1, as soon as you enter the train sleeper, the upper bunk is a young woman, very beautiful. At night, there were only two of us in the whole carriage. The young woman seemed a little frightened, so she climbed down from above

1, as soon as you enter the train sleeper, the upper bunk is a young woman, very beautiful. At night, there were only two of us in the whole carriage. The young woman seemed to be a little frightened, so she climbed down from above and said to me, "You are a good person at first glance, you should not have any thoughts about me, right?" "I was surprised to say that good people also like beautiful women, and you are so beautiful, it is normal for me to have ideas about you. Beauty said helplessly, do you have a wife? I shook my head and said, "I'm not married yet," and she asked again, "Do you have a girlfriend?" I shook my head and said my first love was still there. She sighed and said that in the middle of the night, there were only two of us in the whole bedroom. You must have bullied me. Forget it, I'll be your girlfriend. I made a girlfriend for no reason, my head was still quite dizzy, but it was also very good, and the single state was finally over. After getting out of the car, I took her to a big meal and bought her a jewelry bag and clothes. Her mood improved markedly. She smiled and said, I didn't expect you to be so rich. I shook my head and said, I have worked for so many years, only saved tens of thousands of dollars, and today I spent it all on you. She looked at me with a complicated look, "You are very good to me, the money has been spent, what should I do in the future life?" "It's impossible to drink the northwest wind, right?"

2. During the summer vacation, I worked odd jobs in a restaurant when I was in high school. One day I was serving food and saw my father bring a customer to dinner. Dad suddenly sneered: "Look, this year, if you don't study well, you come here to work, and you are still clumsy." So the customer also began to laugh at me, and the more I laughed, the more vigorous it became. Finally, after serving the dish, the father came and said: "Son, sit down and eat together." "I'll never forget the surprised expression on the customer's face.

3. The brother-in-law won 8 million yuan in the first big lottery, and then fell in love with the flight attendant of China Eastern Airlines. One day, the brother-in-law wanted to go further with the flight attendant! The flight attendant said: I can only marry a man with a high IQ, now I have three math problems, if you can answer it, you can do whatever you want, if you can't answer it, don't think about anything! The brother-in-law could only nod his head in agreement, and as a result, the first and second questions were not answered. The flight attendant said solemnly: The last chance is ah, you listen carefully! Then, just listen to the stewardess solemnly ask: How much does one plus one equal?

4. In order not to have a second child, he went to the hospital with his husband on his back and wore a birth control ring. My husband scolded me when he found out, and I ran back to my mother's house in a grievance. At night, I was lying on the couch eating potato chips and watching Korean dramas, and after a while, my mother suddenly ran out of the kitchen. Then he said to me angrily: Daughter, why do you watch the TV so loud, it hurts all the balls I worked so hard to make to blow up, today you don't compensate me 200 I am not finished with you! You said that mom you are also too willful, want to blackmail me directly said it!?

5, just found a girlfriend, the first few days, the girlfriend said to rent a car, the two of us went to the road trip, I said I do not have a driver's license, can not drive, girlfriend disappointed... Yesterday, my girlfriend came to me angrily! Me: "Honey, who messed with you?" Girlfriend: "Who else but you, you are distressed about money and say straight, why lie to me that you can't drive!" Me: "I can't drive!" Girlfriend: "Fart, I listened to your fox friends, you're an old driver!" "I...

6. After my colleague knew that I wanted to buy a car, he pulled me into a group of car friends, and as soon as I entered, I saw several people chatting about cars! What a Porsche, a Lamborghini, a Maserati! As soon as I entered the group, I didn't know the situation, so I said: I have these cars at home! Suddenly there was silence in the group, and after a while they asked me: What car is better? I replied: This is to ask my three-year-old son, because he is playing. Then I was kicked out of the group!

7. After Lan Xiang graduated, his brother-in-law became the courier brother of Jingdong. This afternoon to deliver the courier, he knocked people. Today I went to my husband's house and asked my brother-in-law what was going on. He said with a look of chagrin: Don't mention, yesterday I went to send a piece, the electric tricycle did not pull out the key and put it downstairs in the community, I don't know where the car broke and directly moved, and then I hit a girl who was riding a bicycle. The point is that the girl got up and slowly said that she had not ridden a bicycle for several months, and she would soon arrive home, and she was actually hit by an unmanned electric car! Haha, forgive me for not being able to stop laughing!

8, the buddy's mother is a matchmaker, but the buddy is single. On this day, I asked my buddies curiously, "Your mother won't introduce you to the object!" "Don't mention it, I once confessed to three girls in the village, and they all said, 'I'm sorry, your mother has introduced me to a boyfriend and is currently dating.'" 'Oh, is this mother kissed?' "I suddenly felt wondering, I really don't know what he thinks of this fucking!"

9, Fa Xiao was ready to get married, specifically found me, let me be his best man, I directly agreed. The night before I got married, I called me: You can give me more money, I got married for you this time, but I broke my heart. I asked incomprehensibly: What are you doing for me when you get married? Whispering and saying seriously: In order to make you an older single dog TUO single, this time I let my daughter-in-law find ten bridesmaids, and the groomsmen can be one of you.

10. Today, I took the train with the company's little secretary to go on a business trip, and my mobile phone was forgotten on the table. I poked my head out and asked the little secretary to help me get it. At this time, the little secretary said: "Why don't we pretend to be husband and wife?" I whispered inwardly: "Good, good, how to pretend, hehe." Then the little secretary said, "You won't take it yourself." ”

11. The girlfriend is the female boss of a listed company, and she has to manage more than 8,000 people by herself, so she has no children after marriage. Today, the mother-in-law turned to her and said: Raise an old hen, so many years should also lay eggs! Not long after, my girlfriend became pregnant and gave birth to triplets. This time the mother-in-law had to take three children, and she was so tired that she cried all day and complained. The girlfriend said to her: Look at the old hens, bring a dozen at once!

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