1. Go back to your hometown with your boyfriend, at the mouth of the village, the boyfriend is urinating urgently, it is convenient to go to the grove, I am waiting on the side of the road, there is a grandfather coming, the uncle asked me: "Girl, who are you looking for in our village?"

1. Go back to my hometown with my boyfriend, at the mouth of the village, my boyfriend is urinating urgently, it is convenient to go to the grove, I am waiting on the side of the road, there is a grandfather coming, the uncle asked me: "Girl, who are you looking for in our village?" Me: "Uncle, I'll go to Li Xiaodong's house!" Just then, my boyfriend came out and I said to him, "Did this uncle say anything about your village?" Boyfriend: "This grandson who does not know, my neighbor" I tugged on the boyfriend's clothes to make him speak more politely, and the uncle next to him saw the boyfriend and greeted him happily: "Second grandfather, you are back?" I, depend, the rural generations are really chaotic...

2. Not long ago, I bought 100,000 yuan of color drifting, and with the money, I went to a clothing store at RT-Mart to buy clothes. When I saw a fur coat, I asked the waiter how much it was, and she ignored me. I asked how much money it was, and she still ignored me. When I met such a waiter, I was angry, although I didn't have much money, but I could always afford a dress! I snorted angrily: How much does the waiter really cost? She finally turned around and said: I am also here to buy things, are you sick?

3. The old man went to the physical examination every month, but once the doctor told him: the disease is a little serious, this should be controlled, that must also be controlled, otherwise it will soon deteriorate. Because the family's economic conditions are still good, so the old man thinks: Maybe I can't live long, just take advantage of now, what you want to eat, what you want to drink, drink, live quite comfortably. As usual, monthly medical examinations, but each time is healthier than once. As a result, many years have passed like this, it may be that the mentality affects the body, and the doctors who first treated the old man were basically gone, but the old man was still alive and jumping...?

4. My daughter-in-law's cousin and husband came to my house as guests, two women cooked in the kitchen, and my cousin and husband drank tea and chatted. The cousin-in-law said: Brother-in-law, don't look at my daughter-in-law here to cook, at home I cook.? Me: Coincidentally, so did I. Cousin- and brother-in-law: I feel full every time I finish frying a dish without waiting to eat it. Me: Right, right, this dish tastes salty, that dish tastes cooked or not, three tastes and two tastes are full. Cousin-in-law: I actually mean that the oil smoke chokes on the appetite.? At this time, I suddenly found that both women were looking at me, my cousin couldn't help but be funny, and my daughter-in-law had a killing chance on her face.

5. My family is a big family and gets together every New Year's Holiday. Every time after eating, the male elders of the family would always huddle in the study to discuss things. Looking at their appearance, I thought it was very mysterious. It wasn't until later that I grew up and got married, and I also participated in the discussion of the elders. In just one hour of discussion, I learned no less than twenty doctrines of hiding money.

6. There is a very ugly little bug in the garden that only squirms on the ground, so no one wants to play with it. Until it was seen by a kind little butterfly and told him: Don't be discouraged, tell you what, I was a caterpillar when I was a child! The little bug said very happily: Thank you, so I will become a flower butterfly when I grow up? The butterfly looked at him and said, "Not really, because you're a maggot."

7. Little Seed goes to buy lottery tickets and sees his buddy Qiqi sitting in the doorway. Just ask: Isn't this Qiqi? How did you sit here? Qi Qi rubbed his eyes and stared at the small seed for a while before he held out a few words: I hit... A little dizzy, break... Little Seed: Wow, how much has it been hit, excited to be like this? Is it difficult to win 5 million? After a while, Qi Qi quietly held out a few words: I have heat stroke... In this break...

8. I was about to enter the house when I heard my mobile phone ring, and a woman said: Your husband has gone to the Internet café outside your community to surf the Internet! Don't ask me who I am, I'm just a person who can't get used to this kind of thing! After hanging up the phone, I immediately rushed to the Internet café designated by the other party, looked around, and found that there was no husband at all. This man is also too bored to engage in this kind of prank! So I went home again and saw that my husband was already at home and started preparing dinner!?

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