Went to Foxconn for an interview, just went into the interview room personnel director said that the WiFi password is: 12345678! I kept typing in the password incorrectly, but I didn't dare ask. The head of personnel passed

Went to Foxconn for an interview, just went into the interview room personnel director said that the WiFi password is: 12345678! I kept typing in the password incorrectly, but I didn't dare ask. After 10 minutes, the head of personnel asked: Is it connected? I replied: Not yet. So the personnel supervisor took it and entered: 2444666668888888! Am I not passing the interview now? I didn't expect the answer to such a simple question!

2 I used to drive my girlfriend's fit and accidentally hit the streetlight. The policy showed a loss of 77,000, and Ping An Insurance said the vehicle was scrapped to 77,000. The garage bid 80,000, all kinds of full of routines, I don't know how to operate. In addition, it is not my own car, and I am afraid of trouble and directly hand it over to the insurance company. Later, I asked my girlfriend to know that his car ran 9,000 kilometers, which was quite valuable.

3 Watching the news on this day, the news said that a man who bought lottery tickets won two hundred million and is now divorcing his wife. The wife said: Hey, sure enough, men will become bad when they have money! Me: Wife, rest assured, I will never! Wife: Husband, you are so good, I know you will not leave me! Me: I mean, I'm not going to get rich...

4 On the rest day, my sister made sauce and fragrant ribs at home, made very delicious, brother-in-law ate several pieces, nephew also ate 2 pieces, nephew accidentally dropped a piece of ribs on the ground, brother-in-law told nephew not to do it, throw it in the trash can. My sister became angry: "I have done so hard, how can I just throw it away?" Pick it up and rinse it with hot water and eat it. Then the sister picked up the meat, rinsed it with hot water, and put it in her brother-in-law's bowl! The brother-in-law was suddenly disheveled in the wind.

5 years old, Raven was lying dying in his hospital bed, and when the barbarian king visited him, he said to her: Fist has decided to strengthen you. Raven: Strengthen it, the old lady is old, and she can't cut it. Barbarian King: Fist has given you the ultimate skin, I bought it for you, you show it. Raven: Forget it, I'm older and can't show up. Barbarian King: The fist also produced a new ADC, known as the first anti-assault, the first is not afraid of control, and the first anti-killing. Raven: Brother Barbarian, get my sword and I'll show him what a real counter-kill is.

6 He said that some units are more important than doing things, although her husband is not pedantic, but some are too high to be with the light, so it is difficult to be promoted, and it is difficult to go to the deputy county. Maybe before retiring, I will give a deputy county treatment. Listening to her meaning seems to be very dissatisfied, think carefully about many of our peers, still working for the salary of three or five thousand, people still have to be satisfied. The female classmate suddenly said that the salary of three or five thousand is earned steadily. She seemed to have something in her words, did not elaborate, and I did not ask questions, but could only say that the family had a difficult scripture to read, and the things in life were not satisfactory.

7 After my sister-in-law graduated from college, she ate and drank in my house for half a year. When I saw her looking as beautiful as Xian, I didn't care. Tonight she was watching TV when she suddenly shouted, "I'm not my mother's biological child." I wondered, "Why?" She took a sharp sip of her cigarette and said, "My mom's space album set up an access password, the question is: What is my daughter's birthday?" I entered my birthday and it showed a wrong password! ” 

8 That day I followed my boyfriend back to his hometown to visit his grandmother.

His grandmother showed me a delicate jade bracelet and said it was her dowry.

As a result, my hand slipped, I didn't hold it steady, fell to the ground, and fell into two pieces.

I panicked, and my boyfriend was stunned on the side,

Then suddenly he said loudly: Or you marry me, this bracelet was left by my grandmother to my granddaughter-in-law!

9. Chairman, someone came to apply. "Okay, tell him to come in and I'll interview him personally." Chairman: What position are you applying for? Me: Vice President. Chairman: Well, I like aspiring young people, so what is your expectation of salary? Me: Ten thousand. Chairman: Is it a little low, and then give you a little increase? Me: I'm talking about ten thousand a day. Chairman: Very good, I appreciate your spirit of daring to fight for your dreams. So when do you come to work? Me: Look at the mood. Chairman: Very good, can reasonably plan their own time to set the course of life This is a manifestation of ability, our group needs talents like you. Me: Dad, I'll leave if there's nothing to do.

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