1. The sister-in-law temporarily lived in my house after the divorce, and after half a year she became pregnant, and my mother-in-law quietly said to me: "Son-in-law, you know many people, you see if you can find an object for your sister-in-law, find someone like you."

1. The sister-in-law temporarily lived in my house after the divorce, and after half a year she became pregnant, and my mother-in-law quietly said to me: "Son-in-law, you know many people, you see if you can find an object for your sister-in-law, find an honest person like you, and now her stomach is getting bigger and bigger every day." ”

2. My husband took advantage of my bath, secretly rummaged through my mobile phone, and found a text message: "So-and-so hotel, room 503." I came out of the shower and said, "I'll go out to a party in a moment and come back later!" "I was in my hotel room with a group of friends singing happy birthday songs around the cake! The husband wears a mask and holds a kitchen knife, kicking the door open! Then calmly walked over and cut the cake open and said, "This is a free service provided by this hotel, I wish you a pleasant meal!" ”

3. When we fight with our wives, we must not be tough, but we must pay attention to strategy. Only by using more brains can she touch her heart to change her mind. Today I was punished to kneel on the washboard, and only when I knelt down did I remember one thing, and immediately said to me: "Wife, you bought these pants, and it hurts me to kneel." She was greatly touched and immediately helped me to say, "Husband, you hurry up, put your pants on your knees." ”

4. Last night, my wife was on the night shift, I opened the V letter and shook my sister, shook a sister, and chatted very hot. Me: "Beauty, come out for dinner and sing a song, shall we?" Beauty: "This is not good, what if your wife finds out?" Me: "My wife is on the night shift, not at home!" Beauty: "Then you come to me, right?" Me: "Okay, where am I going to find you?" Beauty: "Brother-in-law, I'm in your next room, come on!" ”

5. I work as a supervisor in a private company, and a girl under me is getting married and applying to leave. I quickly put the recruitment information out to try to recruit one, one of which felt that there was a girl who was very good, in order to let her come to work early, after the personnel informed her of her joining tomorrow, I was a little anxious and felt afraid that she would not come, and privately called you to encourage her to come early tomorrow. No, today she told us not to come, saying that she wanted to come to work, but we were too enthusiastic here, and she suspected that we were liars.

6. Uncle drunken broken piece, gave me a 79W, aunt sent a voice: Nephew, your uncle and I are unemployed, there is only this little savings left, he still turns around, you immediately transfer back to my account, leave a 500 to buy fruit for you, I and your uncle rely on this pension money?

7. The sister-in-law took a plane to Dubai on a business trip, sorted out the plan on the plane, attracted the attention of a little girl, and whispered to her mother: I want to play that. Her mother smiled and said: If you want to play, you can say it yourself, and do your own thing. The little girl hesitated. Mom smiled and taught her, and you said, "Auntie, can I play that?" The sister-in-law raised her head and gave the child an encouraging look, and the little girl finally plucked up her courage: Auntie, can I play that? The sister-in-law said: No.

8. A man is a programmer, and on this day the man took his three-year-old son to the kindergarten to register. There was a simple exam before entering the school, and the head of the kindergarten asked his son: Little friend, will you count from one to a hundred? His son looked at the head of the kindergarten and said, "1,10,11,100," and the number is finished. Then the head of the kindergarten said to the man: This parent, your son is a little stupid. The man just smiled and didn't speak, and his son said: I think you are stupid!!!! I'm too lazy to count a hundred numbers, so I follow the binary numbers!!!!

9. My delivery guy and I got into the wrong business. Junior high school lived in school, and I really had enough school meals, so I secretly ordered a long-missed snail powder. When I walked to the head of the wall and was preparing to take the snail powder, I saw the headmaster's figure rushing over. Me: "Brother, why did you bring me food, my father?" He glanced at the headmaster and immediately reacted: "Dad didn't have time to ask me to send it." I took out the money for the meal and gave it to him, and said pitifully, "You can take this money back, I can't use so much money here." ""

10. My cousin introduced me to a girlfriend who was the owner of a one-night KTV! After the meeting, she took the initiative to ask me to go to fast food! I was thrilled because I grew up in the countryside and had never been there. At noon, we both ordered a lot of delicious food! When I used chopsticks to hold the hamburger and dipped my own old mother, she hurriedly said that the family had left beforehand...?

11. When a local tycoon was examined in the hospital, the doctor told him that he had cancer. Drink more soup to live longer, and since then his wife has given him a bowl of his favorite bone soup every day. Later, when his wife died, the daughter-in-law of the local tycoon was responsible for boiling bone soup for him to drink. I don't know why the daughter-in-law can't get that taste like this. For this reason, the local tycoon beat and scolded his daughter-in-law. The daughter-in-law couldn't help it, and when she was boiling the soup this day, she put half a bottle of pesticide into it and planned to poison the local tycoon. As a result, the local tycoon tasted the bone soup. He cried and said, "That's the smell!"?

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