1. The sister-in-law used to work as a waiter in a KTV, earning almost 10,000 a day, and then married an honest person, and the two lived a plain life?

1. The sister-in-law used to work as a waiter in a KTV, earning almost 10,000 a day, and then married an honest person, the two lived a plain life?, but last week, the sister-in-law's husband was in a car accident and did not rescue him, and the sister-in-law was sad. At the funeral, I whispered to her: How much does the insurance pay?? The sister-in-law replied: At that time, I did not approve of it, and I did not let him buy it. I asked again: How much family property did he leave for you? The sister-in-law cried: Two hundred and thirty million. Two hundred million is: remembrance, memories.? Thirty million: Don't take good care of the children, don't take good care of the elderly, don't remarry. I'll make you soup. Do you prefer winter melon ribs, or carrot corn? ”

2. The cousin did not study well, and he fainted with the little bastard all day, so his uncle gave him a withdrawal procedure and asked him to go to the construction site to move bricks. As a result, less than a month after going to work, my cousin was planted by the female supervisor of the construction site, she bought a Mercedes-Benz e600 for her cousin, and then the two of them got married. Today, when I went to my cousin's house to play, when he went to the bathroom, I asked my younger sister: You are so beautiful and rich, I am sure that many people are chasing, why choose my cousin? The younger sister blushed and said, "But among so many people chasing me, he doesn't snore!" After listening to this, my heart warmed, happiness turned out to be so simple!

3. Grandpa inherited the blue and white porcelain worn by the clan, and the next day I sold it for 48 million. I took the money to buy a Rolls-Royce and went alone for a drink to celebrate. At the bar, I met a pretty looking girl. We always had endless common topics until three o'clock in the morning. The girl yawned and said, "So sleepy, I'm going to sleep." I said, "Have a good dream and dream of me!" Girl: "You're so contradictory. ”

4. In order to let the brother-in-law study in the key middle school, the father-in-law took out a loan to buy a school district house. On Sunday, the brother-in-law's homeroom teacher visited the house, came in and asked the brother-in-law: "Is your family happy?" The brother-in-law said happily, "Happiness!! After the class teacher left, my father-in-law directly slapped my brother-in-law: I really couldn't help it: "When did you change your name and change your surname, why don't I know, or surname Fu??" ”

5. The brother found out that his sister-in-law secretly had a birth control ring surgery in order to avoid giving birth to a second child. He was so angry that he divorced his sister-in-law. The sister-in-law was upset and planned to seek some comfort from the little nephew. The sister-in-law cried and cried: Son, your father and I are divorced, are you not going to comfort your mother? The little nephew said quietly: I think I want to comfort my father, my father is so ugly, it is not easy to find a daughter-in-law after divorce!

6. A rich wife, who grew more than two hundred pounds. On this day, I took my husband to go shopping with me, and then I saw a special and beautiful night bracelet. After trying it out, I said: I want to buy this luminous bracelet. At this time, the waiter said apologetically: This is not a bracelet, but it is also luminous. Mrs. Rich: What's that? Waiter: Luminous hula hoops.

7. Buddy works at the National Grid, where he also finds his significant other. On this day off work, the buddies went to their girlfriend's house to meet their parents, and it happened to be heavy rain that day. As soon as I entered the door, I heard my girlfriend's mother say: Your father went to buy vegetables, and he knew that it was raining and did not bring an umbrella. When the buddies heard this, they picked up their umbrellas and rushed out. The girlfriend said: You haven't seen my father again, you know who to send it to. Dude: I can deduce what your dad looks like from you and your mom. This is her mother's sentence: the boy still look at the photo, the reasoning is not necessarily right!

8. My daughter is in the third grade this year and has started school. In the evening, my daughter asked me: Why is this ancient saying so difficult to memorize? Why do they talk that way? Me: Every age has its own language, and if we take our modern language and give it to the ancient people, they will also have the same headache. The daughter said: Ah, too! Just like the ancient people dared to ask the girl Fang Ling, is it a marriage match? Now people how old are you a girl this year, playing with friends no, a pair was killed!

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