I have summer assignments, do you have a story?
To pay
School will start soon, what is the style of the new junior high school school, what is the temper of the teacher, it is still unknown, so that this summer's homework has become Schrödinger's homework.
In elementary school, we are used to dealing with holiday homework, because most teachers will not accept it when school starts, and even if they do, they will not read it 100%. What tabloids, read books, do it casually, you can make errands.
But in the face of a large amount of middle school novice village gift bags, everyone was silent. Don't do it, in case you leave a bad impression on the new head teacher, it will not be appropriate to get off the horse; Do it, a lot of meaning is not particularly great...
High emotional intelligence: The last elementary school holiday, I don't want to make my child so nervous.
Low emotional intelligence: who has the time to write such a low class.
Pick relatively valuable tasks for children to do, such as previewing mathematics, making a math problem book, this can be done! It's good to memorize new concept texts or something.
But doing tabloids, doing experiments, writing posts, and writing feelings after reading is more annoying, and children don't like to do it. Seeing that school is about to start, the parents who were excellent in character and learning had no choice but to make their own surprising moves.
I also just learned that there were so many parents who helped draw tabloids, trace posts, and even write essays. They took out the pen they signed at the unit, used their skills in drawing at the design institute, and seriously helped the children write their summer homework.
Where are the words on this paper, full of love.
Of course I can't write, I'm already very tired, I still have to swipe my phone for a while, you can write it yourself. If you can't finish writing, you will wait to clean up, I definitely don't care.
Some parents are more open-minded and go to Taobao to search, whether it is a word post or a tabloid, there are surprises. The price is fair, the child is not deceptive, the house is not out of the house, the pen is not unsheathed, and the job is completed easily.
What's more, a version with poor handwriting is also available! Talent is undoubted.
Who came up with such a great idea? It's my friend Jin Erdad. Yes, not that cunning golden dad, but another funny golden daddy, for the sake of distinction, he is called Kim second dad.
We shouted, "Why are you so open-minded!" Why did you come up with such a great idea! ”
He was silent for 10 minutes, typing a story that could be sung and wept, because the text was too wonderful, I really couldn't hide it, and took it out to share with everyone:
Painful memories of Jin Er's father:
When I was in the first year of junior high school, I had a painful experience, that is, the head teacher left a homework, that is, to copy all the exercises again.
All......
All......
The life，
the universe，
the everything……
As a particularly ignorant teenager, the order of the head teacher, that is absolutely unquestionable! So I really plan to copy them all! The problem is that some exercises I didn't even do the first time in order to be lazy! There are a whole bunch of multiple choice questions in English!
I asked my classmate to borrow a copy and copy it, and I copied it for a long time...
She asked me why I hadn't finished copying yet, and I said that copying one by one was very tiring, what should I do if I was wrong? She said why copy them one by one? Did I fill in random answers?
I finally understood something... I knew that this thing did not need to be written seriously (later press: the collapse of the head teacher's theocracy, the awakening of the ignorant teenager's self-personality, often in an instant)!
Then I let myself go and played for a long time. By the end... When I played, my heart was particularly heavy, especially heavy, and it became heavier and heavier, and I played with a feeling of suffocation that I couldn't get rid of.
Then I broke down and I started making up my homework. I made up for three days and three nights! Yes, for three days and three nights, I took several tablets of Somipain (a certain analgesic pill, the side effect is that I couldn't sleep) to refresh myself, and I slept when I couldn't do it, and I was reluctant to write homework and sleep day and night.
In order to refresh myself, I copy my homework while listening to music - perhaps Alan Tam Jiang Yuheng, for some, is difficult to face sadness, for me, it represents a complete sleeplessness, and the phrase "look back, teary eyes" many years later, the meaning is extraordinary to me.
Later, I finally finished writing and handed it in with confidence, relaxed mood and a book at least 20 centimeters thick.
The teacher was reprimanding a classmate with good grades, who looked hideous, and I watched gloatingly, with joy and countless expectations:
"You forgot to bring it?!"
"Hmm..."
"Didn't you write !!!!?"
"I wrote... It's just written...%*&...** (I didn't hear clearly)"
"That's how you deal with the homework I left for you??!!
"Hmm..."
"Don't do this next time!!!"
"Teacher, next time, I will definitely not do this!"
"Okay, then you go back!"
"Thank you, teacher!"
……
……
I have 10,000 grass and mud horses running through my heart, I feel that my world has collapsed, and I must find a reason for my hard work to copy so much garbage! Be sure to find a reason for the company of Alan Tam and Jiang Yuheng!! You must have eaten so much Somipain yourself to find a reason!!!!!
The spark of thought crossed in an instant - did the teacher say "not next time"?
Well, you are not kind, don't blame me for being unrighteous, I will come back and put away the homework carefully - next time you leave this kind of idiotic homework, I will make do with what has already been done!! You don't look anyway!!!
However, the head teacher never kept this kind of homework again, the pile of, and stayed at home until I went to college, which was my first pain in adolescence.
That's pain that no amount of pain can heal.
Now that I'm older, this pain still hits me from time to time. So, as a responsible father, I feel that it is my responsibility to keep my children from this pain.
As for why I thought of buying second-hand characters on Taobao, it was because, during my 6 years of secondary school, I couldn't help but think that if only someone could help me write it, I was willing to give him all my pocket money!
No, I still have great love, I want to have a magical market where everyone can buy the jobs they want!
Now there is, that magical market, called Taobao.
After watching the laughter, the aftertaste is endless.
Another cow mother couldn't help but tell her story:
Second father Jin, I also have a story, which is relatively short. It was my winter and summer homework when I was a child, and more than half of it was written for me by my sister.
My own sister, three years older than me, every time I started school for more than a week, I began to cry and worry that I would not finish my homework, and my sister would help me make up a lot of homework, including the homework that I had to keep a diary every day during the holidays!
It turns out that not writing summer homework in person not only does not affect the study much, but also increases the close relationship of the family, yes, my sister and I have a particularly deep relationship!
Later, when I became a mother, I often helped my children with holiday homework...
It's a story that isn't too twisty, but it's heartwarming, so I also wanted to tell the story of me and my winter and summer homework.
But after thinking about it for a long time, my winter and summer vacation homework was completed in the first few days of vacation, and there was never painful memory, no lamp and pen to create miracles, no stories to sing and cry, just like my lackluster youth.
I hope no middle school teacher saw my article today, and if you see it, I hope you will understand. What bad intentions can parents have when they write summer homework for students?
It's not all because of love!
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