1, in the morning, my sister changed clothes in the house, I went in without knocking on the door, and my sister screamed and covered her upper body with clothes. I said: I'm afraid of what, my dad left for work, just me and my mom at home, both

1, in the morning, my sister changed clothes in the house, I went in without knocking on the door, and my sister screamed and covered her upper body with clothes. I said: What are you afraid of, our father went to work, I am at home with my mother, are all women, what are you afraid of. My sister replied: I am afraid that you have low self-esteem...

2. When I was in high school, my father took me from my grandmother's house in the countryside to the city and sent me to study in key middle schools. Our chemistry teacher is a little old man, and some time ago we were hospitalized for appendicitis surgery, and the school gave us a new teacher. The new chemistry teacher has just graduated from college, and the class is particularly humorous, mingling with his classmates. In chemistry class today, the teacher walked into the classroom and shouted, "Hurry up and close all the windows!" The class was suddenly confused and did not understand what the teacher meant. As a result, the teacher took out the test paper from yesterday's exam and said: "This time the chemical score is particularly poor, and I am worried that some students will not be able to open it!" ”

3. The brother invited relatives and friends to come to the house as a guest, and the sister-in-law made a lot of dishes for the unfinished friendship of the landlord. The little nephew naughtily put a fly into the dish, so the little niece ran to her sister-in-law to complain. The sister-in-law replied angrily: "This dead child is really angry with me!" Then he asked the little niece, "After you saw your brother doing this, how did you deal with it?" The little niece proudly said, "I was afraid that the guests would make a fuss when they ate live flies, so I sprayed sandworm in the dish!" ”

4. Recently in the live Broadcast World Cup, Xiaoming is a fan, but he still feels that he is alone, so he instigates his daughter-in-law to join him. Xiaoming: "Honey, I've been watching the World Cup with me for more than a month!" Daughter-in-law: "Don't look, stay up late and suffer!" Xiaoming: "As long as the Chinese team scores a goal, I will buy you a LV, and enter one to buy one!" Daughter-in-law: "I love you so much, I do!" "Stayed up another night last night... Daughter-in-law: "Xiaoming, I've been watching for more than a week, why hasn't the Chinese team played yet?" Xiaoming: "I don't know, wait a minute!" ”

5, the brother-in-law works in Futukang, before each business trip, he prepared more than a dozen packs of spicy small silver fish for his wife, instructed his wife to eat two packs every time he finished eating, and the brother-in-law also opened a video to see his wife eat him at night, he was relieved, his wife has been asking the brother-in-law why, the brother-in-law also laughs and does not speak. Until today, the brother-in-law returned, and a few minutes before the brother-in-law entered the door, his wife ate another pack of food...

6. The wife of the local tycoon was going to be hospitalized with appendicitis, so she took her mother-in-law into the city to take care of a parrot of 320,000 yuan. Three days later, the parrot was lost, and the wife of the local tycoon angrily scolded her mother-in-law: "The old man is not dead!" You better go back to the country and raise stupid pigs! The next day, a masked old lady retrieved the parrot and came to receive a 200,000 yuan reward for the parrot. As soon as the old lady walked away, she coughed violently and gasped, and the local tycoon was shocked and said, "Mom, how are you?" The old lady was stunned for a moment and said, "I am not your mother, your mother is a bird, if I can't find that bird and don't come to get this reward, are you willing to give me pension money?" ”

7. The rich man personally interviews a man who is three times higher than his own education. Regal: "What is your specialty?" Man: "I'm an expert in machine learning. Regal: "How much does 6 plus 8 equal?" Man: "Equal to 1." Regal: "No, it's equal to 14." Man: "Equal to 6." Regal: "No, it's equal to 14." Man: "Equal to 11." Regal: "No, it's equal to 14." Man: "Equal to 14." Regal: "Come to work tomorrow." ”

8. The goddess of the good brothers especially loved to eat Peking duck, and praised Quanjude, Cheap Fang and Da Dong. In order to pursue her, the good brother went to three stores as an apprentice, and finally learned three different flavors of roast duck skills. After returning home from school, he opened a roast duck shop by relying on his own hands, the business was so good that he counted the money to the point of being soft, and he no longer had the heart to think about the love of his children... This is where legendary successful men have a woman behind them.

9. I left work earlier than my wife, came home and fell asleep after eating. Left a note: Wife, tomorrow at 7 o'clock in the morning remember to call me up the window. The next day I woke up naturally, and when I saw that the time was nine o'clock, I angrily asked my wife why she didn't call me up. She said, "I left a note calling you." I turned my head and saw that there was a note on the table that read: Husband, seven o'clock is coming, hurry up. Alas, I was overwhelmed by her intelligence.

10. The cousin who works in Futukang Electronics Factory is now promoted to the director of the workshop, and the iron brothers go to his house to celebrate with a Chinese cigarette and a bottle of Maotai. After arriving, I found that there were two turtles in my cousin's fish tank, and I didn't know what species, and the shells were colorful. So, the iron brothers said to their cousins, "If you turtle has a cub, can you give me one, it is a very expensive breed at first glance!" The cousin said, "You're going to take it now, my son has smeared several of his mother's bottles of nail polish, and now she's angry when she looks at it!" ”

11. After the death of the mother-in-law, the father-in-law passed alone. In the afternoon, my father-in-law asked me to come out and talk about alimony: "How about you give me 6,000 yuan a year in alimony?" "I was not touched in my heart, why his two daughters, still asking me for so much I do not agree! My father-in-law suddenly held out five fingers, and I knew it was asking me for 5,000. I reacted so quickly that I deliberately said, "Agree! five hundred! Father-in-law nodded, "Agree to pay 500 months!" Don't regret it!

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