1. The husband's pension is more than 10,000 a month, and he has saved for three years. Yesterday, the old man took 3 passbooks to the bank and said: The password 991206, and I will get 3 million funds. cabinet

1. The husband's pension is more than 10,000 a month, and he has saved for three years. Yesterday, the old man took 3 passbooks to the bank and said: The password 991206, and I will get 3 million funds. The teller was very happy and immediately took out 3 million yuan and bought the fund. After 10 minutes, the teller said: Sir, I have bought you 3 million funds. The old man was dumbfounded on the spot: What fund? I'm asking you to withdraw your money and buy a house for my son!

2. My sister brought her boyfriend home to see her parents during the holidays, and I was afraid of being urged to marry. Hurriedly went to rent a girlfriend back. Everyone talked happily, the rented girlfriend acted too well, and the sister and her boyfriend were also very good. It wasn't until midnight that day that I saw my rented girlfriend chatting with his future brother-in-law. The rented girlfriend said: What? Are you 200 a day? I'm only 100!

3. On the second day of the wedding, the groom's official happily closed his mouth. I secretly asked, "Is it the bride who is as beautiful as a heavenly immortal, and let your boy pick up the treasure?" The groom's official: "What, my wife's ex-boyfriends are too generous, let me make a lot of money." I wondered, "What do you mean?" Groom official: "My wife's ex-boyfriends came to drink happy wine, one red packet per person, one red packet 3,000, a total of more than 100,000 yuan, more than the sum of all the relatives in my family' red packets." I'm so happy, I'm a real ex-boyfriend. Me: "Congratulations congratulations...". "

4, fat is young to get married, pull me to drink at night and say to ease their tension. After drinking a bottle of Bloody Mary, I took my small hand and said: You can't buy a big bed, you have to buy a small bed. Fa Xiao was puzzled, only to hear me say: If you quarrel in the future, sleep in the big bed at night, you will sleep separately, sleep in a small bed to coax your daughter-in-law. Fa Xiao smiled bitterly next to him: You are too naïve, do you think I can still sleep in bed after arguing?

5. Today my mother chatted with two other aunts. Aunt Zhang praised her daughter and said, "My girl is very powerful, and she is a brother in their unit every month." Aunt Wang said: "My girl has been troubled recently, there are several male dolls chasing her, and they don't know which one to choose." My mother also praised me reluctantly: "My girl can eat four steamed buns, a pig's trotter, two chicken legs, plus three buns for lunch."

6. Now my son has started to work in the big class, unlike when he started crying and making trouble. When I woke up early, my son urged me, and my father went to school!!! At that time, I also thought that the child was really old, and I knew that I took the initiative to go to school. Then my son said a word to me, there must be many trips at the school gate today, and I can't see it when I go late!!!?

7. My daughter-in-law transferred 80,000 yuan behind my back to her ex-husband. After I knew it, I had a big fight with her, and when the quarrel was fierce, the old man suddenly came to visit. The three of us looked at each other, and the scene became very awkward. Just when we didn't know how to be good, my daughter-in-law's mobile phone suddenly rang. The daughter-in-law directly pressed the hands-free, and it was my mother-in-law who called: Daughter-in-law, did your father go to your house? I just had a fight with him, and the old guy didn't win the fight and ran away from home! Well, this is even more embarrassing!

8, my uncle is a very thin person, and my aunt is a taekwondo instructor, with a big body. Once, because my uncle ignored my aunt when he was playing a game at home, the two had a big fight. At that time, many relatives were there, and my uncle felt that he had no face, so he rolled up his sleeves and went up to work. Of course, the uncle was unexpectedly ko !!!! When I rubbed the medicine on my uncle, I asked him: "Why did you rush up so violently, don't you know that you can't beat your aunt?" The uncle sighed, "I knew I couldn't do her, but I never expected that so many people would not have a fight." ”

9. After graduating from Renmin University, I took the start-up funds of college students who borrowed 5 million yuan to open a company. After 5 years of operation, I have now become a drunken Internet company in the country. Today the company came 10 summer vacation engineering students. I think back then, because I was poor, I also worked in the summer, and I said to a girl: Seeing you now, I seem to see me at that time. Her: You were a woman?

10, fifty-year-old female star is very rich, and a traffic student with. On this day, the two came to the strange city to go shopping. A handsome guy shouted to the female star: Beauty come in and burn your head, new technology, very good. The female star thought that she had not taken care of her hair for a long time, so she went in and used the new technology to perm her hair. When I checked out and went out, it was still the handsome guy standing in the doorway. The handsome man politely said to the female star: Auntie, you and your son are walking slowly!

11, watching idol dramas with my girlfriend, I let my girlfriend help me charge 100 yuan of phone bills, my girlfriend's mind is all on the small fresh flesh, the charge fee accidentally entered a number wrong, and the result was that I rushed 100 yuan to others. I thought I wouldn't come back anyway, so I sent a text message: "Don't thank me, rich and willful!" "After a while, my mobile phone text message actually prompted a successful recharge of 1,000 yuan." Then, a text message was added: "No thanks, I'm poor, but only money is left!"

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