1, go to buy cigarettes, 10, give the boss 100, the boss said: "I don't have change to find you, just let my girlfriend accompany you for one night to settle the account." I was excited: "Don't you mind, I'll save one."

1, go to buy cigarettes, 10, give the boss 100, the boss said: "I don't have change to find you, just let my girlfriend accompany you for one night to settle the account." I was excited: "Don't you mind, I saved a private house to buy cigarettes, it's really not easy!" Boss: "What, you don't want to?" Or I'll call my girlfriend out!" Me: "Don't! other! You don't have to look for this money, don't let your girlfriend know that I am hiding private money! Boss: "Good son-in-law, as long as you come to buy things often, I promise not to say it!" Hahaha.

2, today to go to another class, the teacher is particularly interesting, when proofreading the test paper he said: "This question should be known to everyone, who is wrong I will give him 2 million." At the end of the proofreading of the rolls, a classmate in the corner muttered softly: When a roll comes down, there are hundreds of millions

3. Shopping with my boyfriend, my boyfriend suddenly asked me: Will you grow strawberries? I shyly said: No, but I can learn. The boyfriend said: Let's go, I'll take you to try it. Along the way, I wondered if I would think he was a casual girl, would I pretend to be reserved? I was thinking about it when I suddenly heard my boyfriend who was driving say: It's here. Looking at the strawberries in the winter greenhouse, my mood can not be calm for a long time...?

4. The brother-in-law is a social moth who only knows pleasure, but I still have to help him. Today my brother-in-law has no money to spend, so he borrowed ten thousand yuan from me. My two sons were in school, and it was when they used the money that they didn't borrow him. The brother-in-law let out a harsh word: If you don't lend me money, I will stay in your house and not leave! I also said harshly: If you don't leave any longer, I will tear your clothes off in front of my sister! As a result, the brother-in-law had to rely on 3 days in my house to leave.

5. Because I didn't study seriously for three years in high school, I went to a college or university when I was in college. After the sophomore year, the school arranged for us to go to Foxconn for an internship. At night, he lived in the dormitory, and often drove a black fight with his colleagues. One day while playing, the female team leader called me to go to the workshop to help her add a shift, she was going to go out of town. So I agreed with great excitement, and I smirked for half a day. After a while, the colleague's mobile phone rang, and after answering the phone, he said to me: I came back late in the evening, and the group leader invited me to dinner on his birthday...

6. Lao Wang found that there was a thief downstairs who was tinkering with his wife's electric car, and Lao Wang stepped forward and asked: How? Can't open it? The thief was shocked at first, and then calmly said: Yes, my wife's electric car can't be opened, Lao Wang smiled and said, how? Locks can't be pried open? Do you need help? Thief listen, are you a person in the channel? Lao Wang said: No, I am your wife's original match.

7, morning running, met a hot big sister, with an eleven or twelve-year-old little fat man is also running. The little fat man saw me running around, and suddenly came up to stop me and asked, "Sister, do you come to run every day?" I was stunned, smiled and nodded, and said, "It's been two years." After listening to the little fat man, he suddenly squatted on the ground, and the eldest sister quickly pulled the little fat man and said, "Son, what's wrong?" The little guy looked sad, stammered and said: "You lied, you said that running should lose weight, you see sister, running for two years, or big fat man!?"

8, the weather is dry, plus usually more spicy, and then I have a mouth full of ulcers, which is particularly inconvenient at night. After seeing the doctor a few days ago, the doctor told me to eat lightly. At dinner tonight, my son suddenly asked me very seriously: Mom, have you and your father been fired? I shook my head and said, "No." At this time, the son looked aggrieved: Why eat porridge and vegetables every day, I haven't eaten elbows for several days.......

9. I went to my sister's house on the weekend, and my nephew was playing a game of guessing balls with a little girl. The nephew took a ping-pong ball and three cups, covered the cup in turn and moved the ball for the little girl to guess. The little girl could guess every round, and I reminded my nephew: You change to a quilt that is not transparent. The nephew did not change, and mocked me: should be a single dog!?

10. After the graduation season this year, the talent market is saturated, and he can't find a job, so he works in a local kindergarten. One day a child's school bag rang, opened it to see that it was a mobile phone, and it was connected. I just took the phone and said hello, and the other side scolded: You stole my mobile phone, right? We are very aggrieved, ah, before we have time to explain, the child heard the voice of the mother happily approached and shouted the mother. The other side instantly collapsed, and the eldest sister cried and said: I don't want the mobile phone, please return the child to me!

11. I worked as a security guard in the newly opened Baoli community, and after many twists and turns and competitions, I finally caught a thief who was good at stealing residential buildings. I asked him: Why do you leave a piece of paper in a resident's house every time you steal? The thief replied dismissively: I carried a mention of the paper upstairs, who dared to suspect that I did not live here. I said: Then you know, why did you get caught? The thief replied: Who would have thought that you would make up to sell paper in the supermarket at the door!

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