1. My wife went abroad, there are only two people left in the family, my mother-in-law is 48 years old this year, the long charm still exists, because my father-in-law left early, so my mother-in-law has been single, my father-in-law

1. My wife went abroad, there are only two people left in the family, my mother-in-law is 48 years old, the long charm is still there, because my father-in-law left early, so my mother-in-law has been single, my mother-in-law is in a company as a financial director, the ability is very outstanding, the income is also very high, so there are many bachelors who want to pursue my mother-in-law. But because my wife was not happy that her mother would find a stepfather for herself, she has always opposed her mother's remarriage. This time my wife went abroad, and many bachelors felt that there was an opportunity, and they all flocked to my house to propose to my mother-in-law. My mother-in-law was embarrassed to face such a scene, so she asked my son-in-law to come forward for her. In the end, I secretly operated, selected the chairman of our company, and let him and my mother-in-law come together. Our chairman promised me that when he retired, the whole company would be taken care of by me. I'm so witty!

2. After years of hard work, Boss Li introduced him to a girlfriend. On this day, the bald head said in a strong and serious voice: Honey, it has been really hard for you to suffer with me all these years! Girlfriend: It's okay, it doesn't matter if you suffer a little, but if you dare to abandon me when you have money in the future, you will die! Bald Qiang: Rest assured, I won't have money.

3. At night, my son said to me: Dad, you said, as a father, should you give me pocket money? Me: Right. Son: As a father, should you control me not to watch TV? Me: Yeah. Son: But every day you ask me for pocket money, you want me to supervise you not to watch TV, do you think we should change? Me: What do you mean? Son: I mean you will be your son and I will be your father! Look at the look, this kid is itchy again! I haven't given him a hard time lately, and he feels like he's doing it again.

4. My son is in the first grade and often has some homework to read pictures and write essays. Yesterday my son came to me with his homework, and the picture showed a group of elementary school students walking happily on the road with their school bags. Me: The title of the essay is written on the way to school, and the content is written that the students are happy to go to school. Son: Blindly, this must be on the way out of school. Me: Why? Son: It's impossible to be so happy going to school!

5. After the divorce, the husband was introduced to a 23-year-old girl. It didn't take long for the old man to marry his sister. Later, the old man accidentally had a car accident, and he clutched his sister's hand tightly when he was dying. Say with all your strength: You must remarry in the future, and I will definitely let others taste the strength of the losers. The girl said sadly: I will live well, rest assured, I have found it. The old man closed his eyes without regret.

6. The little uncle is 40 years old and still eats at home, and the father-in-law can't bear to spend 2 million yuan to marry a flight attendant as a daughter-in-law. After having a family, the little uncle finally woke up and went to work in his father-in-law's company. After paying his salary that day, the little brother-in-law bought a Cayenne in full to take the family on a road trip. As a result, when I came back, I saw that his nose was blue and his face was swollen, and I was very confused, so I asked what was going on? The little uncle said: When I saw a small squirrel on the mountain, I immediately reached out and took out the slingshot from my pocket, but my daughter said sternly: Daddy, put your slingshot on me, the small animal is also alive! If my mother died, wouldn't you be sad too? As a result, I couldn't help but laugh out loud, and I was beaten up by my daughter-in-law on the spot!

7. My grandmother is 105 years old this year, and her health is particularly good, but her eyes are a little bad. Because I was about the same height and body type as my sisters in the family, my grandmother always recognized me at a glance. For this reason, I have always been very proud and proud, and I feel that I am the most pampered, it is simply a collection of thousands of pampered in one! This morning, I changed a new hairstyle, and my grandmother pulled me to call my cousin's name and said, "I really haven't seen our little six for a long time now, and now I still think of her, her yellow hair, like the big yellow dog I used to raise..."

8. I had my birthday yesterday and invited all my friends to a family gathering. After drinking and eating, my daughter-in-law gave me a gift and said with affection: "Just brush it!" "I'm thrilled, my family's bank card? Open it and take a look, Oops! It turned out to be a steel wire ball for brushing bowls, and you asked me to brush these bowls clean? Brush casually? It's my birthday! How to mix in the future...

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