The young and beautiful sister-in-law is pregnant, when she went to the hospital for a pregnancy test, the doctor said that the fetus is small, pay attention! Finally, after staying up until the child was born, the sister-in-law quickly asked the nurse: "There are many children."

The young and beautiful sister-in-law is pregnant, when she went to the hospital for a pregnancy test, the doctor said that the fetus is small, pay attention! Finally, after staying up until the child was born, the sister-in-law quickly asked the nurse: "How heavy is the child?" The nurse replied, "3.8!" The sister-in-law was confused at that time: "How can it be so small as 3.8, but what can I do?" Tears fell as he spoke! When the nurse saw it, she quickly said, "What are you crying?" You can't cry after giving birth! The sister-in-law choked and asked, "Wouldn't it be bad for a child to be so young?" The nurse said: "Where is it small, 3.8 kilograms..."??

2. I bought a house in Tomson Last year, and I recently planned to renovate it. But I like the minimalist style, the wife loves the ins style, and the two of us argued about the decoration style for many days! Yesterday, because of this matter, the wife said angrily: "I don't care, my taste is better than yours, pretend to be ins wind!" I retorted, "Obviously my taste is better, otherwise how can I find a wife like you!" The wife laughed when she heard it and compromised!

3. This morning, the landlord's eldest sister came to collect the rent, and as soon as she entered the room, she said, "You are so hot here, can you sleep?" "I was so excited that I thought the landlord was going to help me install the air conditioner. He said: "The room is small when it is hot, and it is not by the window, and the heat cannot be dissipated." The landlord nodded, and then said: "Young man, work hard, if you have money to buy your own house, you don't have to suffer this pain." Then she just walked away.

4. Fa Xiao special slammed the door, rubbed with others all day, and later thought of a damage trick. On the pretext of helping people introduce their girlfriends, he called his girlfriend a trust and let others entertain him. Whenever he was almost done eating, he motioned to his girlfriend and used the excuse of inappropriateness to slip away!!!! Fa Xiao relied on this trick and tried it repeatedly. But often walking by the river, which can not get wet shoes, later, the little girlfriend really ran away with others.

5. A friend introduced me to a girl, and the girl had already thrown up three times. I looked at her so uncomfortable and asked, "Are you unwell?" Or is the dish unappetizing? The girl said calmly: "I will confirm with you again, is the Rolls-Royce at the door yours?" I nodded! Girl: "Well, this dish is very suitable for my appetite, so let's continue eating!" "It feels like this girl is inexplicable...

6. My flight attendant girlfriend had to get married in a villa, and I used the money of my parents to work all my life to buy a large villa in the suburbs. Recently planned to renovate this villa, but my father and I have different opinions. We argued at home for a while, and then slowly we quarreled. In the end, the mother came forward to resolve the dispute. She only said one sentence: "Our family's money is not in your father's pocket, what are you arguing with him?" ”

7. A week ago, I just got my driver's license. This is my brother once drove on the road, the object honestly sat on my co-pilot, has been praising me for driving steadily, brother once drove so well, especially a sense of achievement! When the car stopped, I asked, "Husband, why do you sweat so much?" He said, "I... I'm a little cold right now..."

8. The doctors who stayed in the hospital for the New Year were idle. On this day, I went to the hospital to check for skin problems, and all the doctors in the clinic looked at me. The last few doctors have come to the conclusion that there should be skin problems because of fat sweating and oily breathability. After the doctor read it, he pushed me !!!!!!!! Recommended endocrinology, looked at the endocrinology department, the endocrinologist pushed me again!! Recommend nutrition department to let me lose weight. Just like that, I ran to the nutrition department again, and the nutrition doctor sat with me for a morning and told me how to lose weight!

9. On my wedding day, my father personally opened the door to send me to my mother-in-law's house. Usually 20 minutes away Dad drove for an hour.

I asked Dad: Dad, how come you drive so slowly! Dad said, "I'm driving so slowly because I want to stay with you a little longer."

I kissed him several times, and then talked to my father about it, and my father said: "At that time, I felt that the back was too heavy, and I couldn't hold my head in the direction, and for our safety, I could only open slowly."

10. My wife asked me to buy 10 pounds of rice, and I went to give me the money. I went to the store and said: Boss, buy 8 pounds of rice. The boss smiled and said: Your wife weighs 10 pounds every time she comes, are you mistaken? I hurriedly urged: it is 8 pounds faster. Then the boss picked up the phone next to him, as if he were on the phone. The boss looked at me and said, "Well, you're done playing when you get home." #Funny Moment##年度搞笑名场面 #