1. When I was a child, my father came home from a part-time job in the field and bought a large bottle of Coca-Cola, saying that it was a drink. Once the brother saw the black drink, he felt very curious, so he couldn't wait to pour a cup and prepare to drink it. Take a cup

1. When I was a child, my father came home from a part-time job in the field and bought a large bottle of Coca-Cola, saying that it was a drink. Once the brother saw the black drink, he felt very curious, so he couldn't wait to pour a cup and prepare to drink it. When I took the cup, I accidentally knocked the cup to the ground, and I looked at the white bubble drink on the ground with a frightened face, and I knelt on the ground. I cried and said, "Dad! What am I doing wrong? You're going to poison me."

2. When I was a child, I once wandered around alone, went to play in the wasteland at the west end of the village, and saw an uncle squatting in the grass. Feeling that the uncle seems to be very lonely, he took the initiative to accompany the uncle to pull the croak. When it was almost dark, I said that I was hungry and wanted to go home to eat, and the uncle was a little reluctant to give me two nests to eat on the way! Later, I went home and told my mother about this, and I learned that the uncle had robbed the road there!

3, Xiao Wang said in the office: "My girlfriend is like a mobile phone." The colleague asked: "It is also so small and exquisite, so trendy and fashionable, so indispensable?" Xiao Wang: "No, when I don't have money, I don't talk to me!" ”

4. The brother became a supervisor in the electronics factory, and the monthly salary was as high as 200,000 yuan. Although he has a successful career, he has never had a girlfriend. His family often forced him to go on a blind date, and every time he wanted to slip away, he would send me a WeChat message: Call me in a few minutes. And when I got the code, I would call him immediately. I will say: Mr. Zhang, the company has something that you need to personally come back to deal with. And every time I was always on the phone, I was scolded like a grandson.

5, night shift overtime, in the morning after work to eat a bowl of hot soup noodles, because of special thirst, just say a moment to eat, drink two cups of tea and thirst, let the waiter add water twice, when I drank almost, I think I can call to eat, just raise my hand like the waiter signaled, the little girl saw, immediately will understand, and added a glass of water to me ...

6, in the past, there was a small shop opposite our construction site, and I often went to buy things. Because there are many workers under me, I buy about ten boxes every time. This afternoon, I went to buy half a case of drinks, and when I checked out, the girl in the small shop whispered to me: "Big brother, in fact, I have a boyfriend." "What does she mean by this, I sincerely came to buy drinks, and I didn't say that I liked her!"

7. I was fired for stealing takeaway and went to the security department of Wanda Group after losing my job. The front desk girl in our company looks very pure, and I fell in love with her at first sight. When I first arrived at the company, in order to talk to her, I let the courier brother put the package at the front desk after buying something online, and I went to get it after work. Toothbrushes, toothpaste, and even packs of cigarettes were bought online, all done to get close to her. After 2 months of unremitting efforts, she finally got along with the courier brother, and I really wanted to cry without tears.

8, because of the small matter with the daughter-in-law quarreled a few words, the three-year-old son said to the daughter-in-law: Mom, you don't bully your father, he still has to work to earn money, and buy you good food! When I was moved to tears, my son said: Dad, buy two popsicles, my mother and I want to eat.

9. Because I left work late today, when I went to the school to pick up my son, he and the head of the kindergarten were left in the school. I said something embarrassed and led my son home, and when I first arrived at the door, I saw his homeroom teacher holding hands with his boyfriend. When the son saw his class teacher, he ran over in debt: "Teacher, your father has come to pick you up today!" "Looking at his boyfriend's face blue and white, I knew I had to leave quickly!"

10 There is a king whose tears will turn into diamonds in the tears of both of his daughters. The eldest daughter married the prince who had cast the castle with her tears, and the younger daughter married a shepherd. When the king saw them on his deathbed, the eldest daughter was covered in gold and silver jewelry, while the younger daughter and shepherd were still poor. The king was very surprised and said: Obviously, her tears are enough for you to live well? The shepherd said, "But I can't help but make her cry!"

11, once I temporarily remembered to go swimming, I bought a cheap swim trunk in the supermarket, because there is no other color, only red. As a result, I didn't expect the swim trunks to fade, and when I was soaking in the pool, a wisp of red oozed out of my lower body, swaying in the water... An uncle swam past me, looked at the red "blood" under me, and looked at my bare upper body, for a moment, his expression was very contradictory...

12, there is a person out of the house, to the destination found that there is no parking space, had to park the car on the road. He left a note under the wiper that read, "I'm here to run errands." When I came back, I saw that there was an extra ticket under the wiper, and there was an extra line of note under my note: "Me too." ”

13, it is the college entrance examination season again, the students please relax, do not be nervous, the college entrance examination decides only where you will continue to play LOL, DNF; students This will be the last time you use your brain, and only use your face later!

14 So she picked up the pen in her hand and wrote on the paper: "I like you." Unexpectedly, she rose up after reading it and said: What you wrote is even uglier. I thought: I guess there is no drama. As I was about to leave, she called out to me: Brother, your paper, take it back. After I took the paper in her hand, I took a closer look, and there was an extra line on the paper, "I like you too" Hehe, and sure enough, the heavens still took good care of me.