1. When I saw a beautiful woman with a good and plump body, I couldn't help but run after her.
After two laps, she seemed to notice me, slowly slowed down, and I was embarrassed to run slowly behind her, which was too obvious and had to overtake her.
At this moment, my mobile phone rang, I stopped, connected the mobile phone, the beautiful woman passed by me, just heard me say a word, the contract waited for me to go back and then say, billions is not a small amount, be careful. Antoine on the other end of the phone was a little worried, shouting, are you taking the wrong medicine, I called you to eat breakfast, you and I said what billions of contracts, why don't you go to heaven? I smiled back and said, Well, you wait for me! Then I hung up the phone.
The beautiful woman who ran to the front suddenly sat down on the ground with a snort. I ran over to her and asked her what was wrong, and she said with a pained face, accidentally hit her foot, it hurt. I said with concern, but it's not twisted to the bone, let me take you to the hospital to see it, right? She nodded gratefully and said, "Trouble you, won't delay your business, right?" I shook my head and said, no matter how big things are, you can't see death without saving! She smirked and said, people just broke their feet, not as serious as you said. I smiled and said, all with one meaning, you don't move, I'll take you to the hospital. I picked her up, and she shyly wrapped her arms around my neck and buried her head in my arms, and a smell of a woman's unique smell rushed into my nose.
2. Working in a TSMC factory, a beautiful female colleague in the workshop is often harassed by a rich second generation. Today, at the end of the day, this female colleague asked me to help me pretend to be her boyfriend and go with her to meet this rich second generation. I thought I was okay and agreed. After the meeting, the female colleague warned the rich second generation: "See? I already have a boyfriend now, don't pester me again! After saying that, he pointed at me and said, "I'm just looking for this and I won't like you anymore, so you've got this heart." ”
3. The princess was magically transformed into a frog by the old witch. The Prophet said to the princess: One day there will be a Prince Charming passing by, and if he kisses you, he will return to his original form. One day a white horse came from the river, and the princess shouted, "I am a princess, please kiss me, I can restore my original appearance." Hakuba nodded and tried to kiss her, but without success. White Horse: "You may really be a princess, but I'm sure you're not a horse princess, you must be a cow." The princess was astonished: "How do you know I am a cow?" White Horse: "Because the cow's lip is not right for the horse's mouth." ”
4. When I was 20 years old, I was still young, it was a fancy time, many people were matchmakers, and my cousin introduced a handsome guy to meet him, and I was quite satisfied. A few days later, my cousin took me to his house to see his house, I was a little excited, and when I met, I took his hand and said: Miss me? When I came back, my aunt said to me: You are a girl who doesn't know how to be reserved, that's his twin brother, the last time I saw my brother. Then, I'm still single.
5. My wife sent me a message saying that she wanted me to buy a box of hydrating masks for her, so I went to RT-Mart to buy two boxes. When I saw the mineral water at checkout, I bought one get one free, and I bought a box! When I got home, my wife opened the door and watched me carry two tanks of water. The wife directly kicked over and said: The old woman wants to replenish water, not to drink water...
6. It is about to enter winter, and the mother takes her young son to the mall to buy autumn pants. The younger son raised his little head and asked his mother curiously, "What are autumn pants?" The mother told the younger son: "Autumn pants are worn in autumn and winter." At the counter, the salesman asked, "How long do you need to be?" Without waiting for the mother to speak, the younger son rushed to answer: "From September to February next year!" ”
7. I am sad to see that a company that has been open for a year is about to go out of business. When I wanted to encourage myself, I remembered that there were still tens of millions of debts to pay off. If it weren't for my model girlfriend being by my side to encourage me and accompany me, maybe I would have fallen. But I can't fail her, I can't let her down, I have to cheer up. Tonight I'll go home and get my dad two hundred million. Bring the company back to life!
8. The company recently parachuted in a deputy director, who was heard to be the illegitimate son of the major shareholder. Today, when I was eating in the cafeteria, I saw the manager licking the lid of yogurt. I was stunned and asked in surprise: "Manager, you are so rich, drink yogurt and lick the lid?" The manager gave me a blank look: "You know what, I only eat this cover." "Finished, throw the yogurt in the trash!?
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