1, the company's female boss is too beautiful, 36 is not an object, I am really anxious for her, in order not to bypass her to become a leftover woman, I opened up, pushed open the office door, And then introduced myself:"

1, the company's female boss is too beautiful, 36 is not an object, I am really anxious for her, in order not to bypass her to become a leftover woman, I opened up, pushed open the office door, Mao Sui introduced himself: "Boss, I want to marry you!" The landlady froze for a moment and suddenly smiled: "I admire your courage, but want to marry me, do you have a house and a car and money?" I sneered, "If I have a car and a house and money, why should I find someone who is 10 years older than me?" The landlady pondered for a moment and said, "You're right! "And just like that, we managed to hold hands in the office. After marriage, she wouldn't let me live in her big house or live with me, she said, "When you have a house, we'll live together!" "How do I feel like I've been tricked and just a pseudonym?"

2. Recently, the company has a new girl who graduated from college. She has big eyes and long hair and white skin, and she feels that she is gentle and cute and sensible. In addition, there are many men and few women in the office, which is very sought-after, but I don't see who she has touched. One day asked her why, she replied very firmly: I want to work hard to make money! When you are old, you can only take care of a few young and good-looking boys.

3, I took a group of friends home to play, my mother warmly received, I secretly said that one of my mothers is your future daughter-in-law, my mother said, is it the one who wears white clothes, I was instantly surprised, asked her how she knew that her mother calmly said: From the moment she entered the door, I looked at her unpleasantly.

4. Graduate students who have graduated from college go to apply for programmers, and they promise to give graduate students an annual salary of 400,000. One day at work, the graduate student took a look at the project and said: I think your company is not suitable for me, I still leave my job!! The supervisor was confused and did not understand why he left his job as soon as he joined the company. Then the supervisor asked the graduate student: Can you tell me why? The graduate student said: Your code, there is a Buddha statue living in it, I can't figure it out.

5. Working as a waiter in a KTV, he was taken in by a female boss who had been divorced three times. She gave me $3 million to be her boyfriend. After being with her, I lived in her villa, and she often called me Jade-faced Little Flying Dragon and spoiled me. But after we had been dating for two months, she suddenly wanted to break up with me on the grounds that she was tired. I was so angry that I didn't expect to be so handsome that I was abandoned by a 60-year-old woman. When I went out, I pointed at her and said, "Leave me, don't you believe there are still young handsome guys who like you?" The next day, she had a 20-year-old handsome man in her family, and money was willful. I also don't lose, take 3 million to open a company, wait until the future listing, but also learn her look, ahem!

6. At 10 p.m., our group of young people with dreams were still working overtime in the company, and the manager pulled a little off-topic. In fact, the operation account has been operating for a long time, and I have a certain relationship with this account. However, I'm sorry to have made this decision, and I hope we have the opportunity to see you again. Because I encountered some unexpected unexpected situations, the impact and blow to me was relatively large. The main reason for leaving everyone this time is because I am going to sleep, there are things you have to solve by yourself, I will probably sleep until tomorrow morning!

7, my cousin bought a few hundred yuan to plant a lot of money, let me go to collect the prize. I was overjoyed to hear it: "You are white, eat, receive the bonus and give it back to you?" When I arrived at the floating station, I quickly took out the winning ticket, who knew that the boss said: "Good, you go back." I was dumbfounded: "What about the bonus?" As a result, the boss looked up at me: "Your brother said, he will give cash when he comes to collect it, and you will transfer money to him when you come to collect it." "I was dumbfounded.

8, one day with my husband out for a walk, on the road saw a shop in front of the electronic scale, so I stood up. As a result, seeing that he weighed a pound, he thought that it was the reason for his heightened shoes, so he tuo the shoes and stood up. Finding that the weight still did not change, he asked strangely: "Boss, is your scale broken??" At this time, my husband came over and pulled me and said, "Don't be ashamed, what is the difference between the shoes you wear in your hands and the shoes you wear!" "There is a difference, the difference is big, one is holding one in the hand and the other is wearing the same on the feet, right?"

9. After eight years of working in a listed company, the CEO of the meeting today publicly announced that I had been promoted to CEO of the company. Just before going to bed in the evening, a beautiful colleague suddenly called and asked me to take my ID card to her house to play mahjong. I asked who was calling, and the beautiful colleague said that I was with her, and I hung up the phone after listening. After hanging up the phone, I wanted to get angrier: Do you say she has a brain disease? How do two people play mahjong?

10, A new girlfriend, every day I send her home. As a result, we met a rich man on the road, leaning on the Ferrari on the side of the road and quietly watching us. It lasted a month, and when he met the rich man again, he suddenly walked over with a diamond ring. Get down on one knee and say to your girlfriend: Will you marry me? The girlfriend was very entangled, and finally chose the diamond ring, and bao looked at me apologetically and said: I do. Then the rich man stood up and said to me: See, your love is not reliable at all, so go back to me.

11. Just one month pregnant, my husband was hit by a Maybach and turned into a vegetative state. The owner promised to take care of me and the children for the rest of my life, and I immediately divorced my husband and married the owner of the Maybach car. After getting married, I moved from the countryside to the city and rarely returned home. Today, I took my five-year-old son home to see my parents. My mother and I were sitting and talking, and my son staggered from the kitchen with a bucket of water in one hand and a water cup in the other, and as he walked over, he said loudly: Why don't the three monks have no water to drink? My mom and I were amused...

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