A man walked and found a cow in the wheat field without horns, so he asked the farmer's uncle, "Why does this cow have no horns?" The farmer said: "There are many reasons why cattle do not have horns, and some are because."

A man walked and found a cow in the wheat field without horns, so he asked the farmer's uncle, "Why does this cow have no horns?" The farmer said: "There are many reasons why the cow does not have horns, some because it is genetic, some because it loses its horns with other cows, some of which fall off due to illness, and this one, it has no horns, because it is a donkey." ”

2, every time I see college students will be particularly envious, feel that they are full of youth and vitality, due to high school greedy learning is not good, the college entrance examination failed, did not go to college has become the most regrettable thing in my life. Last night, I dreamed of a cross-over machine, which said that it could make up for the regret that I had not gone to college and give me another chance to choose my life. "Sigh", I really crossed, the exam room is very quiet, the needle can be heard, everyone is struggling to write a book, I am staring at the high exam paper blindfolded, I still will not ...

3. In 1903, Empress Dowager Cixi enjoyed the snow at the Summer Palace. Since the destruction of the Yuanmingyuan, Empress Dowager Cixi built the Summer Palace, and in her later years, she was basically not in the Forbidden City, but in the Summer Palace. The Summer Palace has beautiful scenery, resembling the scenery of Jiangnan, and Empress Dowager Cixi likes it very much, and she handles political affairs in the Summer Palace for a long time. The first person on the left in the picture is the grand eunuch Cui Yugui, and the second woman on the right is the fourth daughter of Yi Li, the Prince of Qing, who accompanies the empress dowager in the palace for many years.

4, there is no such thing, can be achieved without hands-on. Although the world is cruel, as long as you are willing to go, there will always be a way; you can't see the good because you don't insist on walking. Life is expensive in action, when you hesitate, you may wish to take a small step first. If it is good, it is called wonderful; if it is bad, it is called experience!

5, the daughter-in-law gossiped about hearing that her girlfriend's bed was broken, so she complained to me: You look at people, three years later than we got married, the bed is worse than us, when can we change to a new bed? I had nothing to do, and said hesitantly: Or shall I sleep with a hammer?

6, just paid a salary, drove a Porsche to pick up his son from school, and saved his salary by the way. When I got to the bank, my son said to me solemnly: Dad, don't put the money in the bank, put it in, it will be gone. I asked doubtfully: Why? The son said: Alas, my old money, every time my mother said to keep it in the bank, it turned out to be gone every time. I said: Who said no, your father and my salary were also deposited in the bank by your mother, and it was gone!

7, take the bus home, the car to the station, up a beautiful woman, she looked back and forth twice, walked towards me, at this time there were not many people on the car, I began to reverie ... Beauty said: Can you give me your seat? I said doubtfully: Why? Beauty Wan'er smiled: Here is the security hammer next to the window! As it turned out, I thought I was going to say goodbye to being single.

8, Li Xiaolu posted a photo with relatives and friends: "This is my best friend, and my best friend and their brothers and sisters are very happy to eat, we are like a big family", suspected of responding to the new love affair.

9. The company held a sports meeting and is about to start the 400-meter sprint. Colleagues think that Xiao Zhang will take the first place, who knows that the short and small Wang has won the first place. Colleagues are very confused: how can you be so powerful? Hidden! Xiao Wang touched his head and said: I was choked by urine, and I was in a hurry to go to the toilet.

10. I remember when my daughter-in-law was pregnant a year ago, the pregnancy test strip used at that time was 20 yuan a piece. When the second child showed signs of pregnancy, the daughter-in-law asked me to buy it, and the owner of the pharmacy said that there was 1 yuan a piece. I doubt it's going to be selling fakes, right? How can it be so cheap, I dare not buy, afraid of being scolded. Later, I went to other pharmacies to buy 20 yuan as usual, and when I got home, my daughter-in-law looked at me angrily and scared me to death. Daughter-in-law one piece two pieces or the same effect, you just want to buy 20 pieces?? You have a lot of money in your private room, right? Only that week my daughter-in-law punished me for eating porridge and saved 20 yuan a week, she was willing to give up.

In the elevator of 1 residential area, a beautiful young woman holding a child and I looked at each other, and the atmosphere was a little awkward. I said to ease the atmosphere: The last time I saw you, you still had a big belly, and in the blink of an eye, the little guy was so big. The young woman said suspiciously: "Have you seen me?" The first time I came, I said it wasn't my little kid, it was my sister's! The atmosphere seems to be more awkward!

12, a road fool, the memory is not very good. Today I took the high-speed train home, went to the early check-in when I was the first, the day! I used to follow people and never looked at the Tao! I walked in front of the hesitant dare not go, just look back at the others, the brother in the back is obviously also a clue, and then the back of the pressure of a piece of people, suddenly there is a feeling of commanding thousands of troops, but I still do not know where to turn [cover your face] [cover your face] [cover your face] [cover your face]

13. I am a security guard in Shanghai Tomson Yipin Community, with a monthly salary of 50,000 yuan. With a high salary, I have to serve the owners of the community wholeheartedly. I found a suspicious woman at the door this evening. When she saw me, she looked panicked and her eyes wandered. With a keen sense of professional smell, I think she must have a problem. So he went up and asked, "Beauty, do you like me?" ”

14, a person on the balcony drinking tea, the old man came over and handed me a cigarette, I was busy saying: Dad, I never smoke! He smiled, took out a lighter and handed it to me: Who let you smoke, your mother-in-law suspected that I smoked and smelled my hand, you lit it for me to hold it, I smoked...