1. The wife went to take a bath, and the husband suddenly saw that his wife's mobile phone was lit, and he was curious to look at it. It was the wife and the mother-in-law who were chatting, and the wife said to the mother-in-law, "Today I work during the day."

1. The wife went to take a bath, and the husband suddenly saw that his wife's mobile phone was lit, and he was curious to look at it. It was the wife and the mother-in-law who were chatting, and the wife said to the mother-in-law: "Today I was depressed during the day, I had a quarrel with my colleagues, and I wanted to get angry with my husband and beat him up a few times." The mother-in-law said, "Don't make a fuss for no reason." "The husband is very happy, think about it or the mother-in-law hurts the son-in-law, the heart is beautiful." Just thinking, his mobile phone also has a text message came in, he looked, it turned out to be sent by the mother-in-law, she wrote: "Today your wife is not in a good mood, you turn over her old account, let her get angry and beat you a few times out of anger ..."

2. The mother-in-law wants to put on dentures, and the wife and brother-in-law quarrel over who pays the mother-in-law. In the end, the mother-in-law made a decision, and the sisters and brothers were half out. Unexpectedly, within a few days of the dentures, the mother-in-law felt that the teeth were a little uncomfortable. The old man said from the side: I told you not to spend the children's money, but you didn't listen! This girl and son have loved to make trouble since childhood, and now your upper teeth listen to the girl's daughter, and your lower teeth listen to the son, and the coordination is definitely poor.

3. The sister-in-law is about to give birth, the contractions are crazy, and the wife whispers in her ear: Sister, relax! Before I gave birth to a child, I was in severe pain, so I scolded your brother-in-law bastard Wang Baguo, hating your brother-in-law who was stabbed with a thousand knives, and could be much more comfortable. The sister-in-law ripped open her throat and came: Brother-in-law! You bastard, sister... husband! ... You're a knife," ah... Brother-in-law you king... Eight... egg! Fortunately, I was not there, and the sister-in-law in the ward, her husband, in-laws, nurses, and other pregnant women were stunned!

4. The brother-in-law made 9,600,000 yuan in business and took me to play golf. Inside the dressing room, there was a mobile phone that rang for a long time, and the brother-in-law answered and pressed the hands-free button. F: Honey, are you at the club? Brother-in-law: Yes, what's wrong? F: I have a crush on the new BYDHan, which is only a few million. The brother-in-law said particularly calmly: Buy. F: Honey, and that real estate is on sale again, 80,000 square meters. The brother-in-law still said: Buy. I was stunned by the admiration next to me, and my brother-in-law hung up the phone and asked: Whose mobile phone is this?

5. The girlfriend has money at home, and it took a long time for her father to agree to reduce the bride price to 800,000. Today my girlfriend came to my house, and she was very distressed to see the dark circles on my face: don't be too tired, we earn money together, and I asked my dad not to collect the bride price! Me: It's okay, just three consecutive nights of overtime, won't you rest today? Girlfriend said: We must pay attention to physical health, the combination of work and leisure, if you are tired, what will I do in the future? Looking at my girlfriend's sincere eyes, I had no place for myself! Really guilty, after playing the game resolutely do not stay up late!?

6. My girlfriend had a boyfriend when she was a junior, and she was a pure love boy. The first time I went out with a guy, it was too late, staying in a hotel, this girl fell asleep in bed, and the next day she woke up to see her boyfriend still sitting at the table reading a book! She asked, "What did you do last night?" Boyfriend: I read a penal book one night..."

7. Recently in weight loss, and boyfriend to eat breakfast, always used to give him half, today is still the familiar breakfast restaurant, as usual ordered two portions, but on three, so asked the boss lady, is it wrong. The hostess said while cleaning up the dishes and chopsticks: Hey, you come to my place for breakfast every day, every time you give half of it to your boyfriend, you eat so much to eat, this aunt sent, don't want money. My heart was moved... If it weren't for the bowl that was sent, it would have been a bit sloppy, and I almost believed it. "

8. The ex-wife was a "Voldemort" who helped his brother-in-law pay back 180,000 Alipay flowers. I divorced her in a fit of rage, and then I was single for half a year and never looked for her again. Last year, during the Spring Festival, I went back to my hometown and went back to work after staying at home for a few days. A colleague quietly ran over and asked: Didn't you tell your mother that you wanted to take your girlfriend home, and she didn't ask if you brought it back? I smiled and said calmly: Asked! The colleague looked at me and asked: Then how do you answer? Me: I said my girlfriend didn't get a train ticket!

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