After Wu Zetian's death, he was inexplicably pulled into an imperial group by the King of Yan, opened the group list to see that there were 422 emperors in it, Wu Zetian was a little flustered, and shouted: "Am I a woman?" ”
At this time, Tang Gaozong Li Zhi: "Honey, I have been waiting for you for a long time!" ”
At this time, Li Shimin sent a confused expression: Zhi'er, wasn't Wu Meiniang sent to the Ganye Temple by me? How she ran the imperial group came.
Wu Zetian saw that he was an old acquaintance and immediately made a shy expression.
At this time, Tang Taizong Li Shimin spoke: "You little rabbit cub, you actually lost Lao Tzu's Jiangshan!" ”
Tang Gaozong Li Zhi: "Father, there are many people here, wait for me to send you a private message." ”
Seeing the only female emperor in the group appear, Guan Yanliang, Zhu Houzhao, Cao Cao, Gao Wei, Sima Yan... These emperors, who were known for their lustfulness in history, appeared one after another, and all sent out applications for friends.
In particular, Cao Cao even issued a "beautiful lady exclusive" red envelope, which can be described as bold.
As soon as a few words came out, the group immediately became lively.
Cao Cao said, "You two big men are not ashamed, even a woman can't get it, but you have the good intention to argue here." ”
Tang Gaozong Li Zhi finally stopped being patient: "You are enough! The bridesmaid is mine alone. ”
Han Gaozu sent a smirk that covered his mouth and smiled: "A maid and two husbands, and also sent Bai to a jiangshan, now it is Lao Tzu's world!" Hahaha..."
At this time, Qin Shi Huang Suddenly asked, "What ghost, my Great Qin has passed on the second generation?" ”
Emperor Liu Che of the Han Dynasty replied, "This is the time to ask your good son Hu Hai, who took Fu Su's position and ruined your Great Qin in three years." ”
Qin Shi Huang couldn't help but give a face of vomiting blood on the wall, and then scolded: "This pit daddy thing, it's really a pit home." ”
Then a person was kicked out of the group, and this person was Hu Hai.
The group was full of tongues and exploded.
Qin Shi Huang said sadly, "After the death of the second emperor, is there anyone in the group who is worse than me?" ”
Yang Jian: "+1. We, the Great Sui, also died in the Second Dynasty. ”
Liu Bei: "+1." We have only been passed down for two generations. ”
Wang Mang: "+1." Our new dynasty is only my generation. ”
Guo Wei: "+1." My throne has passed to my nephew. ”
Haha, is it not enough to see?
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After reading the above historical jokes, interested friends say who plays Wu Zetian the most?
