1, the sister-in-law used to work as a waiter in a KTV, earning almost 10,000 a day, and then married an honest person, the two lived a plain life?, but last week, the aunt

1, the sister-in-law used to be a waiter in a KTV, earning almost 10,000 a day, and then married an honest person, the two lived a plain life?, but last week, the sister-in-law's husband was not rescued in a car accident, and the sister-in-law was sad. At the funeral, I whispered to her: How much does the insurance pay?? The sister-in-law replied: At that time, I did not approve of it, and I did not let him buy it. I asked again: How much family property did he leave for you? The sister-in-law cried: Two hundred and thirty million. Two hundred million is: remembrance, memories.? Thirty million: don't take good care of the children, don't take good care of the elderly, don't remarry.

2. After graduating from college, I watched the rich second-generation friends around me drive a luxury car, and my vanity was so vain that I borrowed more than 200,000 yuan to buy a Buick Regal. As a result, my father refused to help me repay the loan, and I really couldn't pay back the money, and the car was taken away. There was no way, I had to take the bus to work. While waiting for the train at the station today, I noticed a girl who suddenly started to tease her hair and make a mess of it. At that time, I wondered what was wrong. Not long after, a handsome boy came. The boy didn't know if it was her good friend or boyfriend, and when he saw the girl, he smiled and said, "Why is your hair messy every time?" After saying that, the boy helped the girl smooth her hair. At that time, I was stunned, this tricky technology is really high!

3. The father was injured at work in the steel factory and was judged to be a second-degree disability, and the boss lost more than 3 million yuan. I used the money to buy a Porsche 911, and today I drove out, followed by a Bentley, and the high beam was so bright that I couldn't open my eyes. I couldn't help it, stopped him and asked him, "Why do you always drive the high beam?" He said, "Oh yes, I drive close to the light." Then we both felt unusually confused and studied outside for half a day. The buddy suddenly said excitedly: "Brother, I know, it's not that my headlights are too bright, because your Porsche 911 chassis is too low!" ”?

4. After going to college, I went to a primary school in the city and became the director of the Academic Affairs Office. There was a female teacher at the school who was particularly narcissistic. She was plain looking and called herself a goddess every day. That night, she narcissistically said that her suitors were lined up in a neighborhood 5 kilometers from the school gates, and she was particularly sad. At this moment, the colleague next to him made up a knife and said: Can you tell me who the last person is? Ask him to bring me a fried rice.

5. The sister-in-law has played a dream trip to the west for a year, just to find a rich boyfriend. Recently she really found one, and I heard that it was the chairman of a certain group. That day, the sister-in-law called her boyfriend: "Honey, there is a LV bag is very beautiful, this year's latest model, you will give someone a well." Big money cheerfully agreed: "Good! But the sister-in-law has not received the bag, so she called her boyfriend to question her. Big boyfriend: "I have already given away the bag according to your orders."

6. When Biguiyuan was just listed, I worked for the boss, so that we are now very familiar with it. The owner's addiction is very large, and he has at least 3 packs of soft Chinese to start with a day. Today he was smoking and coughing, and I advised next to him: "You are like this, you can't quit smoking?" The boss replied, "I can't quit!" Quitting is going to kill people. I was surprised and said, "Don't pull it, if you don't smoke, will you die?" The boss replied, "No, your sister-in-law said that if I could quit smoking in my life, she would die." ”

7. Her girlfriend's rich husband bought her a three-story sea-view villa in Country Garden. Yesterday in the circle of friends, I saw that my girlfriend sent a group of photos taken wearing sunglasses in the new house, which was very beautiful. So I said to my mother: Tomorrow I am going to buy sunglasses, which can block my ugliness! She replied directly to me: Sunglasses are enough, buy a helmet is almost the same. I:......

8, today to buy things, passing by the fruit stall, the owner of the fruit stall is a handsome man, when buying fruit, I will stare at the handsome boss, the handsome boss also looked at me, and then I casually asked: "So handsome, do you have a boyfriend?" "After saying that, I obviously saw the handsome boss stunned, and then I scolded me in my heart, and then I heard the handsome boss weakly say: "Not yet." Wow rub, what did I find?

9. The final exam results have come out, and the students return to school to receive the results. The teacher took a pile of test papers, walked into the classroom and said, "In view of the poor results of our class this time, the results of this semester will be added to the whole class by five points." The class was filled with cheers, and then the teacher said: "There are 50 people in our class, and the whole class adds five points divided by 50, which is equivalent to 0.1 points per person, and rounding is not calculated." "Then, the death-like silence of the class...

10, the charming female tenant of the shared apartment, when I took off the hip short skirt professional dress, revealing the Bordelle underwear inside, immediately put on the BNTLEE nightdress, did not care at all about my greedy and hot eyes, outside is a hot summer, the air cicadas are not stopping, she is afraid of the heat can be understood, but always in front of me so demonish walking around, not at all regardless of my existence, I am also a flesh-and-blood young man, really "uncle" can bear "aunt" can not stand. I used to think about the rent and she was out of the wood, I put up with it, and today I really couldn't stand it, so I stepped forward and grabbed her white and flawless arm and said, "Sister, you've gone too far!" Yesterday I told you, my boyfriend moved here today, can you get dressed and check a little? The other party was shocked to hear it, and even said sorry, and went into the house to change clothes...

11. In order to please my angry girlfriend, I cashed out 5,000 with huabei. I bought a designer bag for my girlfriend, and I saw that the repayment date was coming soon. I quickly returned the flowers first, and I remember a colleague who was similar to my guest. So I asked him: Have you paid back your flowers? Male colleague Deser said: It has been paid back for a long time. I asked doubtfully: Didn't you worry about not having money to pay back two days ago? Male colleague: Yes, but I uninstalled Alipay last night, and now I am clear with him.

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