Text | Rice grain mom
The grains of rice were calling out to mom from morning to night.
The team uniform for playing football cannot be found, the leg pad is missing, there is no warm water in the kettle; the test paper is not printed, the composition is not inspired, the health form is not filled out...
Even when there was no paper in the toilet, he reflexively pulled his throat: "Mom ~ ~ you come down." “
After listening to the shouting of my mother for a day, I began to doubt that my son would not be a "mother of love???
Otherwise, why is it that the 1.8-year-old rice daddy who wanders back and forth on the sofa, in the study, and in the living room, he always turns a blind eye and never shouts.
I was summoned by my son to circle around, and my rice grain father was also idle and began to circle.
Idle, he played the hula hoop in the somatosensory game console in the living room.
I asked the grain of rice, "Can't you see Daddy?" Why do you even have to call your mother for such a thing as bringing you toilet paper? ”
Rice grain blinked and said, "Huh? Would my dad know where the toilet paper was? ”
In a word, the heart is pierced.
After shouting dad, and then shouting mom with dad, this kind of scene I have experienced less?
Don't look at the rice daddy is a senior Virgo upper body, even the eggs in the refrigerator can be accurate to people, to the number of people; his socks are also neatly arranged.
But in the end, he couldn't escape the spell of "Daddy is a decoration at home".
Anything related to the child, not knowing how he managed to do it completely ignorant.
Children's wardrobes, desks, school bags, rolls... He silently chose to block all the information, lightly put himself out of the matter, and felt from the bottom of his heart that he was really not good at taking children.
For the sake of the child's good, it is better to call the mother.
Even if it is best to get a toilet paper for your son, call your mother.
This Sunday, there was so much work that I couldn't get out of my body and needed to work overtime.
Before going out, Rice Grain and his father showed great unhappiness, especially when they heard that Rice Grain's father wanted to supervise Rice Grain to silently write the key points of the language unit, and their faces became more solemn.
Rice Daddy is still fighting "last": "Can't you work from home?" “
I gave him a blank look.
"What about going out at home after tutoring your homework?"
I quickened my shoes, and Melee Daddy rushed into the Rice Grain room in a huff, shouting, "What's the point of the unit?" What do you write silently? Can you put it in a conspicuous place on your desk? ”
For a second, I wondered if Rice Daddy was blind.
"Just put it on the desk!"
"So are all three pages?" Is it right to write it all silently? ”
I really couldn't answer this question, so I had to close the door and leave.
In the afternoon, when I was busy on all fours, I received a WeChat message from My Rice Daddy.
There was only one wave of photos: he and the grain of rice were looking at jellyfish in a jellyfish shop, and they were looking at models in a model shop.
The years were quiet, and the silent shadow was not seen.
At night, I dragged my tired body home and found that my father and son were still playing ps5.
Since the study of children's game Internet addiction friends told me: children play games can only be unblocked, try to play exclusive game consoles for children, not mobile phones. One is to establish a sense of belonging, and the other is that from a psychological point of view, small screens can be played at will, and it is easier to occupy children's time indefinitely; while large screens can shorten children's use time.
So, every weekend after the rice grains had time to play ps5, the father and son executed this time extremely well.
Not a minute or a second is delayed.
I was patient, and when I wanted them to finish playing, I asked: What about silent writing?
Rice and his father were silent.
I walked into the room of the rice grain, and the key paper of the language unit was lying "alone" on the desk, and there was not even a silent writing book or silent writing paper next to it.
Rice grain father took the lead: "We did not write silently, but we used a better method, first asked the rice grain to read aloud, and then verbally checked, all right!" Great! ”
I was so tired that I picked up the paper and casually checked the grains of rice: "The antonym of yang?" ”
The rice grain blurted out: "Not itchy." ”
"What?" I was stunned and looked at him and Rice Daddy in disbelief.
The grain of rice explained bluntly: "A person is very itchy, and the antonym is that the body is not itchy." ”
While talking, he scratched his ears and scratched his cheeks, like a monkey.
I was furious: "You say it again! ”
Rice Grain Dad opened his mouth in doubt: "Yes, the antonym corresponding to itch is not itchy, it can't always be scratch, right?" ”
I was furious.
Leaning up his neck and saying, it is this look, the look up of the look.
Their father and son suddenly realized: Just this yang? What is that antonym???
"Swoop!"
Looking at their confused faces, I was afraid that I couldn't stand the whole new word, so I lowered my head and said, "Look down!" “
Rice grain looked at me: "Mom, I remember." “
I didn't give up and spot checked another one: "Synonyms and antonyms of despair." ”
"Disappointment and hope."
"Think again?" The antonyms are right, and the synonyms are good to think about? ”
Rice grain looked at me desperately, and rice grain father spoke again: "Disappointed is not right?" Right, you cheated on your son? Just disappointed, believe Dad. “
Grain of Rice looked at me without speaking.
"The correct answer is hopeless."
"One meaning, huh?" Rice Daddy is still struggling.
I said, "I'm disappointed in the grains of rice, and I'm hopeless to you." Can it be a meaning? One can still save one, and one intends to abandon it directly. “
Rice grain hurriedly said: "Mom, I remember, not disappointment, is hopeless, this time I remember firmly." “
I went to the kitchen and poured a cup of coffee and began to write silently with the grain of rice.
Late at night, I finally finished writing silently.
The grain of rice silently took out a blank health watch from the edge of the desk.
"Mom, this is not filled in, you forgot to tell your father, right?"
"I said it, will he fill it in?"
The grain of rice fell silent after listening.
When I lay in bed, I was so tired that my brain was blank, my limbs were weak, but I couldn't sleep, and My Rice Daddy slept soundly at this moment.
So, what exactly does marriage bring me???
The next morning, Rice Grain's father smiled and explained to me: "Yesterday I was tired with rice grains for a day, and today I have to go to work. ”
I hung a huge black circle under his eyes and asked him, "Are you tired?" “
He gulped down the egg: "At noon and in the evening, I think about ordering him some takeaway, which is really nerve-wracking!" “
He answered very seriously, his brow wrinkled so realistically that I didn't even have the strength to mock.
After so many years of raising rice grains, I finally figured out the questions that have plagued me for many years since I was a child:
Why do parent-teacher conferences are full of moms?
And when I get the notice, the first time I will only think of giving it to my mother?
Now, it is completely driven by the instinct to seek advantage and avoid harm, because Dad went to the parent-teacher conference, did not know what unknown disaster would bring me, and whether he could successfully find the classroom was a big question mark.
And the mother is too safe, although it may not be good to go home, but at least the "death" is clear.
Capable people work harder, mom really carries too much!
There are many songs in this world that praise mothers, and as for fathers, it is just: often go home to see, go home to see, even if it is to give father a back and rub his shoulders.
Look, you have to wait for him when you get home.
So, Mom is so great and proud, the next life but please let me be a dad!
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