1. After work in the evening, I asked my daughter, "What about your father and sister-in-law?" Daughter: "They are in the house, Daddy wants to take off Auntie's skirt, Auntie doesn't want to, Daddy has to take it off, you can take a look!" ”

1. At night, after work, I asked my daughter, "What about your father and sister-in-law?" Daughter: "They are in the house, Daddy wants to take off Auntie's skirt, Auntie doesn't want to, Daddy has to take it off, you can take a look!" I was shocked and quickly kicked open the bedroom door, which was empty. The daughter pointed to the kitchen: "There! "I ran to the kitchen with lightning speed and was about to get angry. I saw my husband pulling on my sister's apron and saying, "Quick, take off the apron, in our house, how can I let you cook!" ”......

2. My husband secretly took the money from my wallet while I was napping, and I found out. I fiercely questioned my husband: I will give you pocket money every month, how can you still steal my money, have you ever thought about my feelings? Husband: I will only take it lightly when you get the money, for fear of waking you up. For a moment I was a little moved.

3. There is a white rich girlfriend, the family is very rich, a senior student chased her for a long time. But the girlfriend was more cautious and never agreed. Yesterday they went out to play, and the girlfriend was ready to promise him to be with him. As a result, the game was too crazy, the bracelet was accidentally broken, and the girlfriend said: "Sad, 100,000 yuan is gone..." The next day, the senior sent a V letter saying: "I can't afford to lose money to you, let's forget it!" ”?

4. When I was a child, I didn't take the exam well, and I was afraid of being beaten by my parents, so I decided to run away from home. But I was afraid that I would lose myself, and I heard that the carrier pigeon could recognize the way, so I took the carrier pigeon from home. I walked for a long time and finally got lost, and when I tied the wings of the carrier pigeon and put it on the ground to let it take me away. It grunted and walked to the grass. By the time I was found by my father, I hadn't found the carrier pigeons.

5. Last night the wife told her son to take a bath, and the son patronized to see Peggy and ignored his wife. The wife was helpless and beckoned the golden retriever of the family to come over with her hand. As a result, the golden retriever did not care, and did not look at his wife. The wife was on fire, facing the golden retriever: I can't count to three, and the consequences are at my own risk. Three! Then the wife threw a slipper directly over, and the golden retriever whimpered and came upside down. At this scene, the son immediately put down the mobile phone in his hand, and the rabbit went to the bathroom like a rabbit.

6. My wife eloped with an old man who drove a Bentley, and I spent 280,000 dowry to marry a model wife. On my wife's first birthday after marriage, I bought her a gold necklace and thought I was spending money indiscriminately. On her second birthday, I bought her a gold bracelet and said I was spending money indiscriminately. The third year's birthday has not yet arrived, so he told me in advance: don't buy anything this year, I don't want it, I really don't want it, you don't buy it. So I was very obedient and didn't buy anything, and I had a fight.

7. Graduate students who graduated from college went to apply for programmers, and they promised to give graduate students an annual salary of 400,000. On the first day of work, the graduate student took a look at the project and said: I think your company is not suitable for me, I still leave my job!! The supervisor was confused and did not understand why he left his job as soon as he joined the company. Then the supervisor asked the graduate student: Can you tell me why? The graduate student said: Your code, there is a Buddha statue living in it, I can't figure it out.

8. We have a new female colleague in our unit, who is said to have been a car model before. Looks and figure are what I like. At the annual meeting, she was at the same table with us, and she drank a beer and got drunk. The manager next to her apologized and then sent her back. Once I asked her out to dinner, I drank a pound of white wine with her, and I threw up, but she did nothing, and finally called me a taxi. I woke up drunk and couldn't figure out what was going on.

9. Working as a waiter in a bar, I was attracted by a rich woman who later bought me a Porsche. On this day I drove my Porsche back to my mother's house with my girlfriend, and they took me to the hotel for dinner and asked for a table of good wine and good food. During the meal, the mother-in-law accidentally got stuck by the fish bones when eating fish. As soon as I saw that this was not an opportunity to perform, I immediately ran out, asked the waiter for a cup of vinegar, and returned to the room to give it to my mother-in-law. She looked at me approvingly, then drank half a glass. She suddenly pointed to the back again, and my brain twitched, and I quickly picked up the remaining half cup of vinegar and splashed her back!!!!?

10. Studying at Nankai University, the dormitory was the first of us to take off the single, and it is said that his girlfriend is still a car model. This made a few of our single dogs particularly envious and wanted to see the pictures, but he never showed them to us. Finally, one day, I met my buddy's girlfriend, who belonged to the black and fat one. I asked him, "Dude, your girlfriend is fat like this, how dare you say she's a car model?" He said solemnly: "I met her at the auto show of the agricultural car, what?" ”

11. The abalone stew made by the daughter-in-law made the potatoes, but because it was made by the brother once, everyone could only eat it with tears. In the evening, everyone drank a lot of water, and then my father-in-law began to go to the toilet non-stop. The mother-in-law said next to you: Are you having kidney problems, how to go to the toilet, I drank more than you, and I didn't go to the toilet. The father-in-law looked at the mother-in-law: Just your waist, how much water can you hold, such a big bucket waist!

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