handed me a cucumber, and I was immediately flattered and excited. I immediately stood up and stretched out my hands to catch the cucumber he handed over, and said in a continuous voice: Thank you leader! The customer interface said: No thanks, I am asking you to hand over the sauce in front of you. I......?

8. Once I went to the train station, my mobile phone was lost, and my resourceful daughter-in-law immediately sent me a text message with her own mobile phone, saying: "Husband, why have you been in the toilet for so long, why don't you answer the phone?" When I got to the point, I left first, I deposited the 20,000 yuan given to my mother to the station storage office, box 186, the password is 1685, see you at home Ha!" So, half an hour later, we caught the thief at the storage office! My daughter-in-law went to work the night shift, came back late, I couldn't wait to sleep, in the middle of the night she just fell asleep, I got up and asked, "Who are you?" The daughter-in-law said, "You're stupid, I... Your daughter-in-law!! "I took a breath of cool air, and I was immediately scared, when I had a daughter-in-law, I don't know how." Subconsciously, I ran away with my legs, and as a result, I was pulled by my daughter-in-law and snapped two mouths, and I suddenly woke up and realized that I really had a daughter-in-law. I said, "Daughter-in-law, you wait, and I'll cook for you!" "The leftovers are not good, no matter how late my daughter-in-law comes back, as long as she is hungry, I will cook myself." That's right, I do have a daughter-in-law, I have to remember.

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