1. The mother-in-law who still has charm is favored by an old rich man, and the father-in-law asks the old rich man for six million, and then divorces the mother-in-law. After my father-in-law had money, he opened a company of his own.

1. The mother-in-law who still has the charm is taken in by an old rich man, and the father-in-law asks the old rich man for six million, and then divorces the mother-in-law. After my father-in-law had money, he opened a company of his own. Today, the father-in-law held a meeting with the employees and then asked who still had comments and suggestions. The supervisor stood up and was just about to speak, but did not hold back: poof, poof, poof! Three farts in a row. The father-in-law frowned and said: Speak human words! The supervisor said: Employees reported that their salaries were low and asked for a raise. The father-in-law slapped the table and angrily said: Fart! The supervisor was shocked and released two in a row.

2. The girlfriend is big, like a woman, and the boys ignore her. One night, the handsome guy next door knocked on the door and asked if she could accompany him out for a walk. The girlfriend said yes excitedly and asked him to wait. So, she closed the door and put on lipstick and blew her hair, and changed into a new dress before she came out and asked, "Where do you want to take me?" The handsome man replied: "My family is not there, I want to go and get money, you give me a bold!" ”

3. On this day, my girlfriend called and said that I wanted to eat some fruit to the fire, I immediately went to RT-Mart to buy a large grapefruit, and when I got home, my girlfriend tasted a little and asked: "How is it so sour, you have been deceived!" Me: "No, deliberately pick sour, sweet you can eat more than half a meal, sour you can eat two more days, but also lose the fire..." Girlfriend Bai glanced at me: "There are still many reasons, sour grapefruit is cheap!" ”

4. When the rich second generation was admitted to college and went to school on the first day to report. My brother heard that his son's homeroom teacher was his old classmate, and my brother thought he couldn't embarrass his son! Immediately find out the suit you bought when you got married and put it on, and then put on your tie. My brother asked his son: Son, I don't want to shame you in this set, right? Son: Don't you make trouble with your father, you are a migrant worker dressed like this, still wearing a tie? This is stealing my limelight! My brother: Your dad is now a head-starter, and some of them earn 200,000 a month!?

5. My husband used to be my dad's subordinate, and because my dad owed him three months' salary, he promised me to him. And the husband married a year after getting pregnant, in the middle of pregnancy, the small belly has risen, many people say let the husband talk to the baby at night, good for the child, is also a kind of prenatal education! I told my husband, he looked at me, "Oh" and rolled over and lay on his side, asking him what was wrong? Just listen to him say: Lao Tzu, because he has become a monk, still let me talk to him about the heavens, do you see anyone talking to the enemy about the heavens? I......

6. Recently, the child is about to take the final exam, and the husband accompanies the child to learn every day, and suddenly feels so warm. When I got home last night, it went on as usual, and with a snap, I hurried to the bedroom. I quickly intercepted my husband's second question and asked: What are you doing, what are you doing beating your children? My husband suddenly stood up, very angry, and handed my son a test paper, on which the son wrote: After work, my father has returned one after another.

7. Aunt Zhang took her little grandson to hang out in the downstairs garden. In a bush, the grandson saw a piece of dog SHI, who had to be taken home, crying and making trouble. Aunt Zhang cried and laughed and asked, "Grandson, what do you want this stinky dog SHI for?" The grandson said, "Grandma, didn't you tell me that Grandpa likes to watch wild SHI the most?" I'm going to take it home and show it to him!" "Aunt Zhang...

8. When I was a child, after listening to "Nocturne", I thought it was too beautiful, so I fell in love with music, so I asked my father to buy me a piano, he said: "It's not that I don't have money, the piano is good, but it's not practical." For example, if you perform in kindergarten, you can't always find a few people to carry a piano to school. Still, Dad will certainly satisfy your musical dreams. "Later, Dad bought me a popsicle and a rattle!"

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