1. Today and a female colleague went to the hotel to open a room, after the end of the matter she went to take a shower, then her mobile phone rang, I don't think much about it directly, after the answer to react is her husband. Witty I spoke

1. Today and a female colleague went to the hotel to open a room, after the end of the work she went to take a shower, then her mobile phone rang, I don't think much about it directly, after the answer to react to her husband. Witty I said: "Is it your mobile phone, I have been waiting for an hour, now people love to lose mobile phones!" Then his husband weakly replied, "Oh thank you." "Give me a thumbs up for my wit."

2. A girl gets on the plane and sees a man sitting in her seat. She checked her ticket and said politely, "Sir, are you sitting in the wrong place?" The man took out his ticket and shouted: "Look clearly, this is my seat, are you blind?" The girl looked at his ticket carefully, stopped making a sound, and stood silently beside him. After a while the plane took off, and the girl bowed her head and said to the man easily: "Sir, you are not in the wrong position, you are on the wrong plane!" There is a kind of forbearance called making you regret that it is too late, if howling can solve the problem, the donkey will have ruled the world long ago!

 3. There is a buddy, once was rear-ended, the other party is a girl, very beautiful. The buddies wanted to chase her, and the girl was a cold beauty, saying, "Stop! I'll fix your car, don't think about anything else. So, the two agreed to meet at the auto repair plant the next day. Unexpectedly, the girl brought a middle-aged woman over. The buddy glanced at the woman, the foundation was slightly thicker, the corners of her eyes were raised, and she had done beauty at a glance. Although the gluttony is very young, the actual age should be in the forties. Judging, it was the girl's mother. Dude smiled in his heart, there is! He said to the girl, "What's the matter, I still brought my sister to make a big noise!" The girl glanced at him and said, "This is my mother!" The middle-aged woman said to the buddies: "What kind of eyes do you have?" suddenly smiled like a flower on her face, and asked the buddies: "Is auntie so young?" The buddy said in surprise, "Oh, auntie, I don't mean to disrespect you in the slightest." Seriously, no one can see that you are her mother. "The woman is happier... The brother hit the iron while it was hot, and asked: "Auntie, I dare to ask, were you legally old enough when you gave birth to her?" The woman sneered and said, "The age is a little younger, but it has reached 22." "That middle-aged woman likes buddies, when asked about her profession, she was a doctor, and she said it was good." Ask again, there is no object, the woman is happy, said that my daughter does not have a boyfriend! The buddy left contact information for the aunt. Within a few days, the woman went to the hospital to find her buddies for a physical examination. Half a year later, the buddies got their wish to hug the beauty!

 3. After coming home from school last night, my sister and I started carrying it again. The elder sister said to me: They all say that their daughter is the lover of her father's previous life, and it is really not false, you see our father, they don't love to take care of you! I rolled my eyes and said, "But Daddy calls you by your first name, but he always calls me Son!" The old sister's face slowly did not look good, and the father held out his hand to me and said: Son, bring your ID card, I will see what your name is!

4. Father: Son, you go buy a bottle of wine and come back. No matter how much the boss asks, kill him for half the price. Son: Received! Son: How much does a bottle of wine cost? Owner: 80! The son thought for a moment: No, 40. Owner: 60 bar. Son: No, 30. Boss: Then 40. Son: No, 20! Boss: 30 is always OK!! The son thought about it: No! 15！！ The boss said angrily: Just give it to you for free! The son thought about it again and said, "No, you have to give me two bottles." boss:......

5. I struggled in the electronics factory for 4 years and finally mixed with the position of director, with a monthly salary of 30,000 yuan, the days are also comfortable, the neighbors see me well, they introduce a white fumei to me, and after two months, they flash marriage. After marriage, I always cooked, and today I came home from overtime for a while, and my wife made me a dish by herself, but I said two words to her when it was very salty. The wife said: In fact, you should praise me, after all, this is my first time cooking, and then you can't wait to eat it again? I asked her: Why wait? The wife said playfully: I heard that time can dilute all this!

6. No matter what kind of car I ride, I like to lean against the window. On this day, I was going to take a plane, I took my boarding pass, and I said to the flight attendant sister: I just want a window seat to sit down! Just then, suddenly a man came and said to me: Hello, sir! This is my seat. I said, "But I just love this seat, I just won't let it!" As a result, the man pleaded bitterly, and to no avail, so he said angrily: Well, you can drive this plane! With that, he's gone!

 7. A buddy notices that his girlfriend has recently been very close to a strange man, and it doesn't feel right. So I directly found someone to block them in the hotel, and rushed up to the man to beat them up. Then the man felt aggrieved and called the police in front of everyone. Later, the buddies learned that the man and his girlfriend were originally husband and wife, and he was the third party...

8. Today, when I went to deliver documents to the leader, I found a cockroach on the table, and I slapped it flat. The female leader saw it and said that she was most afraid of cockroaches, and repeatedly praised me for being strong and brave. The female leader also said that she also had a lot of cockroaches in her house, so I went to her house at night to shoot cockroaches and shoot a reward of five hundred yuan. In the evening, I went to the female boss's house with full expectations, thinking that I would earn at least ten thousand yuan a night, but I found that the female boss's home was clean, and I couldn't find a cockroach to shoot for half a day. The female leader said that she didn't necessarily shoot cockroaches, I could shoot anything I wanted. So, I looked for a long time, but the female boss's family did not even have to shoot a mosquito. I left breathlessly, I really don't know what the female boss asked me to shoot at her house?

9. One night, after eating, my brother and sister-in-law were walking around the neighborhood and saw an old woman walking with her legs and feet. The brother looked very touched, so he asked his sister-in-law: Wife, what will you do if I have inconvenient legs and feet in the future? The sister-in-law looked at her brother tenderly and said: I will buy you a crutch, if you obey I will accompany you to walk like this, if you do not obey I will use the crutch to beat you to death and mutilate the wheelchair! The passers-by next to him looked at his sister-in-law with a frightened face!

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