After graduating from graduate school, I was assigned to a state-owned enterprise, and now my monthly salary is more than 10,000 a month. Now I have a daughter-in-law, and one day I had dinner at night and went for a walk by the river and looked at the beauty

After graduating from graduate school, I was assigned to a state-owned enterprise, and now my monthly salary is more than 10,000 a month. Now I also have a daughter-in-law, one day I had dinner at night and went for a walk by the river, looking at this beautiful night scene, I remembered that my father often said to me: "Children, you have to read more books, the so-called thousands of miles, read thousands of books." Reading books break through ten thousand volumes, the next pen is like a god, books are the ladder of human progress... (5,000 words are omitted here) "Now that I am working, I heard others say that "ugly people have to read more books", and I understand that Dad is really well-intentioned!"

2. A Beijinger, in 1984, in order to realize his dream of going abroad, sold a courtyard house on Gulou Street and made up 300,000 yuan! Uprooted to Italy to pan for gold, wind and rain, heavy rain to deliver takeaways, learn foreign languages in the middle of the night, in the slums robbed 7 times and beaten 3 times. Hard and thrifty, now two sideburns, 30 years, finally saved 1 million euros (7.68 million), planning to return to China to enjoy the glory! Once back in Beijing, I found that the quadrangle courtyard that was sold that year was now listed for 80 million yuan, and suddenly collapsed.

3. The Garden Night Market is the representative of the Northern Song Dynasty Night Market after a thousand years. It is the birthplace of night market culture, the gathering place of time-honored brands and old tastes, and the authentic traditional cooking techniques. At night, the crowds are boiling, completely different from the daytime pomp, presenting a bustle that belongs only to the night, the ultimate destination for foodies, and a paradise for taste buds

4, the abbot went down the mountain to change the edge, just happened to be a man's family killing pigs, the man said: "I will send you 8 pounds of pork!" The abbot said, "Monks abstain from killing, eating meat, sin!" "At night, the abbot spends the night in the broken temple! The abbot said, "Make me a bunch of fires to illuminate!" The man said solemnly: "It is a sin to ignite the lighting, how many moths will be burned by the fire!" ”

5, someone asked: in addition to drinking... What else would you do? Oh my goodness, I want to laugh! Drinking alcohol, to have the following conditions: can chat, can communicate, can socialize, can brag, can watch people, can stay up late, can get up early, understand willingness, understand politics, understand entertainment, understand mood, but also know astronomy and geography. You think it's so easy to drink? Drinking is a culture, a kind of cultivation, and a noble feeling! The pot is big, and the sun and moon in the cup are long! If you can't even drink, what you will do is fake

6, the cousin wave to take off before marriage, never fooled around after marriage, has always lamented that love can really change a person. Today to my cousin's house as a guest, the brothers drank a lot, walked after dinner, chatted about the night and night songs of the year, expressed all kinds of confusion. My cousin took me to his storeroom with a sad face—when I saw a cabinet of gold, silver, and bronze medals from various municipal and provincial sanda competitions, I seemed to hear the sound of broken love

7, a few elderly people in the courtyard of the community chatting, twittering to select the most enthusiastic people in the community. In the end, Lao Wang was elected. The reason was that he could climb from the outer wall of the seventh floor to Aunt Zhang's house on the ninth floor with his bare hands, and it was night. Just to make a meal for auntie...

8. Today at 9:06 to usher in the "Autumn Festival" The hot summer is about to pass the cool autumn style and this year's autumn season is in the middle and the last period but no matter how warm the daytime sun is, the night wind has brought a hint of coolness From then on, the weather will be cooler and cooler every day, and the scenery of the early autumn has a different taste, although the forest is still full of summer but has begun to be mixed with a faint reddish yellow Maybe it is a corner Maybe it is half a leaf Because the temperature difference between day and night becomes large in the morning, there will be misty water vapor condensing on the branches and leaves of the plant

9, and the male ticket for two months, in the evening he came back, after eating and preparing to sleep, the eldest nephew of junior high school came from his brother's house, tearfully said that he owed a lot of money to his classmates, depressed to sleep with him for a night to talk, the male ticket decisively took out five hundred yuan to him. The little niece from kindergarten came in, saying that she had no snacks to eat, and she felt bad that she wanted to sleep with me for one night, so she had to give two hundred.

10. Surveys have shown that people who sleep an average of 5 to 6 hours a day are about 6 to 8 kilograms more important than people who sleep an average of 7 to 8 hours a day. Going to bed early to be able to better recover the body, generally between 12 o'clock in the night and 3 o'clock in the morning, this period of time is the best time for the human body to recover, so it is necessary to go to bed before eleven o'clock.

1 The father-in-law has been strict with his wife all his life, and he has been obedient to the rule of his mother-in-law. Some time ago, his mother-in-law died of a sudden heart attack, and his father-in-law began to let go of himself, he went to the nightclub for several days in a row, met a beautiful tender model, and then married her home with an 880,000 bride price. On this day, my father-in-law took the tender model out shopping, and my father-in-law said: Tonight we will go to eat small fat sheep, and we have not been there for a long time. NenMo shook her head: No, the little fat sheep is particularly expensive, and we don't have much money after buying a car and buying a house. The father-in-law was touched in his heart and said excitedly: Honey, you are so good. Nenmo: Let's eat fast food, and then seize the time to go shopping and buy clothes. My father-in-law was speechless for an instant...

12, the father is an old scholar, living room small talk, spirited to talk about Confucianism, Mr. Kong Lao disciple three thousand, preaching and teaching karma to solve puzzles, attack in the thousand autumn... The nephew is playing with the toy, watching the saliva that grandpa said, rushing to the scene: home is good, business is booming every day, mainly to benefit the people's price, there are branches everywhere...

13, in fact, sometimes think about it, vegetarians are also quite cruel. In order to eat the salad, the lettuce is broken alive, and the lettuce that is sent into the mouth is still alive. In order to drink the juice, the body fluids of the fruit are squeezed out of its body alive with high pressure. Forget it, don't think about it, or concentrate on eating my egg fried rice!!

14. My sister-in-law studied nursing at university and went to a hospital as a nurse after graduation. Yesterday I went to bring some fruit to my sister-in-law and brought a bouquet of roses by the way! Who knew that the sister-in-law was infusing the company's boss lady, bumped into a square, the boss lady: "Why are you here?" I was embarrassed: "I came to see you, fruit" The hostess: "You are finally willing to give me roses, you know that I have always admired you, can you only confess when I am sick?" Sister-in-law: "Oh, brother-in-law counts you as strong."