1. A female colleague came to work in a half-see-through suit, and I couldn't help but ask her, is it that hot? Do you have to dress like this? She said something amazing: I don't wear it that way, I have several K of underwear inside

1. A female colleague came to work in a half-see-through suit, and I couldn't help but ask her, is it that hot? Do you have to dress like this? She said something amazing: I don't wear it like this, who do I show the underwear in me?

2 At noon and the female colleagues quarreled, accidentally broke the hands of others, she cried to let me be responsible, alarmed the female boss, after understanding the situation, she said that the female colleagues were too much, on a little oil skin also took the opportunity to make an article. The female colleague said angrily: "Last time you said that your eyes were lost, he also blew your eyes for half an hour!" The landlady was also angry: "Yesterday, you also ate the meal he brought!" Not to be outdone, the female colleague said: "Last Saturday, why did only 2 of you work overtime?" The landlady snorted coldly: "Did you rub his car yesterday?" The landlady said to me, "From today onwards, you will be my assistant." The female colleague was a little annoyed and said to the landlady: "Auntie, say good fair competition, how do you... That's it! "Saying, the female colleague cried, I looked at the pain, had the heart to coax it, and was afraid that the female boss would beat me, what do you say?

3 Female colleagues gossipily ask me, "Brother, how much money do you have?" I looked at her warily and said, "I don't know! The female colleague said: "Brother, I will send you a red envelope of 20 yuan, you give me a red envelope of 30 yuan, and then you give me 510 yuan in cash." good no good? I was angry at the time, sneering and saying, "You think I'm stupid and try to cheat me out of money?" Want to take 20 bucks to set me 540." Seriously, if she wasn't the most beautiful girl in the company, I would have even hit people at the time. Can I suffer from this IQ?

4 My sister has been on blind dates countless times, and basically it is over after seeing each other once. Today she came back from a blind date, and my mother asked: How many times have you been blind dated, none of them have been achieved, can you let me save dim sum? Sister: I just ordered eight dishes, try them to be generous or not! Mom: Can you eat all eight dishes? I know you're a blind date, and if you don't know, I thought you were a rice holder!

5 For their own performance and salary, they came to the community to sell, knocked on the door, and a child opened the door. Sales: "Kids, do you need to buy a new washing machine at home?" Child: "No, I know it's time for a new washing machine next door." Sales puzzled: "How do you know?" Child: "Because we've been borrowing from his house." ”"

6 My husband called and said he had a party tonight and couldn't go home for dinner. The son asked, "Mom, what is socializing?" I explained to my son, "I don't want to go, but I have to go, and it's called socializing." The son suddenly realized. The next morning he was going to school and said to me, "Mom, I'm going to socialize." ”

7 years ago, my uncle came to see my mother at home, and my mother went to cook and gave me a hundred yuan to press the old money. I took the money, laughed at Mimi and ran out, spent five dollars downstairs to buy a sugar gourd, and finished eating before going home. After my uncle left, my mother obviously knew the money in my hand and asked me for it. I said: My uncle gave ninety-five dollars to press the old money. My mom listened: Where is the five dollars? I was still wondering: Huh? How did she know she was missing five dollars? Panicked, he began to make up reasons: the uncle did give me a hundred, but just went out to play... Well, I accidentally dropped five pieces!

8 A few days ago after buying a lottery ticket and winning a hundred million, I bought a Porsche, with a villa, the company colleagues are envious, even the goddess who usually looks at me coldly, also took the initiative to come to me and almost said: Brother, I will take your car back after work. At this time, a female colleague next to me was not happy and said: I first agreed with my brother, he sent me home. At this time, two female colleagues quarreled over my car, and in the end, the goddess won, and I sent the goddess home. When in the car, the goddess said: The stomach is so hungry, or let's find a place to eat." As soon as I saw the restaurant arrive, I chose a most upscale restaurant, after the two ordered a table of dishes, the goddess ordered a bottle of red wine, and after three glasses of belly, the goddess fell into my arms drunk, drunk and said: Brother, I seem to be a little drunk, you bring it back to my house, when you are ready to leave. At this time, the flutter, Grandma's, fell under the bed.

9 Quarreled with her husband and returned to her mother's house with a gamble. The four-year-old girl called me and whispered, "Mom, you come back quickly, you are not at home these days, every day a woman comes to our house to buy me good food and cook for us." As soon as I listened, I quickly packed up my things and went home. When I got home, the object of the little uncle was coaxing the girlfriend to play, and the girlfriend pounced on me and hugged me and said, "Mom, the aunt's idea is really good, you really will come back soon."

10 This New Year's Day, I went to my cousin's house with my mother to visit relatives, and my 6-year-old nephew kept getting close to me. Keep talking to me about who in their class whose uncle gave a big red envelope. This is to remind me, I wrapped a big red envelope of 300 yuan for my eldest nephew. Unexpectedly, after a while, the eldest nephew returned. Then told me that the red envelope of 500 yuan for the New Year was lost, so it was returned to me. 

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