Summer vacation rush homework scene brush the screen, how many of your babies?

At the end of August again, the old mother smiled in her heart.

No salary increase for promotion, no lottery winning, no return to the peak of your husband's appearance.

Instead, watching the bear child panic in the face of the unwritten homework, he gave birth to the joy of "great revenge" in his heart!

Don't you think the old mother is annoying with homework?

Aren't you afraid of criticism by name by the teacher?

Aren't you afraid that the old mother is nagging and verbose?

Dear child, in the last week of the holiday, I will no longer urge you to write your homework.

Instead, watch you cry and catch up on your homework, and laugh as much as you can.

This may be a disaster movie for you.

But for the old mother who was tortured for a summer vacation, it is a long-awaited comedy blockbuster!

Sometimes it's a satirical comedy, sometimes it's an absurd comedy, sometimes it's a tragicomedy, it's laughable.

Satirical comedy

The harder you work to catch up with homework, the more exciting it is

The starring satirical comedy worships "miracles" and believes that with just a pair of hands, a pen, and a night, all the holiday homework can be done.

As a result, on the night of the miracle, they found that the harder they tried, the more angry they became.

I worked hard to make up my homework until 11 o'clock at night, and I thought that my mother would cry out to sleep in distress.

As a result, he cried and looked back to see his mother playing comfortably with his mobile phone while staring at him to write his homework.

The farthest distance in the world is not life and death, but I cried to you, but you don't care at all.

Surprised or not? Surprised?

This is the protagonist of the satirical comedy, pursuing the miracle of "getting summer vacation homework in one night", feeling the gap between "ideal and reality", and getting a crying ending.

The only remedy they can take is to make the car back to school slower after dawn and on the way to school, so that he can catch up with his homework pen faster.

Ironically, the speed of the car cannot be slowed down, and the speed of the hand writing homework cannot be raised.

What's even more ironic is that even if the speed is reduced to 0 to make him finish his homework, he will be criticized for being late?

Ironically, maybe you didn't finish your homework and you're late!

No matter which direction you try, the result is still a tragedy, and there is no greater sorrow in the world.

This is the charm of satirical comedy: the more desperately the baby rushes homework, the stronger the sense of loss.

However, the idea of satirical comedy is that it is not enough to make the protagonist suffer and lose, but also to make him anxious, panicked, and regretful...

I know that staying up late "liver" homework until dawn is so painful, why watch TV late at night during summer vacation so happy?

Absurd comedy

The more obsessed Wa's homework, the more suspicious it becomes

Have you ever seen a child who just wants to bury his head in homework, doesn't want to play with his mobile phone and watch TV?

I am afraid that Du Fu will write a poem of praise: This baby should only be in the sky, how many times can the world hear it?

However, before the start of school, such babies abounded.

In order to catch up with homework, they can refuse snacks, game cards, mobile phones handed over by their parents...

The protagonist of the absurdist is so self-conscious.

It is clear that he is eager in his heart, but he can only ignore it, or even pretend not to care.

What bad thoughts can a child have? They just want to focus on their homework.

After all, the countdown to September is already underway, and time is running out for Chinese students!

Once they were crazy about TV and mobile phones, and they did not hesitate to call the police to arrest their parents, how arrogant and arrogant they were.

Now that school is about to start, the homework is over, how crazy I was at the beginning, how panicked I am now.

Seeing the mobile phone handed over by my parents, I can only humbly ask for help: Don't bother me, okay? I'm just a ruthless homework machine...

Before August, the educational philosophy was still "good parents, know how to set a good example for their children".

In less than September, China's educational philosophy changed dramatically: "Visionary parents do not bother their children to catch up on homework."

The poor are still Chinese parents:

When you weren't allowed to watch TV or play on your phone, you didn't listen. Now let you watch TV and play with your phone, you still don't listen? Why is parenthood so hard?

However, human joys and sorrows are not connected, and you can never understand what is going on in your child's little brain.

They obviously love homework, but they deliberately "accidentally lose" homework and do not want to be sent back.

Or even feign amnesia.

Pretend to be kidnapped.

Or lie a lot, pushing the fault of shredding the work onto the dog.

This is the bear child before the start of school, unable to help himself when making up homework, and insincere when he finds homework.

Their duplicity and embarrassment are really fun!

tragicomedy

The life of catching up with homework is really exciting

Shakespeare said: The essence of tragicomedy is actually a legendary drama.

Isn't it legendary enough that the protagonist is experiencing a tragic plot and suddenly turns to the comedy ending?

Before the start of school, a considerable number of primary and secondary school students rushed their homework to cry one moment, and the homework was finished the next moment, what a legend!

So the protagonists of this comedy often end with "crying with joy".

For example, a second-year girl in Anhui suddenly sat on the ground at three o'clock in the morning and laughed, laughing and laughing and crying. Frightened, the sister in the same room, a harrier rolled over and got up and filmed this crazy scene.

One moment you are worried about the work that has not been completed, and the next moment you are overjoyed that "the great cause has been completed".

It's really exciting to bear the joys and sorrows that I can't afford at this age in a very short time!

In order to complete the task before the deadline, they did everything they could.

Either open the bow left and right, with each hand responsible for half.

Or one, two, three, or four pens at the same time, 4 times the result with half the effort!

Or simply mobilize the seven aunts and eight aunts, and the whole family will go into battle.

No wonder they believe that there are miracles in the world, it turns out that collective cheating is possible.

How frustrated is this class of children in order to finish their homework?

I don't know if the homework is done correctly, but the calligraphy teacher is already in the toilet.

In order to catch up with homework, they can break through the limits of biology and get out of snot bubbles, and Darwin wants to rewrite "Evolution" for him!

One day in the future, if the human gene is mutated again, the baby who rushes to work will have a credit!

All works of art have a heroic figure, and the big show is no exception.

Whether the monkey children rush day and night, hand and foot to catch up, or cry and cry, at least in the goal of "rescue homework", they dare to challenge and try.

Aren't the heroes of funny movies also heroes?

So, as long as they are still willing to strive for the KPIs of the job, isn't it also worthy of our ridicule and admiration?

2 days countdown to the start of school, let them "catch up" in a hurry, and let us "laugh" happily!