Before a Jiangsu and Zhejiang yellow wine workshop, the brewed yellow wine is always turbid, how to filter, how to precipitate, can not be solved, one day the boss was in a bad mood scolded the following guy, guy top

Before a Jiangsu and Zhejiang yellow wine workshop, brewed yellow wine is always turbid, how to filter, how to precipitate, can not be solved, one day the boss was in a bad mood scolded the following guy, the guy top the boss a few words, the boss was angry to say that tomorrow you don't have to work, guys in order to retaliate against the boss, before leaving, quietly sprinkled a few handfuls of grass and wood ash into one of the wine tanks and went away, the next day the boss opened the altar to check the wine, a look at one of the pots of wine is clear, all the turbidity is precipitated at the bottom of the tank, and the taste is more fragrant and refreshing, There is grass and wood ash in the sediment, and then the boss took a jar of yellow wine to put some grass and wood ash in it, put it for a few hours to see if this is true, from some later the problem of turbidity of yellow wine was completely solved, and later also produced a kind of yellow wine Yansheng wine - sake...

2. After eating last night, I went for a walk in the park with Erkui. Cluck... I saw several uncles throwing whips in the park, crackling. Erkui walked over to try it, but Uncle didn't let him dump it: this thing is dangerous and easy to hit himself. Erkui angrily pulled me away, picked up a rope halfway through, held it in his hand and said: If you hit yourself, will the head be useless? Just finished speaking, snapped, hit me in the face...

3. There is a person who sells boiled corn at the door of the bank, the business is very good, the time is not long, and he saved a sum of money. When an acquaintance heard the news, he approached him and wanted to borrow a sum of money from him to do business. The corn seller said to the borrower, "I'm very sorry, I signed a contract with this bank when I set up a stall here, and we don't compete, that is, the bank doesn't sell boiled corn, and I don't provide loan services." ”

4. Send a small unit to find a girlfriend on vacation, want to give the girlfriend a surprise, did not notify her. Fa Xiao just arrived at the door of his girlfriend's house, and was about to knock on the door to open, Fa Xiao looked at his girlfriend who was wearing a big shirt with a sleepy face. Fa Xiao said excitedly, "You have a spirit in your heart, you feel that I am coming, right?" The girlfriend looked surprised, suddenly threw away the small hand, and said angrily: "Don't need you to come to see me!" "After saying that, I actually closed the door!" Fa Xiao sat at the door and called for more than half an hour, and finally ran out to buy her her favorite durian before she was willing to open the door.

5. There is a restaurant near the company in recent days, and it is particularly popular to hear that the hostess looks very beautiful. Today I plan to see if it is a waste of fame, ordering or the hostess herself, I deliberately find a topic to provoke her. When ordering, I asked her for a V letter, and she politely refused, just asking me what I wanted. I said, "You see, what kind of food should a handsome person like me eat?" The hostess glanced at me, turned back to the back kitchen and said: For this guest, fry a plate of cabbage, a plate of flowers, and a plate of swan meat. I........

6. In order to test the results of slimming: Husband, you look at my face, does slimming have an effect? The husband looked at it, pointed at his daughter, and said nothing. Wife: My daughter is a typical melon face. Do you mean that I am like my daughter, and I am also a melon face? Husband: You're her mother! Wife: What do you mean? Husband: Who is Melon's mother you don't know? Sunflower, I mean you're sunflower face!

7., early in the morning to the company, a sister lying on the table, gritting her teeth, constantly repeating "dead man, smelly man" I asked her what happened? The girl said that someone confessed to her, happy! Agree in your heart, want to be reserved, and then don't say anything. As a result, the man said to her, if it is okay to give a painful word, if you do not agree, go to confess the next one!!。。。

8. The girlfriend and the sister-in-law have had a very good relationship since childhood, and she is particularly unhappy after knowing that the two of us are together. I went to my girlfriend's house today to eat, and I accidentally touched anyone's foot under the dinner table, and I didn't care. As a result, the sister-in-law suddenly said, "Brother-in-law, why are you touching my feet?" Just about to apologize, the future husband glared at her and said, "I touched it!" After eating, the old man pulled the sister-in-law aside and said, "It's not easy for your sister to find an object, if it's yellow, I'm not done with you!" ”

9. I was playing a game at home, and the girl on the other side came looking for her in her pajamas, or the kind of translucent one. She bowed her head: Throw away the garbage and forget the key at home, you can't go back! I helped, climbed up in three or two clicks, and opened the door in less than a minute. She kept laughing and praising me, saying: Handsome man, you are really powerful and agile, and you are climbing the stairs really fast. I smiled embarrassedly, that night, her house installed anti-theft windows!

10. A friend opened a food stall, and just a few days ago, I invited some friends to come and eat a meal. At the dinner table, there was a fat man with a beer belly who was afraid of the heat and took off his shirt, and a knife scar on his stomach was shocking from top to bottom, and his friend asked in surprise: Brother Tai was also mixed with the rivers and lakes before? The fat man burst into tears: that year, the daughter-in-law was waiting for a caesarean section in the hospital at night, and I accidentally fell asleep on the surgical cart with my bare arms!

11. My wife is confinement, and I quit my job as the director of express delivery in Greater China in order to take care of my wife. After my wife finished confinement, I went to JD.com for an interview, and I originally wanted to try it, but I was interviewed at once. Later, I had dinner with my colleagues in the HR department. I asked him: "There were so many people who applied for our company, and my conditions were not the best, so why did your personnel manager choose me?" The colleague replied, "Because our manager thinks you look special..." I quickly asked, "Where is it special?" The colleague said, "He said you looked like the husky who died in his house!" ”

12. A friend of mine is a teacher in elementary school, teaching first-grade children. My sister is six or seven months pregnant. One day she held up her big belly to teach her classmates, and the classroom was a group of innocent children. An ignorant child looked at the sister's stomach and nervously asked: Teacher, what is wrong with your stomach? Before the colleague could answer, another child rushed to say: Teacher, I know, you must be full of food, right! teacher:......