Colleagues talk about the problem of private money, a brother said that before hiding money is afraid of being found, they saved it, found that the card is also afraid of being found, just observe at home, and suddenly found that it is a good idea to hide the chandelier in the living room

Colleagues talk about the problem of private money, a brother said that before hiding money is afraid of being found, it is saved, found that the card is also afraid of being found, just observe at home, suddenly found that the living room chandelier is a good idea, generally no one will want to go there to find! So hide, the wife came back at night, as soon as the light was turned on, a small shadow of a card appeared gorgeously, brother, can I say that every time I roll up the money and hide the frying pan in my hand

2, quarrel with the husband, angry back to the mother's house, and the father complained about the grievances, the father said angrily: "Where is there no quarrel between the two sons, the perfect marriage in the world is infinite tolerance, you go back to the mother's house because of a small matter, can you be mature?" Hurry home. I felt it in my heart, and then I was personally sent out of the door by my father, walked to the halfway and remembered that I didn't take the bag, and returned to the door to hear my mother say in the house: "Husband, or you can, don't send that stinky girl away, tonight's ribs will be made by her again..."

3, the sister's wallet fell off, which has her admission ticket, ID card and other very important documents. My sister heard that someone might be thrown into a nearby trash can by a thief and go through the trash can... Because I have not found it and I am very anxious, I began to cry and look for it. Suddenly, a big aunt came over, saw my sister crying while looking for something in the trash can, and asked with concern: "Sister, you are hungry, I just picked it up, you eat something first... ”

4. There is a friend who dropped out of school at the age of 16 and went to Guangdong to work. The cheerful and lively young man who used to suffer from the pressure of life was gone, and I still remember that a few years ago he would be able to laugh for a day because of a little thing, and his face was full of innocence and slowly disappeared, and now he was haggard and did not like words. I noticed that his eyes were gone, sluggish, and I wanted to comfort the boy, so I touched the mirror with my hand.

5. The sister-in-law is a high-achieving student of Zhejiang University, and after graduation, she deliberately went to a handsome company for internship. After a month of internship, the sister-in-law wore no different clothes for work, and finally successfully attracted the attention of a handsome man and began to pursue her. The colleagues of the company did not understand the handsome man, and then the handsome man smiled and said: You don't know that day, her car did not stop in place, she had to use her ass to translate her Maybach S450 10 cm before stopping, and then smiled happily like a child of more than two hundred pounds, not to mention how cute! The sister-in-law said: Finally someone has found my shining point.

6, a dish has a story, this is the true meaning of Sun Yang Zhengdian cuisine, fresh duck head soaked in secret spices, fresh, fragrant, hemp, spicy, for you is enough. One is not addictive at all, a plate can be relieved, the cooked sesame seeds sprinkled on the duck head, one word, fragrant!

7、... Take the little niece to the physical examination, when the blood is drawn in line, many children are crying, the little niece is lined up, the little girl sits on the stool, stretches out her arm, and says to the nurse, "Smoke, aunt." "Win a round of praise. I asked her, "Last time your mother took you to get a vaccine, you cried out of breath, why don't you cry today?" "I cried to my mother, my mother bought me a lot of snacks, you cut like an iron rooster, I cried you don't buy me anything, why should I waste my tears?" 」 I......

8, yesterday at noon to eat KFC, saw four children from nearby colleges and universities ordered a coke there to review homework, the table was full of test papers and notes. I couldn't help but think of my campus career, and a warm current surged in my heart, so I stepped forward and said to them slightly choked: "Useless, it's too late." ”

9, the exam does not let the paper be submitted in advance, when I take the math test, I finished it half an hour in advance, nothing to do, I wrote a note idiot with scratch paper, and it took so much effort to open it to think it was the answer? Then wrapped up layer by layer with paper, the specific amount of forgotten, the invigilator saw, came to see that I had finished writing, thought I passed it to others, together with the volume, opened it layer by layer on the podium, and finally I could never forget his look.

10. The old man is an associate professor at 985 University, and has a pension of 3,000 yuan per month after retirement. Bored at home, he fell in love with fishing and spent thousands online to buy a new fishing rod. After using it once, the old man resolutely gave a bad review, on the grounds that the fishing rod was too strong! Customer service called and asked him why he gave a bad review. The old man had to tell the truth: this is my daughter-in-law's back, secretly using my own private money to place an order, when the courier arrived, just when the daughter-in-law was at home... She used her fishing rod to pump me dozens of times without breaking!

1 That day a little fever ready to send the son to the parents' home after going to the clinic for injections on the bus people were sleepy and confused suddenly woke up by a burst of laughter to open their eyes A black thing blocked the view with their hands ... Pull off a sanitary napkin on your forehead... My son put his arm around my neck and said, "Ma Ma, the antipyretic patch I found in your bag helped you paste it...

12, in the morning and my wife had a big fight, and none of us paid attention to anyone. At noon, at dinnertime, the wife went to get toilet paper. I was eating a little lightly, so I took out a small packet of salt that I was going to take to the unit for cooking and sprinkled it on the dish, and my son kept staring at it. I just finished mixing, the wife came out, and then the son kept staring at his mother, until she was just about to eat vegetables, the son cried out with a wow, went up and hugged his mother's legs: Mom don't eat, the vegetables are poisonous!

13, chatting with colleague Lele today, he said: I grew up with a good appetite, I have never had a full burp, every time I want to fight can be held back by me. When I was speechless, another colleague, Dalong, said slowly: Don't say yourself so perfectly, and you don't know who puts sulfuric acid gas in the office every day! Haha, this patch knife I give a full score!

14, on the way to work, he was overtaken by a young man riding a motorcycle. The moment of passing by was honking the horn again, and shouted at me: This is obviously a provocation! I was really angry, I kicked the gas to the bottom and left a row of exhaust for him... After arriving home, I found that a box of Sha tin grapefruit tied to the rear rack of the car was all gone, and it was really necessary to pay attention to safety, and driving could not be floating.