1. A book donated by a friend, read it in one breath today. When I first saw the cover, I was attracted by the quiet and peaceful faces of the couple, and I was very impressed, and I couldn't help but feel good about their story

1. A book donated by a friend, read it in one breath today. When I first saw the cover, I was attracted by the quiet and peaceful faces of the couple, and I was very impressed, and I couldn't help but be curious about their stories. Compared with their youthful appearance, after old age, their husband and wife are very strong... The emotions experienced by each generation when they are flourishing have their similar vivid and moving places, although youth cannot stay forever, but this enduring long love can penetrate time, offset this vanished like water flowing year, and preserve this eternal beauty! Several times the tears flowed for a long time, and after reading and closing the book, my heart was still surging ...

2. My daughter. At today's meeting, the leader said: "I never recruit women, and women are the most unreliable in doing things." I weakly asked, "What about me?" Leader: "You are because you are stronger and can be used as a man!" ”

3, buddies work on the construction site, can receive 80,000 yuan a month wages. I immediately quit my job in an electronics factory and went to work on a construction site. Working at the construction site every day, the sun and rain are more mature. That day I went online and gave my ID card to the network administrator, and she stared at me for a long time. I thought spring was coming, but he called the manager and said something next to him. I listened carefully, network manager: Manager, this uncle uses his son's ID card to surf the Internet, can you open it for him? Manager: Open it, so old, it is not easy to access the Internet.

4, once went to the city to run errands, when I came back, I pulled a free ride along the way. Because many parts of the city are one-way roads, you can't turn around, so it's more troublesome to find someone, so I asked the girl to find a more obvious and empty location. When I call and ask where? She said: I am under a big blue sign that says three points for illegal parking! I......

5. When I came home on the weekend, I squeezed the subway out of the house and met friends on the way. The subway was crowded, and friends had to wait until an empty seat to sit down. After a while, an older aunt came up and stood next to her friend. Suddenly the aunt asked the friend: Boy, what is your belief? The friend thought about it and said: Marry a beautiful daughter-in-law. The aunt patted her friend's shoulder and said: Boy, look at the long term, you should stand up at this age, run hard, stand up, fight for tomorrow, stand up... The friend did not wait for the aunt to finish speaking, so he stood up and said: Auntie, you sit down.

6, when I was a child and my sisters and cousins played hide-and-seek, I secretly said: even hiding under the bed can not escape the clutches of my sisters, so I bit my teeth and hid in the stove pit at home (at that time, the family lived in the rural stove pit is more powerful to climb in) My sister found a meeting, could not find it and then ran out to play, it was winter, I felt that it was still quite warm in the stove and even confused and asleep! When my dad took the firewood and lit it in the evening to prepare to cook, I climbed out with a big black face, which scared my dad into jumping back and rolling on the ground in a circle...

7, most Chinese parents are very fond of interfering in their children's lives, from study to work, from marriage to childbearing, and even the education of grandchildren. I think it may be because some parents have failed in life and want to play their children as trumpets again; while some parents are more successful in life and want their children to copy their own bulls again. The former is unwilling, the latter is too confident, and the common denominator of both is narcissism.

8, LZ hard to force sales Wang, said a day to see a customer, because there is no lunch break at noon, to the bus on the sleepy asleep, do not know when the neighbor seat sat a young woman beauty, may also be more sleepy, a moment also fell asleep, but we both fell asleep on the hug together This is a few meanings, beauty tap, I really don't know anything.

9. The brother-in-law took the private money of the old man and brushed a gift of 200,000 yuan to a female anchor. After half a month, the brother-in-law and the female anchor married, life is very happy, the female anchor at home status is relatively low, one day, she said to the brother-in-law: Next month is Mother's Day, I really envy those who can spend Mother's Day, I also want to live that festival Oh! Husband, do you agree? After hearing the anger, the brother-in-law directly slapped her: You stinky mother-in-law, you have a crush on my father's family property, and you want to be my stepmother? Menle didn't have any!

10, our bedroom is so terrible. Sleeping at night, the boss grinds his teeth with trembling, the second brother sometimes whimpers when he talks about dreams, and the third has to buckle the bed from time to time, and also laughs with a burst of negative testing. scold. Oh, I'm more normal, sitting up in the wee hours of the morning and looking at them

11. Working in the collision workshop of China Insurance Research Institute, a female colleague became pregnant with my child before marriage. The mother-in-law looked pregnant, and there was no way to get her daughter to marry me. At that time, my mother-in-law thought that I was relatively poor and looked down on me at all. Later, I became a regional manager with an annual salary of 6 million. On this day, the mother-in-law came to my house to borrow money and said that she wanted to buy a house for her brother-in-law. I deliberately shirked and said, "I have a meeting today, come back later." "I wandered outside for three hours and then went straight home. I walked in the door and said, "Daughter-in-law, is that mother's night fork gone?" "Then I saw my mother-in-law walk out of the bedroom...

12, a woman took her five-year-old daughter to go shopping, the little girl watched her mother try on clothes one by one, and each time exclaimed: "Mom, you are so beautiful!" An obese woman in the fitting room next door said to the child's mother, "Excuse me, I want to borrow your daughter for a while?" ”

13, a young man always does things with his hands, so he is always unemployed. This time, he found another job working for an antique shop. On his first day on work, he accidentally broke one of the more expensive glass bottles in the store. The boss was very angry: "The price of this bottle will be deducted from your monthly salary." When the young man heard this, he breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Thank god, I finally found a longer job." ”

14. The professor took two overseas Chinese students to his home for dinner, one was cheerful and the other was more restrained. During the banquet, the cheerful classmate smiled and pointed out that the restrained classmate introduced us: "He is from Burma, so he is more shy." Then he raised his glass to toast everyone, looked up and drank it all, and then said, "I'm from Yangon." ”