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I want to expose my son's WeChat group, but anyone with a primary school diploma can't do such a laughing dead thing

Text | Rice grain mom

After the grain of rice entered the middle and upper grades, a request was made.

Let him go to operate his own WeChat independently, and after getting my approval, he overturned the car that afternoon.

The first group he was pulled into by his classmates was called: the future warriors fierce crowd.

The name is fierce, but unfortunately the group owner is too tiger, when pulling people, he accidentally pulled his own parents into it.

When the group owner's mother "lurked", she found that there was a bully in this group who did not say a word, and actually directly sent the answer to the homework for the scum to copy alive.

It's rampant.

I want to expose my son's WeChat group, but anyone with a primary school diploma can't do such a laughing dead thing

The group leader's mother did not say much and disbanded the group.

In this way, the first WeChat group of Rice Grain's independent life only survived for an hour, and before he could even say a word, he completely disappeared into the wind.

He was very upset about this, and hated that he didn't know enough about the function of group messaging, so that he didn't copy the homework of xueba in time.....

I want to expose my son's WeChat group, but anyone with a primary school diploma can't do such a laughing dead thing

After this battle, the grain of rice learned how to build groups and pull people, and in his WeChat, countless groups sprung up like mushrooms; and like the autumn wind sweeping away the leaves, they were inexplicably disbanded.

At present, he only has one group, but the group name....

Uh, but anyone with a primary school diploma can't take the name of such a secondary two: Forever Love Pokémon, Burning 1 Group.

In front of him, I opened the group with great curiosity, only glanced at it, and hurriedly exited.

There are several Puvas inside, in a very careful analysis, switch game console, Pokémon Al Zeus's gameplay strategy.

Probably, it is a hundred thousand times more serious than analyzing equilateral triangles.

I want to expose my son's WeChat group, but anyone with a primary school diploma can't do such a laughing dead thing

I stayed away from the rice grain group until one night, when I was pulled into a group by his classmates.

Rice grains had fallen asleep, and I received a request from his classmate Xiaolong and a friend, and after passing, I was pulled into a group with no group name.

As soon as I joined the group, I was confused.

In the small group of 5 people, there are me, rice grain, Xiao Kun, Xiao Kun's mother, and Xiao Long, and there is no little dragon mother alone.

Instead of explaining why he didn't pull his mother, the little dragon threw out a solitaire.

#接龙

Please solitaire who goes to the Chamber of Secrets tomorrow

Before I could figure it out, this solitaire was canceled.

It came suddenly and went in a hurry.

I have never seen such a short-lived group solitaire.

I want to expose my son's WeChat group, but anyone with a primary school diploma can't do such a laughing dead thing

What is more insightful is that after the cancellation of the secret room solitaire, there is another Jingshan picnic solitaire.

I want to expose my son's WeChat group, but anyone with a primary school diploma can't do such a laughing dead thing

After 10 minutes, there was no second person in this solitaire except for himself.

It was the first time I had met such a young lad pulling me into the group, and I wanted to give him an explanation.

So I told him that the grain of rice had gone to sleep and would reply to him the next day.

He politely agreed.

The next morning, me and the grain of rice were preparing for an appointment, but when we contacted xiaolong, we were pigeon-stricken.

Little Dragon no longer remembers last night's solitaire, and he and his parents have embarked on the highway to Universal Studios.

In extreme shock, I was puzzled.

Or men know men better, Rice Daddy told me: Is there a possibility that xiaolong this child has just learned solitaire and is testing it.

The purpose of not pulling his mother into the group is to be afraid of being beaten to death by his mother, after all, other people's mothers can't beat him.

Sure enough, the younger the man, the more unreliable he became.

I want to expose my son's WeChat group, but anyone with a primary school diploma can't do such a laughing dead thing

In the afternoon, when I was having dinner with my girlfriend, I talked about the rice grain WeChat group, and this hot-blooded girlfriend sent me a message with a sly sigh.

Click open to take a look and vomit to death.

Primary school students create their own offline "WeChat group", not allowed to say Chinese, English grammar is wrong to send red envelopes!

Shenzhen fifth grade primary school students set up a WeChat group, the group rule is that you can only speak English can not speak Chinese, the group also corrects grammar, is racing to learn it.

I want to expose my son's WeChat group, but anyone with a primary school diploma can't do such a laughing dead thing

My girlfriend asked me to go home and see if there was such a "burning incense" learning group for rice grains.

I forked a piece of beef and brought it to my mouth: Why don't you look at it? Am I beef too delicious? Or is the wine too delicious? Why bother with yourself?

A man who loves Pokémon forever can have some surprises.

Besides, there really is such a group, the grain of rice has long been pulling the big flag, shouting to tell me, he is more afraid than I will miss, how can I bear to keep such a big gift for me.

I have long been awake on earth.

I want to expose my son's WeChat group, but anyone with a primary school diploma can't do such a laughing dead thing

Well, I don't expect to learn the group of rice grains, but through their unreasonable group building, I have found a big deficiency point in the rice grains: lack of organizational ability.

The little dragon was unreliable, but the rice grain was very reliable and wanted to form a game, but it did not make the trip.

The reason is simple:

First, there was no plan for the time, place, or number of people, so he came up with an idea, saying that he wanted to go to the Secret Room on the weekend.

Second, his mother did not get it done, only told me that the online class could not be taken, and made an appointment with his classmates to play.

I asked him: Go on Saturday or Sunday? What time to go? Which Chamber of Secrets to go to?

The grain of rice was immediately asked, and looked at me stupidly and asked: What day of the week do you say to go? Where to go?

I can't play, which makes me very depressed.

Principal Zhuo Li of Shijia Primary School once wrote in a book, which probably means: the more people a person can drive to play together, the greater the person's ability.

Before watching "Strange Story", there was a little girl Chen Xiaoyu, who got an admission letter from the University of Pittsburgh because she played a public welfare activity of "shoe throwing competition" with all the students of the school.

I want to expose my son's WeChat group, but anyone with a primary school diploma can't do such a laughing dead thing

I've always thought that grains of rice can learn medium, but if you can't play, it's ruined.

So, very seriously, I took the rice grains to form a May Day secret room game.

Step 1: Confirm the person and time.

I suggest that the rice grain build a group, @ classmate mother on the line, let everyone look at their own time, determine it.

I told the grain of rice: When it comes to organizing the bureau, whoever is in charge will communicate with whomever is in charge.

Step 2: Select a venue.

I took him to select a total of 5 high-scoring secret rooms from the APP.

Choose from two dimensions:

1, the room is suitable for the age, choose a slight fear on the line, and then look at the review, found that people of the same age go more, can be focused on consideration.

2, depending on the price, distance.

Select 2 more, send a group, let everyone choose.

I told the rice grain: to learn to use a variety of APP, efficient organization, the same @ classmate mother, let everyone in half an hour to determine.

This game is formed.

The grain of rice was quickly executed, because in terms of budget, he did not seek the best, only the cheapest, and the venue he chose was not satisfactory.

As a result, only Xiao Kun responded enthusiastically and positively to this game from beginning to end.

In the end, the time was set, and only Xiao Kun.

I want to expose my son's WeChat group, but anyone with a primary school diploma can't do such a laughing dead thing

I am still extremely pleased, at least from the capture of the horse to the completion, the grain of rice took the first step, which is very difficult, the formation of the game is not an easy task, the boy who will organize the game, the luck will not be too bad.

Tell the truth, a small step in the formation of the game, a big step in the future marriage.

Rice Daddy was very good at arranging and organizing games, and every date and trip could arrange the fun properly and comfortably, impeccable, like a local, really fascinated me.

As a person in the bureau, I believe that the grain of rice has the quality of this strong grouping, and even if you travel poorly in the future, you can open up a new world.

You can play new tricks without spending money.

This, although, the WeChat group of rice grains is Bo Junyi smiled, but it is also a windfall for me to dig out his shortcomings.

I hope that the grain of rice can use all its strength and have fun outside of learning.

I want to expose my son's WeChat group, but anyone with a primary school diploma can't do such a laughing dead thing

Harvard University Taylor · Professor Van der Ville once coined a term called "human flourishing," which he believed was about thriving.

He divides happiness and satisfaction into several dimensions, and keeps people's lives vigorous through quality and diversification.

To tell the truth, I have always been worried that the learning of rice grains will not be able to keep up, and I should not miss it in the future, but I am now very conflicted, afraid of losing his happiness.

In the repeated entanglement, I was particularly touched to see this theory by Professor Taylor van der Ville.

I can't change the life of the grain of rice, nor do I dare to change the trajectory of his life easily, but it does not mean that his life cannot be enriched.

I can try to make every little thing as interesting and content as possible in a limited space.

I have never objected to rice grains playing games, talking about WeChat, pulling WeChat groups.

He is happy first, but how to make him happier is my homework.

Fortunately, although he is universal, he lives a very happy life.

I want to expose my son's WeChat group, but anyone with a primary school diploma can't do such a laughing dead thing

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