1. A Ms. Zhou in Chongqing was defrauded of 150,000 yuan, and after calling the police, she sent a message to the scammer, who has been ignoring her. She had a plan and took a screenshot of the deposit of 910,000, counting on the crooks

1. A Ms. Zhou in Chongqing was defrauded of 150,000 yuan, and after calling the police, she sent a message to the scammer, who kept ignoring her. She had a plan, P a screenshot of the 910,000 deposit, hoping that the scammer would be greedy a little more. I didn't expect that this scammer was really greedy, and when he saw that there was so much money, he immediately called Back Ms. Zhou's 150,000. In order to show his professional standards as a scammer, he also added more than 9,000 interest. After Ms. Zhou got the 150,000 yuan of money that was defrauded, she decisively blocked the scammer. And told the news to the police at the first time.

2. Yesterday I chatted with the goddess and talked a lot, but the goddess always replied: "Oh, oh, oh, oh", I couldn't help but say, "You can't say something else." She replied, "I went to the shower." "Suddenly I felt loveless, so I resolutely chose to leave, leaving her alone in the hotel."

3. I remember when I was in college, there was a strange classmate in the dormitory who liked to eat stinky tofu. And it was the kind of gray-black bottle, particularly smelly, and once he ate in his dormitory. Open doors for ventilation. Just when the student union came to check the hygiene of the dormitory, they shouted: "Which dormitory toilet is blocked?" Hurry up and call to find the floor manager, and be in the mood to eat! ”?

4. When I was a child, I was very diligent and loved by everyone. The mouth is also very sweet, and everyone sends me delicious food. Even the dog next door just rolled his eyelids at me when he climbed over the wall. There was an old grandmother in our village, who was very nice, and when I was a child, I often went to the field to help my grandmother pull grass. One day, the grandmother handed me two bags of instant noodles and said: Boy, don't come later, this year's wheat seedlings are thin.

5. Rented a Lamborghini for 8,000 yuan and went to a high school reunion. When I arrived, I found that the former female class teacher had also come. Everyone was particularly happy to eat, and the class leader was a little drunk and stood up to toast the class teacher. This goods is estimated to want to say that one day for the teacher for life as a father, who knows that his brain twitched affectionately to the female class teacher in her fifties and said: One day husband and wife hundred days! You were good to me, I will remember for the rest of my life! At that time, I heard several sounds of wine glasses falling to the ground.

6. A sister and boyfriend broke up, the boyfriend sometimes still comes to her downstairs, the two do not talk when they meet, I advise her: "Or you are reconciled, look at him is quite obsessed", my sisters silently returned home to change the wifi password, the boy disappeared.

7. I've been with my girlfriend for five years, but my girlfriend's parents aren't very happy with me. This time I came to the door with two boxes of brain platinum and five soft Chinese. At dinner in the evening, after three rounds of wine, the more we talked, the more speculative we became, I couldn't help but be overjoyed, and it was almost done. Then the girlfriend's dad burped a drink........ Drunkenly said to me: Brother, you are really good, the wine is good, I really can't bear to hurt you by my girlfriend, tomorrow brother introduce you to a good one!?

8. A young man and a woman go to the civil affairs department to register their marriage. Witness: "You are close relatives, according to the Marriage Law, close relatives are not allowed to marry, and they will not be handled." Young man: "My aunt and cousin's house are more than a hundred kilometers apart, and we are distant relatives!" ”

9. Dad developed a habit since he was a child, saying that he did not feel fragrant when he ate. At first, my mother still liked it, and I had an appetite when I watched my father eat. But now table manners are popular, and my dad often makes small jokes because he eats fast and loud. The last time I finished eating, my mother received a call from my second aunt. My mom was on the phone in the bedroom and I was having dinner in the living room with my dad. After a while, my mother suddenly said to my father: Can you make a little noise, others have heard the sound of you eating, just now our second sister asked me if I am a pig...?

10. When I was a child, my dad often liked to take me to various dinner parties when he was fine, and he was basically my father's brother. After the wine and food were full, everyone began to blow the sea, and the world was north and south. Suddenly a big man said to me: Boy, I have a life-saving grace for you! Look at me puzzled him and said: When your mother was pregnant, your father borrowed money from me to beat the fetus, and I didn't borrow it to have you! Since the day after, every time my father sees me, he has to stuff me with 20 yuan and 50 yuan...

11. On my mother-in-law's birthday, I rented a Rolls-Royce for 480 yuan online for the sake of face. Just entered the village entrance, I saw that the village was donating money to build a pond. So I donated all the 500,000 yuan I had saved for half a year. Today on the bus home, the villagers saw me and asked, "What about your luxury car?" I sighed and didn't say a word and went straight away. Finally, the villagers organized fundraising, and at present, my account has more than 6 million!?

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