1. Send a message to a female colleague asking her to go for a walk in the woods at night, and the result was accidentally sent to the sister-in-law, and when she found it, she could not withdraw it, she replied: "Brother, can you eat first?"

1. Send a message to a female colleague asking her if she went for a walk in the grove at night, but accidentally sent it to her sister-in-law, and when she found out, she could not withdraw it, she replied: "Brother, can you eat first!" "I was stunned and didn't know how to respond. Her message came again: "There is a Western restaurant next to the grove, but it is delicious, and it is just a walk after eating, but it is romantic!" I deliberately asked, "You're familiar!" She said, "My girlfriend told me!" My girlfriend has a good friend in the company, and every time she is invited to eat Western food, and then go for a walk in the woods! Curious, I asked, "What's your girlfriend's name?" She quickly sent her name over, and I looked at it, isn't this just my female colleague? Could it be me that good man? I deliberately asked, "What's her good name?" The sister-in-law said, "Brother, you are really gossipy, ask so clearly what you are doing." But since you asked, I'll tell you, hey, it's the boss of their company. My heart sank suddenly, and it turned out that she and the boss had something to do." I exhaled and said, "What does it mean to follow an old walking man?" The sister-in-law smiled and said: "Brother, the girlfriend said, the boss is very generous, and understands romance, much stronger than other men in the company." She said that their company, except for the boss, the rest is straw bales! "At that time, I was angry, called the female colleague and scolded her, did not give her any chance to refute, took my sister-in-law to eat Western food, then went for a walk in the woods, and then met the female colleague and the boss who were also walking. The female colleague seemed to be jealous, and shook off the boss's hand and came over to question the sister-in-law: "I am the best girlfriend of you, you..." I snorted: "Be content!" The female colleague said: "The boss is my stepfather!" "Oops, I don't even know how to explain this?" However, I was also quick-witted, and introduced: "This is my sister-in-law!" "You see, they are all relatives, they should be fine!"

2. After leaving work from a well-known electronics factory last night, I was dragged by a few buddies to eat a barbecue on the side of the road. It was already eleven o'clock after drinking, and I somehow fell asleep in the hallway. I woke up early this morning, so I knocked on the door and explained to my wife. Wife: Next time you drink too much, you have to knock on the door, do you know? I nodded guiltily, but when I entered the door I found my wallet, keys and cell phone on the coffee table.

3． At night, when playing the game, I added a girl, and because my superb skills completely conquered her, she asked me to play with her every day. One day I asked her to meet, she asked me to go to her company to pick her up for dinner, drank a lot of wine, the next day we were together, Chinese New Year's Eve night just after 12 o'clock, she sent me a message saying: "Happy Year of the Rat dear husband!" Then I looked at the information and replied to her angrily: "You are the old mouse, your whole family is a male mouse!" ”

4． The cousin is the secretary of the owner of the life company, because the cousin is beautiful and the boss lady has a sense of crisis. She gave her cousin a check for $1 million to resign, and then her cousin took the money to open a beauty shop. Opening today, let's go and help put on the old-fashioned salute. I found that the lead of the salute was too long, so I decided to cut the lead so that it could be released quickly. As a result, a cousin and a girlfriend picked up the lead and took the lighter directly to ignite it. Seeing that it was about to be lit, she also said calmly: Burn it off and it will be over!

5. Yesterday the buddies went to work to take the bus, and the bus was very crowded. There was a grandmother in her 80s standing up, holding a white-haired grandfather, and squeezed in front of a grandfather who was about 60 years old at a glance: Boy, trouble give up a seat! A cart of people is messy! Then the uncle boy happily got up and gave up his seat! nabs:......

6. When taking the bus in winter, everyone loves to wear gloves, so that when holding the cold handrail, there will be no bone-to-bone feeling, but I don't have this habit, never wear gloves, once on the bus, two middle-aged women come up at one stop, come up to if no one chats loudly, listen to a talk: "It's almost the Spring Festival, there are many thieves, and I pay more attention to thieves when I take the bus." The other said: "But no, I told you that the average thief doesn't care how cold it is and doesn't wear gloves, just for the convenience of work..." After I listened to it, I didn't have gloves on the whole car.

7. Dad looked out the window and sighed, "Crops, how many crops have been damaged by this hail!" The old mother looked out the window and sighed: "Vegetables, tomorrow's vegetable price is going up again because of hail!" The younger brother looked out the window and sighed: "Girlfriend, I am going to pick you up against the hail, you must be moved!" I looked out the window and sighed: "My car, you have been hurt by hail, the insurance company must pay!" The wife looked out the window and sighed: "Romance, holding your lover's hand and walking in the hail is so beautiful!" The son looked out the window and sighed, "Oh my God, how delicious would it be if sugar had been added to this hailstone!" ”

8. When I was in biology class today, the teacher talked about the muscles of the human body. After a while, the teacher asked: There are three kinds of human muscles, which three are the three? I was sleeping and the teacher woke me up. I was confused as if to ask how much meat there is? I said: fat, lean, pork belly. The teacher was furious and said, "You fell into the pigsty."

9. The husband is a second-hand car dealer who sold a Land Cruiser and made more than 200,000 yuan. My husband was particularly happy and immediately took me to Sanya for my honeymoon. At the airport, when I went through the security check, my husband walked over with a bottle of green tea. The security officer was furious: Give me back and take a sip of the drink in your hand! The husband unscrewed the cap of the bottle, and Gulp and drank all the green tea, and the security personnel were stunned. Only to see her husband wipe his mouth and shout: Don't you just want a bottle?

10. There was a peasant who lived very poorly, and the peasant prayed to the Jade Emperor every day. Farmer: "O Jade Emperor, please let me win 5 million!" "But until the farmer died, he didn't hit 5 million." When the peasant saw the Jade Emperor after his death, he asked indignantly, "I prayed to you so sincerely, why didn't you fulfill my wishes?" The Jade Emperor said helplessly, "You should buy a lottery ticket!" ”

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