1. The brother-in-law did not have a wife when he was 32 years old, and later the matchmaker introduced a pregnant one! The brother-in-law said he didn't mind, and the two got married. Later, when the child fell ill, it was only when the blood was drawn for testing

1. The brother-in-law did not have a wife when he was 32 years old, and later the matchmaker introduced him to a pregnant! The brother-in-law said he didn't mind, and the two got married. Later, when the child fell ill, when the blood was drawn and tested, it was found that the child's blood type was the same as that of the brother-in-law, and further DNA tests were done, and the results were surprisingly found: she was the brother-in-law's biological child! The brother-in-law was confused at once, and the others were even more confused...

2. When I was working as a courier in a courier company, I was with a girl at Cainiao Station. Today is the anniversary of a month in love, I sent a message to my girlfriend and said: Honey, let's go to KFC. When my girlfriend arrived at the designated location, she had a big fight with me. She scolded: You are sick and take me to KFC! I looked confused: Today is the anniversary, take you to eat something good, is this wrong? The girlfriend looked aggrieved: Then you can't type! Send me what KFC, take the medicine for nothing!

3. Zhenxin has been working for several years, and there is no object for a long time, and on this day she is forced by her mother to go on a blind date. Then in the restaurant, I saw a ragged aunt. At this time, Zhenxin took out a pack of cigarettes and said: The biggest disadvantage of this person is that he likes to live at night and eat with all kinds of friends. Before I could finish speaking, a little brother suddenly came over and said: Mom, is this the object of my introduction?

4. Yesterday I added a small class at Foxconn, which is not long for two hours. When riding the bus, I saw a handsome and beautiful woman with a little girl, and the two of them had a grilled sausage in each hand. The little girl quickly ate the one she had, and then went to ask for another one. Beauty deliberately raised her arm not to give her: you can eat when you have enough! The little girl held her arm and tried to reach it, and suddenly her hand that was holding the beautiful woman's arm was released. Because she saw that I didn't say a word and took a bite of the grilled sausage, the beauty only had a bamboo stick left on her hand...

5. It's about to be a New Year's Day party, and everyone in the class has to sing a song and can't help but prepare. When the literary and artistic committee counted songs, he asked me to share the table; what do you sing? Table Mate: Wait a minute. The literary and art committee members looked at him, turned around, and left. After a while, he turned around again and asked his table mates: Do you want to sing anything? The table mate wondered: Didn't I just say that? Who knew that the literary and art committee member said angrily: You said, you told me to wait for a minute, I have waited for a minute, you still don't say, what do you really want! Play me! "

6. A man goes to the market to sell walnuts, and I sell dates next to him. I shouted loudly: "Good dates, big dates, small wuxi ventilation equipment core, small dates without cores!" "In less than an hour, my dates were snapped up. The man who sold walnuts also shouted loudly: "Sell walnuts to sell walnuts, big walnuts and small kernels, small walnuts without kernels!" "Even though he shouted out his throat, no one bought it!"

7. The salary of sending a small disgust to deliver takeaway is too low, so I jump to work in an electronics factory. After working for a month, I didn't expect to be looked at by the young and beautiful manager, and the two were married for a week together. At the wedding scene, the host let the novel send two sentences. As a result, this product did not know whether it was too happy or how, and opened his mouth and said: "Thank you mother-in-law for giving birth to such a good girl for me!" After saying that, the applause was thunderous. Then two seconds later, the whole audience suddenly fell silent...

8. A single female colleague in the company asked me to help her rent a house, and just when one of the rooms in my house was empty, I proposed to give it to the female colleague. In the afternoon, after the female colleague went to see the house and felt very satisfied to live in, I consciously took on the housework every day, including helping her fold the quilt every day. At first, she felt a little scared to live in one room by herself and asked if I could move in with me. I refused on the spot. Obviously didn't want to pay me rent. People say yes or no? #搞笑段子 #

9. My girlfriend stayed at school as a teacher after graduating from college. On the first day of class today, my girlfriend was stopped by a handsome guy on the way to the classroom, and he asked, "Are you a freshman?" After listening to the sneaking joy, the girlfriend thought that she was praising her youth: "How do you say that?" Handsome man: "Look at your skin!" The girlfriend was even happier after listening to it, thinking: I didn't expect my skin to be so good! She waved her hand and said, "Actually, I'm a junior." The handsome man groaned, "Looking at your skin, I thought you had just finished your military training."

10. After graduating from college, he entered Huawei as an executive, negotiated with Qualcomm on behalf of the company, and finally obtained the right to use Qualcomm-related technologies. Although Qualcomm will pay 1.8 billion, the future profits far exceed this figure. Today I returned to China, the boss was very happy and sent me a bonus of 100,000 yuan. Because I had been on a business trip for a month and wanted a daughter-in-law, I immediately went home. When I got home, I saw that my wife was still asleep. I couldn't resist the excitement, and shouted in my wife's ear: Your husband is back. Then she suddenly got up and muttered in her mouth you go fast, you go fast! Haha, the wife is really so cute, make me laugh.

11. When you borrow money, you are a grandson, and when you repay the money, you become a grandfather! I secretly swear that I will be a dog when I borrow money from others in the future! Half a year ago, my brother-in-law bought a house and borrowed 50,000 yuan from me, and two days ago I wanted to change cars, so I asked my brother-in-law to return the money to me. As a result, the brother-in-law was anxious, said that I slammed the door, and scolded me. This morning my brother-in-law sent me a V letter saying that he had returned the money to me. I was wondering if I hadn't sent him my bank card number when I received a text message on my phone: "China Mobile reminds you that the 50,000 yuan you recharged will arrive!" "#Funny Moment#Funny Paragraph##搞笑幽默趣闻 #