1, the wife is in the shower, his husband is watching TV in the hall, suddenly, the bathroom came from the wife's miserable screams, he rushed over to open the bathroom door, saw her wife sitting there, full of hair

1, the wife is taking a bath, his husband is watching TV in the hall, suddenly, the bathroom came from the wife's miserable screams, he ran violently to open the bathroom door, saw her wife sitting there, the whole body was red, he immediately ran over to ask his wife what was wrong, her wife said in horror: "The water is so hot!!!!! ”?

2. Eight months pregnant, I finally unloaded the goods and gave birth to a very cute son. Now my son is a month old and often falls asleep surprisingly quietly. At this time, I would quickly use my hands to find out if I was still breathing, and my husband laughed at my nervousness. Tonight, my husband's purring was so loud that I couldn't sleep, so I had to twist him. The husband laughed and said, "What's so bad about snoring?" Let you know I'm alive!" ”

3, the brother is a standard local tycoon, driving a Rolls-Royce with 3 pounds of gold chains, the little niece does not want to grow up in this kind of life relying on her parents, she exercises her own independent ability, such as taking a bath and washing her hair, blowing her own hair. Yesterday she came to me with a mess of hair, "Auntie, my hair is too hard to blow, I can't reach it, if only I could take my head off and blow it." "Child, cherish your hair now...

4. Yesterday, my brother took my sister-in-law out to buy bags, and as a result, my sister-in-law wanted to buy LV, and my brother said to buy Hermès, and the two quarreled. The brother calmed down and felt that he was wrong like a sister-in-law apologizing, and the sister-in-law did not want to bury her arms and cry all the time. The brother comforted for a while, the sister-in-law gave him a blank look, and the brother was a little impatient and turned away. The sister-in-law cried for a while, heard many people around her, looked up and saw people around her pointing at her. Looking down at his brother's affectionate message on the ground: "I was deceived by netizens, asking for ten dollars for a ticket to go home!!! ”

5, the mother-in-law said: "It's okay, since the year my daughter got married, I have seen it!" I asked doubtfully, "What do you mean?" The mother-in-law said: "The best cabbage in my family has let the pigs arch, can I still care about this potato?" ”?

6, from the outside to do beauty back, thinking about their own moisturized skin, always want to find some pride in front of their husbands. But looking at her husband who was playing with the computer by himself, he was in no mood for a moment. Before going to bed, I finally couldn't help but say, "Look at me!" My husband looked up at me: "Hmm! I looked at my husband, who was motionless, and helplessly continued to inspire: "Have I changed anything?" After saying that, he blinked at his husband, and his husband sat up: "What are the eyes?" ”

7. The female manager is pregnant for half a year, but the husband of the female manager has died of ligature surgery at this time. The female manager didn't want the child to be born without a father, bought me a BMW 530 and asked me to marry her. You lured the BMW to marry the female manager, and after getting married, she found that her wife was very extravagant and was taking a bath in the bathroom last night, but she did not expect her wife to suddenly come in. My wife looked at me and said, "You see how fat you are now, lose weight." I retorted, "Not fat at all." "I look in the mirror every day, very strong and not fat. As a result, my wife took water from my head with a washbasin and poured it on my head and said triumphantly: "You see for yourself, the shorts are not wet, and you say that you are not fat?" ”

8. I opened a barber shop by myself, and Brother Li upstairs often patronized my business. Even his son often came to me to ask for candy, and Brother Li's wife was very unhappy. On this day, just after entering the door of the community, I saw that Brother Li's son was constantly crying by his wife, and his wife was about to beat him when he was on fire. I can't always ignore it next to me, hurry up and persuade him, and then coax Brother Li's son to be well. So his son always thought that I was his mother.

9. I will return to the dormitory after the appointment with my girlfriend at night, only to find that they have locked the door for me. I could only shout outside: Brothers I'm back! There was no movement in the house, and I shouted again: Brothers, can you open the door? There was still no movement in the house, and I had no choice but to use the trick: Dads, if you don't open the door, I will give the snacks your son bought next door! As soon as the words fell, the door opened...

10. Tonight I ended my engagement party with my boyfriend and rushed home. When I got home, my mother began to turn over a photo album for me, which was full of photos of her and dad when they were married. Mom said, "In the blink of an eye, you're going to get married, you must remember that marriage is very beautiful, until now I want to go back to the day when your father proposed to me, it's really good." Curiously, I asked, "Was it romantic at the time?" The old mother closed the photo album: "I knew that you would have given birth to such an ugly person when I got married, I should have rejected your father in the first place." ”

11. My wife and I went to Sanya on our honeymoon to see the sea, and saw many couples riding tandem bicycles. We also rented one and rode leisurely on the seaside highway. When I came across a slope, I went up with all my might. Breathlessly, I said to my wife, "I'm exhausted, and I'm finally coming up." The wife said triumphantly: "Fortunately, I have been pinching the brakes, otherwise I will slide down." ”

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