1, with the two sisters to share a room, share a bathroom, each bath is their first washing, when it is my turn there is no hot water. So I talked to them, and they said there was a way to have the best of both worlds, Jean

1, with the two sisters to share a room, share a bathroom, each bath is their first washing, when it is my turn there is no hot water. So I talked to them, and they said they had the best of both worlds, and asked me to rub their backs, saving water and washing the bath at the same time. It's really a good idea, but after washing a few times, I found that rubbing my back is really not an easy job. Forget it ~ I'm a big man, use cold water to use cold water, at least not so tired... I ate with her 25 times a month and was beaten at least 22 times. I looked closely at the clerk, the little girl seems to be good, I was wondering if I really wanted to change someone to drive my car? At this moment, the sister-in-law said: "Brother, hit her... Or go back and hit you at night! "I was scared as soon as I heard it, I ran out of the door, I had to hide in my girlfriend's house to see how she hit me?

2, the college entrance examination did not play well, went to an ordinary university toxin. After the start of school, I became a rival with a male classmate in the class. I bullied him when I was idle, he was more generous, and he didn't blame me until graduation. On graduation day, he gave me a note saying, "Someday, I'll take you!" "I thought he had written a typo and was going to marry me, and when I met him today, he was still single. I recalled the past with him, and he couldn't bear to tell me that the quality of the notes used in those years was very poor, and the word "dog life" was erased.

3, the weekend originally wanted to sleep a lazy sleep, do not know how, wake up very early, went to put yesterday in the washing machine clothes washed a little, washed after seeing a pair of jeans that have not been seen. Ask your husband out loud: Husband, when did you buy new pants? My husband sniffed and looked at it: These are not my pants! I lifted my pants high: Look, such a fat waist is not your fat man's embarrassment mine? Then behind him sounded the gloomy voice of his father-in-law: Such a fat waist is my fat man's.

4. People say that Bole knows a thousand-mile horse, and I am a thousand-mile horse. One day, he was finally hired by a boss to drive for him, and the boss drove a bottle of Wuliangye in 2002 to celebrate my going to help him drive. When I got home that day, I sat down on the couch and started meditating. The daughter-in-law went over and asked, "Why did you get the martial arts secret book?" After I had been lucky for a while, my face turned red twice, and then I said slowly, "Today I drank the Wuliang liquid that I had treasured for fifteen years, and when I spit it out, I was blind..."

5, Lao Wang mixed into a villa, there is no figure. At first, Lao Wang was still trembling, but later Lao Wang became more and more bold, went to the kitchen to get food, and when he was full, he went to the bedroom on the second floor to hang out. At night he hid under the bed, only to see no one at eleven o'clock, and then he saw a duffel bag under the bed, curious to open it to see that it was all money.

6. The cousin sent the matchmaker two bottles of Maotai, and she immediately introduced a doctoral student to her cousin. My cousin and he met at Starbucks, and when they first entered the door, my cousin fell. At that time, the scene was a little awkward, and my cousin said especially wittily: "I'm sorry, your handsomeness makes me throw my body to the ground." The man said excitedly: "Beauty, if it weren't for the broken floor tiles, I would really think about you." ”

7. Not long ago, I bought 100,000 yuan of color drifting, and with the money, I went to a clothing store of RT-Mart to buy clothes. When I saw a fur coat, I asked the waiter how much it was, and she ignored me. I asked how much money it was, and she still ignored me. When I met such a waiter, I was angry, although I didn't have much money, but I could always afford a dress! I snorted angrily: How much does the waiter really cost? She finally turned around and said: I am also here to buy things, are you sick?

8. Yesterday, on my way to work, I met an adult with a little boy. The little boy came up to me and said, "Big sister, I want to marry you, can I?" I startled the child, so I said to him, "When you grow up, your sister can consider it." Just after he finished speaking, a man in the back said, "You little boy, give it back to your sister, hurry up and send me to school." ”

9, most of the night, the father helped his son cover the quilt, ready to turn off the lights, but the son suddenly trembled and said: Dad, there is someone under my bed, the father does not believe, lie down to see, there is really a boy exactly the same as the son under the bed, the boy is dead tugging on the sleeve of the father, and said in a trembling voice: "Daddy, there is someone in my bed, I am so afraid of ,????? In the end, the father beat the twin sons fiercely!

10. The brother went to the interview, and the interviewer handed the brother a laptop. Interviewer: Come on, try selling this to me. The brother clipped his laptop under his armpit and rode home in an electric car. Finally, the interviewer called his brother: Send the laptop back right away!? Brother: Give me 2,000 bucks and it's yours. Interviewer: ...

11. I am an old guesser, and every time I pay a salary, I go to the color drift shop to buy a big le toss. Recently, I opened a lottery shop near the company, and I found that the girl who sold lottery tickets was particularly good-looking. I joked, "If I win $10 million, I'll marry you!" The girl whispered, "I know, brother, I will marry you if you win 10 million!" Don't pass it on! "I'm very happy and have been investing a lot of money into lottery tickets ever since, just for the promise! The other day I went to buy lottery tickets and suddenly found that my sister was missing, and she was replaced by a woman! I asked my sister where she had gone, and she said, "Boy, don't you know?" Last night we won a lottery shop for 10 million, and my sister went with him to collect the prize! "I suddenly had an epiphany, I didn't expect my sister to cast a net in an all-round way, focusing on fishing!?"

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