1, stay at the girlfriend's house, the sister-in-law lives in the next room, the next day she was very embarrassed to say, you can really toss ah, last night after 2 o'clock even did not sleep, still playing games

1, staying at the girlfriend's house, the sister-in-law lives in the next room, the next day she was very embarrassed to say, you can really toss ah, last night after 2 o'clock even did not sleep, still playing games really, this is the so-called family does not enter a door?

2, my aunt is very envious when she sees her colleague buying a villa! Aunt: "Honey, my colleague Meimei's husband just bought her a villa!" Uncle: "What is a 'villa'?" "Auntie: "It's the kind of single-family courtyard, covering a large area, and a large green space..." Uncle: "That's simple!" Let's go back to our rural hometown tomorrow to live in a bungalow! ”

3. The cousin fell in love with a car model at first sight, and stole his aunt's passbook to buy gifts for the car model. Finally, the 2 million in the passbook was completely brushed off, and the car model also agreed to associate with his cousin. When my cousin chatted with her, he asked her: How many boyfriends did you have before me? Car model: Should be able to put together a table of mahjong. Cousin: That's not much, only four! Car Model: No, I'm not talking about people...?

4, my wife and I are married for the second time, this year is already fifty years old, we spent 1 million to do test tubes, only to have children. Today my daughter came home from school, I was cutting vegetables, and my wife was grabbing red envelopes in the crowd of people who loved each other. My daughter whispered to me: Dad, you look at your daughter-in-law, every day you are allowed to work, I can't watch it. I was touched for a moment, thinking that my girlfriend had finally understood things. As a result, the girlfriend came to say: In order not to see the way you suffer, you give me 50 yuan, and I will go out to play for a while and then come back to eat. I shouted directly at my wife: Wife, your girlfriend is playing games again! Listening to my girlfriend's crying, I felt that the upside down spoon was more powerful!

5, the little nephew often caused trouble in the school, the brother felt more troublesome, every time he let me go, and the one who came and went and his class teacher slowly became familiar. There will be a parent-teacher meeting on Friday, so that parents and class teachers can get acquainted with it, my brother is going on a business trip, so let me go on his behalf. I heard the little fellow say, "Teacher, introduce me to you, this is my aunt and your future daughter-in-law!!! "The younger brother once saw with his own eyes what it was like to smile in a circle of ignorance without losing his manners.

6, I sent a small family conditions are not good, he is also more stupid in learning. For these reasons, teachers and classmates often laughed at him: just like you, you can't go to college in the future, you can only move bricks! Fa Xiao was not convinced, so he began to smell the chicken dancing, studied seriously, and finally was admitted to Tsinghua University and chose to major in civil engineering. After graduation, the brothers immediately ran to the construction site to move bricks, and he wanted to prove that moving bricks was predestined and had nothing to do with going to college!?

7, on the highway, more than 20 kilometers away from the next service area, the girlfriend is noisy to go to the bathroom. I said: There is no ah, the next service area will be a long time, or find you a black plastic bag. Girlfriend: You think I'm a man? How do I use this? Me: Who made you use it that way, you put the plastic bag on your head and go to the emergency lane to solve it!

8. Once I went to the ATM machine next to the school to withdraw money, and the machines were in the form of small compartments. It's like a squat cubicle in a school toilet, even the color is exactly the same! There was a compartment at the time, I directly pulled the door in to lock the door bolt, and then began to take off my pants, when I was going to crouch down, I found that there was no urinal I felt wrong, I came to get money!

9. I came out three years after I lost my love and decided to pack up my things and go back to my hometown to work. My sister introduced her female colleague to me, and my sister's female colleague asked me: How much do you earn in a month? Me: 8000 blocks. Sister and female colleagues: So little? Enough to feed me? Me: You haven't asked me about the car yet. Sister and female colleague: What car? Me: Just stop outside and you'll know in a minute. Sister and female colleague: Really? Then I'll drive around and take me to play. Me: No, the car has to ride to deliver takeaways, otherwise my income will be unstable, I will go first.

10. In order to marry my wife, I gave a dowry of 200,000 yuan alive. This is already a sky-high price in our small county where the 66,000 bride price is common. Today, my wife's sister learned of this matter, so she asked my mother-in-law: How much dowry do you plan to ask for when I get married in the future? The mother-in-law smiled slightly: 300,000 starts!! The wife's sister exclaimed: Are you crazy?? Mother-in-law: In this way, others will think that you can't marry because the bride price is high, not because you can't marry because you are ugly...

11. The brother-in-law beat the king and met a sister-in-law, and the two had been in love online for two years, during which they had also met. The brother-in-law felt that it was time to talk about marriage, but the girlfriend said that the family did not agree. A little straight temper, today carrying something to the door to kiss, the result was beaten to the nose and blue face swollen. I wondered, I didn't agree, I didn't agree, why did I want to beat someone, and later I learned that I was beaten by my husband!

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