1, in the morning, my sister changed clothes in the house, I went in without knocking on the door, and my sister screamed and covered her upper body with clothes. I said: I'm afraid of what, my dad left for work, just me and my mom at home, both

1, in the morning, my sister changed clothes in the house, I went in without knocking on the door, and my sister screamed and covered her upper body with clothes. I said: What are you afraid of, our father went to work, I am at home with my mother, are all women, what are you afraid of. My sister replied: I am afraid that you have low self-esteem...

2. Before going to school in the morning, my son suddenly ran back to me to borrow ten yuan and said that he would definitely pay me back! I listened and said with a smile, "Fool, you are my son, you don't have to pay back my money!" The son suddenly said with a proud face, "How can that be!" If you kidnap this morality and force me to say that Daddy's little wallet is hidden in the big vase on the left side of the balcony, it will be bad! "After saying that, take the money in my hand, turn around and go!"

3. When the wife gave birth to a child, the mother threatened to die and did not allow caesarean section, and as a result, the adults and children were not saved. My mother was very guilty and gave me all the 2.6 million yuan in the family's savings. After I had the money, I lived a life of leisure, full of big fish and big meat. Last night, I was eating in Quanjude, and I suddenly had a stomachache and wanted to go to the bathroom. I was afraid that the meal would be taken away by the waiter, so I saw a sign that reads "Single dogs leave temporarily, please do not accept the meal". I was very happy, and then I took it and put it on the table, thinking that the owner of this shop is so sweet! When I got back, I saw a five- or six-year-old Lori stuffing my bowl with chicken bones she'd eaten.

4. The girlfriend who was together in high school finally ran away with an old man who was worth hundreds of millions of dollars. One night after the brother who broke up, I dreamed that my girlfriend and I were married. After we got married, we went on a trip together, and while climbing the mountain, she stumbled and fell off a cliff. At first I grabbed her and tried all my strength to grab her up. But I still couldn't pull people up, and I was particularly sad that she was gone. When I woke up the next morning, I found that the quilt had fallen off. The kind of bunk beds we slept on, the window was 1 meter 9 no wonder it couldn't be pulled up.

5, the weather is getting hotter and hotter recently, and today the beautiful school flowers in the class wore a strange short sleeve to the classroom. I took a look, and the outside was full of seams, threads, and reverse words, and the strange shape instantly became the focus. I saw the kind reminder: Your short sleeves are worn backwards! The school flower listened for a moment, smiled and said: Where there is, this kind of clothing. I was very surprised to hear it shouting: Impossible, I look inside! "

6. The eldest master at the east end of the village makes a living by picking up waste, and the cadres look at him pitifully, give him a minimum guarantee, and send him warmth. He righteously refused: "I am not hungry for my whole family, I don't need to, you should give it to the poorer families!" "Two months later, Grandpa died, and the examination confirmed that he died of cancer. The village cadres were surprised to find that for decades, the uncle anonymously donated more than 300,000 yuan to poor areas...

7. When I was a teacher at the affiliated university of Fanjia Village, I was in love with my husband who was 30 years apart, and now I have been married for seven years, and my love is as good as ever. Recently, I often vomited, couldn't eat, went to the hospital to check and didn't expect to be pregnant with triplets! In the middle of the night, we still couldn't sleep with excitement. So they discussed, patted each other, and fell asleep together, just like patting a baby sleeping. After shooting for an hour, my husband's arm was a little disobedient and shot a little harder. I felt it, and I playfully slapped it back. None of us let anyone go, and finally we lay on the window and fought... And then it woke up!

8. I have been married to my wife for more than 6 years, and my feelings are still very good. We are both ordinary company clerks, receiving a fixed salary every month, but in order to give our children a better life, we took out a loan to buy a house in the city. This makes us, who are not rich in the first place, even more tight. A few days ago, my wife had a birthday, and in order to make my wife happy, I bought a golden necklace for 50 yuan for her. The wife knew it was fake, but she liked it too. That night the wife went to the bathroom to take a shower and washed for more than an hour without coming out. I went in to see what was going on, and then my wife pointed to a ring of gold marks on her neck and said: Husband, the necklace has faded, I can't rub it off!

9. The brother died when he had appendicitis surgery, leaving his pregnant wife. I looked at her wife pitifully, so I spent 120,000 yuan to marry back home. Today, I was anxiously waiting for my wife outside the delivery room to give birth, and I felt that after a year, the nurse had finally taken my child out. The nurse said as she walked, "Congratulations, it's a boy!" At that time, I had not spoken, and a man next to me immediately rushed over: "Great, thank you!" The nurse immediately explained, "I'm sorry, this child is not yours!" The man's face turned pale with an 'ah' sound: "How can it be, my wife is not that kind of person?" ”?

10, the wife feeds the girlfriend to eat, the girlfriend always looks east and west and does not eat, I feel a fire in my heart, a pat on the table pointing at the girlfriend yelled: No matter how bad it is, don't eat it! Mother-in-law: Don't be so fierce to your daughter-in-law, who doesn't want to be a father. I righteously and sternly said: My wife feeds other people's wives to eat, she is not good at eating, so that my wife can eat cold food without getting angry? My mother-in-law and wife's eyes showed a touched look, and my family status jumped in an instant...?

11 When I was in college, I met my current boyfriend. It's almost my birthday, and my boyfriend promised to give me a good gift for my blind eyes. On the night of my birthday, the thunderstorms added up, the wind was particularly strong, and I was looking forward to my boyfriend's mysterious gift. Who knew that my boyfriend actually took me to drive straight up to the top of Baiyun Mountain, which scared me all the way and didn't dare to speak. At the top of the mountain, watching the lightning bolts straight down, the 1+1 cargo boyfriend actually exclaimed: Look at the lightning, is it magnetic enough? Bright enough to be blind?

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