1. The eldest sister-in-law is beautiful. Divorced today. Move to my house. After dinner in the evening, the eldest sister-in-law wants to take a bath. My wife was afraid that I would peek at my sister-in-law taking a bath and told me to go out and hang out. I'm angry

1. The eldest sister-in-law is very beautiful. Divorced today. Move to my house. After dinner in the evening, the eldest sister-in-law wants to take a bath. My wife was afraid that I would peek at my sister-in-law taking a bath and told me to go out and hang out. I said indignantly, Am I that kind of person? Then I went out the door breathlessly. Just after arriving at the door of the community, a strange young woman pulled me aside. The young woman said that she had come here for a tour, and that her mobile phone and wallet had been stolen. Tell me to do well and lend her 50 bucks. She was hungry and wanted to have dinner. I was surprised and said, does it cost 50 yuan for dinner? I'll give you ten bucks, there's a bun shop over there, two bucks for a meat bun, and you can buy five. The young woman nodded and said, ten dollars is also OK.?

2. When getting married, I gave my mother-in-law a red envelope of 300,000 yuan before taking my wife away. Along the way, he held various ceremonies with his wife and prostrated his head. After sending the guests away, he dragged his tired steps to the bedroom. However, when I lifted the red hijab, I was stunned, how could this person not be his wife, but his sister-in-law? My sister-in-law was embarrassed and said: My sister is sick, let me help stand on the platform, now that my task is completed, can I leave?

3. My wife is the director of Greenland Group, and after living overseas with the rich man, she left me 800,000 yuan. I gave the money to my dad and stayed at home all day playing games. Last night, dad and I had a drink together, and dad said: I used the 800,000 to buy you a BMW 7 Series, right? I wondered, "Dad, how did you suddenly come up with the idea of buying me a car?" Dad: It's okay, you don't marry your daughter-in-law anyway, and it's useless to keep the money! Do I want this car or not?

4. An abbot was invited to lecture at another monastery, he got on the high-speed train and found a woman sitting in his seat. The abbot checked his ticket and said politely, "Lord, are you sitting in the wrong place?" The woman took out her ticket and shouted, "Look clearly, this is my seat, are you blind?" The abbot looked at her ticket carefully, stopped making a sound, and stood silently beside her. After a while the train started, and the abbot bowed his head and said softly to the woman, "Lord, you are not in the wrong place, but you are in the wrong car!" ”

5. When I was in the fifth grade, I started playing DNF, and it was always my brother who took me to play. One day I asked my brother: Brother, why are you so rich? My brother said, "Let me tell you a story." When it was still the Level 60 version, I noticed that the dazzling crystals at auction sold for 500 gold, while the Shop at the West Coast Roadside Stalls sold for 750 gold. So I auctioned the goods every day and took them to the West Coast to sell. -Earned more than 30 million yuan in a month. I said with a big realization: Oh, I seem to understand! My brother said: You know a fart! Then a friend of mine abandoned the pit and he gave me millions of challenge books.

6. When I went to work this morning, the company announced a new system, and women 45 will retire. I couldn't help but send a message to my boyfriend: "Husband, just now I heard them say that women are 45 retired, this year I am 25, there are still ten years!" The boyfriend was silent for an instant, and after a while the boyfriend sent a message saying: "Then how many years do you have to calculate our mortgage?" I was momentarily stunned: "30 years..." I went, I must work well, resolutely can not retire early!?

7. The Chinese teacher is the principal's wife. One day, when the principal was on patrol, he walked to the door of our class, and the Chinese teacher came and said, "What do you see?" scram! "We held back until the end of class.

8. My girlfriend and I met in college and have always been in love. Last year I went to see her parents and stayed at her house for the night, leaving me alone in a room. When I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet, I suddenly thought that since we were all engaged, why were we so shy! So I sneaked into her room, and she didn't resist, and that night, we were all crazy. The next morning, I opened my eyes and found her sister in the window, and in this way, my girlfriend became my sister now...

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