1. Yesterday I was changing the light bulbs at my mother-in-law's house, I folded two stools and stood up, and my wife and sister-in-law were supporting me below. Suddenly there was a crackling sound, and I was immediately startled and fell off the back of my head

1. Yesterday I was changing the light bulbs at my mother-in-law's house, and I folded two stools and stood up, and my wife and sister-in-law were supporting me underneath. Suddenly crackling, I was immediately startled, fell down and hit the ground on the back of my head, the ears buzzed in an instant, the head was blank, and then I heard a voice in the haze: Sister, you still help him up first, what are you doing with his wallet?!!

2. After the resignation of Zhongtong Express, I jumped ship to work at the headquarters of JD.com. Some time ago, the company came to a beautiful female colleague, and I took a lot of effort to add her V letter. I talked to her for two days, and she suddenly asked me a strange question: "Brother, you say, if I don't want to receive a message from a very annoying person, what should I do?" I said, "This is very simple, just block it." She said, "I won't." I told her how to black out, and a few minutes later, I messaged, "Will it be?" "The system prompts that the other party rejects your message, she is so smart, she immediately learned."

3. The sister-in-law is 36 years old, is a taekwondo coach, a few days ago finally married out, on the day of the wedding, the cave room flower candle night, tears in tears to ask the groom why so disappeared so many years, until now appeared, suddenly left and right bow to beat the small chest, did not expect, the sister-in-law more than 30 years of training taekwondo kung fu is too fierce, after a meal of operation, the groom directly fainted. After being sent to the hospital, I finally woke up and slowly spat out two words from my mouth: divorce! Now I finally know the reason why my sister-in-law has not been able to marry for so many years.

4. When my brother was in high school, he had a crush on the girl behind him. They had a basketball game at school that day, and my brother was the main player in the class. The girl my brother liked was also present that day, and in the final moments of the game, my brother threw a key goal. He ran to high-fives! Maybe the surname was too much, he did not have the strength to high-five the girl he liked, and directly slapped the girl on the head, and the girl turned around angrily and left. So my brother's first love ended before it started...

5. My husband went to take a shower, and a female friend on his phone sent a message: What are you doing? On a whim, I replied: I was thinking of you. The other person said: Really? I felt bored, so I replied: I sent the message just now, I am his wife. The other party seconds back: Great! I wondered: Huh? What's too good? The other party said: While they are not there, let's talk for a while, right? I'm her husband!

6. One day, a woman went to the bank counter to withdraw 700 yuan, which was ridiculed by the bank employees. In desperation, the woman said to the bank staff, then help me withdraw 3 million. The staff took the savings card and saw that the balance in the card was suddenly not calm, and the woman's card had more than ten million deposits. Subsequently, the attitude of the staff changed greatly, the title changed, and respectfully gave the woman 3 million. After the woman took out 700 yuan, she deposited the remaining money into the card. The staff did not dare to say anything, they could only do it, this is a VIP, ah, can not afford to offend.

7. Our boss and ex-wife divorced, and the lonely boss wanted to find a young, high-quality object, so he asked the matchmaker to introduce him. When the blind date came back, the boss said: Good heartache, this blind date has failed again! Matchmaker: It's okay, I want to open something, anyway, it's not the first time I've been rejected, next time I'll introduce you to someone else. Boss: But this time I have improved! Matchmaker: Really? What progress has been made? Boss: On this blind date, people didn't leave as soon as they saw me, and they listened to me talk a lot of things very seriously. Matchmaker: You think too much! I forgot to tell you that the woman was actually blind and couldn't see your face. "

8. At night, the brother-in-law drove the Bentley to Run Didi and pulled a big aunt near RT-Mart. After the aunt got out of the car, a bag of beef forgot the back seat. The brother-in-law quickly drove up to her and shouted, "Auntie, you forgot a bag of beef in the back seat!" The aunt waved her hand and replied with great pride: "Boy, I see that you are powerless to step on the accelerator when you drive, this beef will be sent to you, go home and stew some soup to drink, make up for it!" ”?

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