1. After the death of the mother-in-law, the father-in-law passed alone. In the afternoon, my father-in-law asked me to come out and talk about alimony: "How about you give me 6,000 yuan a year in alimony?" "My heart is not moved,

1. After the death of the mother-in-law, the father-in-law passed alone. In the afternoon, my father-in-law asked me to come out and talk about alimony: "How about you give me 6,000 yuan a year in alimony?" "I was not touched in my heart, why his two daughters, still asking me for so much I do not agree! My father-in-law suddenly held out five fingers, and I knew it was asking me for 5,000. I reacted so quickly that I deliberately said, "Agree! five hundred! Father-in-law nodded, "Agree to pay 500 months!" Don't regret it!

2. After graduating from university, I partnered with my roommate to open a company. The company is just starting out, and there are a lot of things that I need to deal with. I came home early today and slept soundly in bed. My wife slapped me in the face and said I was snoring and she couldn't sleep. I closed my mouth and fell asleep again. It turned out to be another slap, and I was furious. Who knew that the wife said: "I see that your mouth is closed and there is no movement, I think you are SI!" ”

3, this day, the second generation of the rich bentley run Didi picked up a couple, the car boy said: "Go back at night you go to bed early, I want to play with my brother in five rows, tonight I have to stay overnight!" The girl didn't make a sound, and her face was unhappy! When we got to the destination, the young man got out of the car, and the girl did not get off, and directly closed the car door. Open the window and say to Fu Er Dai loudly, "Master, go to the nearest hotel, you can collect the car now!" "The rich second generation in line with the purpose of helping others, one foot on the throttle to go out, the man chased the rich second generation three streets."

4, my sister has been 30 years old for several years, staying at home every weekend, not going on a blind date or looking for a boyfriend. One day my mother said to my sister: If you find a boyfriend, I will give you 10,000 yuan. If you get married, I'll give you 50,000. My sister went back to the room and took out a card and said to my mother: Mom, there are 100,000 in it, you don't want to urge me to find a boyfriend in the future.

5. Da Long's buddy Da Tao is getting married, and Da Long naturally becomes Da Tao's best man. Da Tao is a groom, on the day of marriage to rob the kiss, other people's grooms are stuffing red envelopes, answering questions, banging on the door. And Da Tao was strong, took a classmate with the worst grades in the class that year, this classmate is now a locksmith, walked lightly to the door, without a little noise, suddenly opened the door! Inside, a group of girls are still chattering about countermeasures! Da Long still can't forget the bride's face from shock to confusion to anger!??."

6. I am a graduate student in the Department of Computer Science of Tsinghua University, and I am now teaching in a private aristocratic school. The music teacher who ran today came to me: "My computer is infected with a virus, can you help me kill it?" I said no problem, then the art teacher pushed the door in, and when he heard about it, he said, "Help me kill it first!" The music teacher said, "My machine is here, kill me first." The art teacher said no, I hurriedly advised: "Don't worry, kill the music teacher first, don't kill her immediately after you kill her, you will be killed!" ”

7. My sister is about to get married recently, and the whole family is in a festive atmosphere. But my mother had lost her temper with my father for three days. It is another penalty for kneeling on the washboard, another penalty for sleeping on the floor, and another for searching for money. Dad couldn't bear to ask, "Wife, what's wrong with you these days?" These days have made me suffer all the time. The old mother gave him a blank look: "You know what, I want my daughter to systematically learn the way of the royal husband before I get married!" ”

8, in the morning to take the bus, halfway a beautiful woman with a posture hurriedly got on the car, I just stood next to the beauty, suddenly found that the beauty's skirt was worn backwards, I kindly whispered to the beauty: Beauty your skirt is wearing the reverse. The beauty did not pay attention to me, I thought the beauty did not hear, a little louder voice said: Beauty, your skirt is worn backwards. At this time, the beauty said angrily and loudly: I don't know if my skirt is worn backwards? Am I going to take it off in the car now and change it?

9, recently the girlfriend did not know whether it was a big aunt, and she lost her temper with me at every turn. I don't know where to provoke him again today, and I've been in a cold war. So I said to her: Honey, I'm not right, but you also have something wrong, ah, the old saying that a slap can't make a sound. Snap, the girlfriend raised her hand to give me a slap and asked: Can a slap sound, can it be slapped? Yes, yes...

10. Just a few days after taking the driver's license, my father bought me a BMW X7 as a gift. As a result, less than a week after opening, he was taken by the wife of the "Brother-in-Law" and given to his brother-in-law. I dared to be angry and had to get up an hour early every day and take the bus to work. This morning in the car, a girl tripped me, and she didn't apologize and rolled her eyes at me. I saw that she was naturally beautiful, so I asked, "Sister, do you have a boyfriend?" The girl's face instantly turned red, and she whispered, "I'm still single." Without hesitation, I hugged her tightly and threw her to the ground: "Don't come out and go crazy without a boyfriend!" Hurry up and apologize to me! ”?

11. I went to the water dispenser at ten o'clock this morning to pick up the water, and I suddenly shouted, scaring the people in the company. They all asked: What's wrong? I replied: Ah, it's okay, it's hot! Another colleague also went to pick up the water, shouted again, we were frightened again, just as the team leader came out with a water cup and asked: What's wrong? The colleague said, "Ah, it's all right, it's hot." The group leader went to pick up the water and shouted: Ah, leakage of electricity.

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