1. The eldest sister-in-law is divorced and lives in my house temporarily. It happened that my wife was on a business trip, and I was at home with my eldest sister-in-law! We were watching TV at home, the eldest sister-in-law said with a sigh. This treasure jade

1. The eldest sister-in-law is divorced and lives in my house temporarily. It happened that my wife was on a business trip, and I was at home with my eldest sister-in-law! We were watching TV at home, the eldest sister-in-law said with a sigh. This Baoyu is really not a thing, Lin Daiyu is so good to him, but he still has an eyebrow with Baochao, and finally married Baochao. I cried and laughed and said that Bao Yu was only good to Lin Daiyu, he and Bao Chao were only brother and sister feelings, and in the end, they were only kept in the dark when they got married. Both he and Daiyu are just victims of the tragedy of love. The eldest sister-in-law said in surprise, is this so? I nodded. The eldest sister-in-law angrily turned off the TV, saying that this kind of broken TV should not be watched. It makes me laugh.

2. The rich quarrel with the rich woman, and then the cold war continues. At that time, I was angry, thinking that if the rich woman did not coax the rich man, she would not eat! The rich man didn't eat the next morning or noon, but he couldn't help it in the evening. At 1:30 a.m., it was confirmed that the rich woman and the child were asleep, secretly wiped to the kitchen, and just opened the refrigerator Rich man was stunned! I saw a mobile phone inside, and as soon as the refrigerator door opened, a sound came from the mobile phone: Oh, finally can't help it! The rich man couldn't help but scold: This strange wife! "

3. On this day, my girlfriend took me to dinner with my future sister-in-law. We had been fine all along, but we had a big fight over a small matter during the meal. My girlfriend yelled at me loudly: You did this to me, you will definitely regret it in the future! Then the sister-in-law said: Yes, you are going to marry him and leave him in pain for the rest of his life! ‘

4. I grew up with my girlfriend, and I went to a strange city to work alone for our future. Because they rarely see each other from a distance, she ran away with a rich old man in his 50s. That day, she called me to say she was getting married. I had mixed feelings in my heart, and my friends advised me not to be too upset. I was in a hurry, and tears were about to come out: I had to go to this wedding! Because I want to know how these old ladies are so ugly, how do they know rich people? If she can, I should too!

5. After 5 years of hard work in the United States, he was finally promoted to be a regional manager. At the end of the month, I received 80,000 salaries, and I took my wife to the night market after work at night. At a stall by the river, I saw a beautiful purse. I asked for 255 yuan, and I also paid 100. The wife said: You are stupid! This 30 pieces is not even close. What I didn't expect was that the stall owner actually agreed. I happily took it home, and when I opened it, there was 100 yuan in it! The mood instantly deteriorated, and I spent 30 yuan to buy a second-hand product! hum! Why don't people who do business now talk about integrity?

6, the company held a meeting, the chairman accidentally put a fart, afraid of no face, he whispered to employee A: help me top it up, give you a raise. A then said: I'm sorry, I just ate too much so I let go of a fart. After a while, the chairman let go of another fart and told employee B again. B did the same. Who knew that the chairman had let go of a third fart. Then C replied quickly and loudly: My! It's mine! That's my fart! Hahahahaha is so talented

7. At the class reunion, the female classmates asked me breathlessly: "You had a crush on me, why didn't you chase me?" I also exhaled and said, "I wrote you a love letter, why don't you respond?" The female classmate breathlessly said, "My husband gave it to me, not you!" I exhaled even more, "I've written it and asked him to give it to you." The female classmate exhaled more and more: "Why don't you give it yourself!" I exhaled and said, "Your husband said, he helped me give." The female classmate breathlessly said, "Why don't you write your name!" I gasped in response: "Written! Next to her, her husband, my classmate exhaled and said, "I changed it with the alteration liquid!" "My female classmates and I gasped and wrestled with him. Then, the class reunion dispersed. Who, you say, is the most angry?

8, the end of the year and the female boss two people in the warehouse inventory, suddenly cut off the power, the house is dark, the female boss did not say a word on a hug me, said afraid of the dark, asked me what to do, I did not want to immediately take out the mobile phone from the pocket, open the flashlight, take her out, thinking: are thirty or forty years old people, what have not seen, can also be afraid of black ...

9, heavy rain, the car's engine into the water. After towing away the repairs, he took the bus home with his father. In front of me sat a grandfather in his 80s, and a beautiful woman came to the front door, that big long legs, that small wild waist, just perfect! My dad said to the single, "Son, if you have any ideas, you have to do whatever you can to achieve them." I agreed: Young should have momentum, otherwise when grandpa is old, what ideas can he have? I was just about to stand up and talk, when the grandfather in front of me suddenly turned his head and said to me with a serious face: I still have ideas! Then I saw the old man get up and walk to the beautiful woman and ask for her WeChat!

10, the weather is getting warmer, I bought a dress online, uploaded a buyer show, the next day, received a call from customer service. Customer service: "Dear, you just need to delete your buyer show, we are willing to empty your shopping cart." Me: "I want your product to be free for a year." Customer service: "Dear, this may not work, you still have to change it." Me: "Then I want to be a model for your products, for free." Customer service: "Congratulations, you have obtained the right to use our products for one year free of charge." ”?

11. During the summer vacation, my seven-year-old nephew was playing with his mobile phone at home every day, and I felt that it was not good, so I took him out shopping. My nephew was sweating profusely, and I gave him ten dollars to buy water to drink. He bought me a bottle and said, "Aunt, I don't drink water, can I give me the remaining five dollars?" I hurriedly said, "What are you saving money for when you are young?" Need money to tell your aunt! My nephew approached me and whispered, "I have a classmate major to help people write summer homework, 40 yuan for two courses, I am still 5 yuan is enough..."

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