The children who scattered wealth had summer vacation, and the old mother was left to pay freely
Text | Thirteenth sister
In order to make my son's summer vacation a healthy mode that is suitable for both movement and stillness, I decided to find a tennis coach so that my son could exercise by himself a few times a week to keep me quiet, calm and healthy.
As a result, guess what?!
I asked four coaches, and all of them said, "Sorry, my summer vacation time is full, the venue is full, there is really no space."
I was shocked that even the escort coach was so sought-after.
Why, are all the children on summer vacation in Shanghai now starting to play tennis?
Later I found out that it was not, there were some in basketball, volleyball, badminton, others in swimming, gymnastics, taekwondo, and some in surfing, diving, playing sailing...
Understood, I was still half a beat slower as always. It turns out that every old mother is determined to find something to do for the baby on summer vacation, everyone should have started to throw a lot of money a long time ago, and I am late again.
Thankfully, I wasn't the only one who was "late." A friend said that he couldn't squeeze in if he wanted to sign up for a cram school for his baby.
Our senior babies just want to pick up a leak, but they are basically unable to pick them up, which shows the wide range and intensity of those junior high school babies.
As my friend said: "The summer vacation has not yet begun, and I have already spent tens of thousands on the baby." ”
It's just a sports sparring partner, it's no longer in line, and this kind of coach is not cheap!
Not to mention the proficiency of the Scattered Wealth Boys in various other fields, large and small.
Let me show you some of the "Crying Version of the Codex for Showing Off Wealth" from old mothers across the country:
So you can never guess what kind of ATM the middle-aged mothers who are running around with their babies in the streets and alleys of the hot summer vacation are.
Look at their account flow during the summer vacation, all of them are local tycoons.
Although she is wearing a plus-size T-shirt of more than 50 yuan and carrying a canvas bag sent by the shift, she may only need a meal to pick up her mobile phone, press a "register" button casually, and may be tens of thousands of dollars invested.
Understated luxury.
In addition to scattering their wealth to study and interest training, children who scatter wealth during the summer vacation may also scatter their wealth on another big head - travel.
Once you go out and play, you can't get to the bottom. Look at those middle-aged mother groups who usually travel secretly and off-peak and pick up leaks on weekdays to make a day trip, and now they wave a large pen into the world regardless of cost, do not pick the right one, only pick the expensive one, and appease themselves more than 10,000 times a day: "Oh, summer vacation is used to spend money..."
After July 1st, even hotels and airline tickets rose, and tourism everywhere opened its doors, as if holding up banners and reading: Warmly welcome children from all over the world to visit here with their families.
No way, whoever calls us a boy with scattered wealth in the family, if he doesn't scatter more wealth, he may not be worthy of the position, we should be accumulating virtue.
This is not counting those who take advantage of the summer vacation to correct a tooth and cure a myopia for a rich boy...
Neng's teeth are tens of thousands of bases, and his eyesight continues to peel.
Some parents in Shanghai said that they have a "schedule" for a good dentist who wants to make an appointment for their baby during the summer vacation, saying that they will strive to finish the appointment in early June at the end of July... In the past, the word "backlog" was only heard when applying for a visa.
Recently, I also heard that together with the "Learning Difficulties Clinic", it became popular during the summer vacation, called "Pediatric Winter Disease Summer Treatment Special Clinic", it seems that everyone is counting on a summer vacation to cultivate children into a wonderful body and reborn baby.
More than 8,000 massage cards, three times a week Tuina, the shot is unambiguous...
In this way, many parents have advanced the bulk of the entire summer vacation, which is equivalent to thousands of consumption every day.
It's as if you're a CEO, waking up every day with the responsibility of providing for the family of every employee of the group...
People pay because they earn the value of their labor in return.
Our mother's "salary" may not only lose our money, but may also be reported with high blood pressure by the way.
If I don't hold my arms a little, the freedom to pay for summer vacation can far exceed my imagination.
It's like the other day I wanted to go to the movies, just about to buy tickets, suddenly remembered, oh, my son is at home on vacation, do I have to take him with me to watch the movie?
Once you take him, finally the two of them can't just watch a movie when they go out, they have to eat a good meal by the way, and they also go out, or they will watch a solo exhibition, visit a bookstore, eat, drink and have fun by the way, otherwise does it seem that I am a mother who is very critical and has no interest in life?
As a result, what I would normally be able to do for 55 yuan alone now has to spend more than 600...
A summer vacation of a rich boy, if conservatively described horizontally - almost two sets of fishing gear and a drawer of walnuts and three teapots can almost be built, plus a whole year of yoga classes for mom, black bandages in the shopping cart, and accidentally catch a five-day and four-night island trip in the off-season of grandparents and grandparents.
The rich boy poked a hole in a summer vacation, and the whole family had to work hard to make up for it for a whole year's wool.
Forget it, think about our "single-child loose wealth family" or within the controllable range, look at the story of people's "two-child scattered wealth and double fight", feel a little relieved in my heart, and suddenly feel rich.
As for the "three-child and above loose wealth package", I didn't see them come out and speak, and it is estimated that they have already won numbness...
How to say, everyone should still be optimistic. Summer vacation is limited, and it will pass as soon as you bite your teeth. Although we have not achieved freedom of wealth, at least we have achieved freedom of payment.
Oh no, I don't even seem to have the freedom to pay, and I can't hire a tennis coach...
I had to take out my son's tennis bag and wipe the ashes, and send his father to accompany him to play, and I didn't ask a coach, thinking that I could save a little.
His father accompanied the baby to play ball, and when he returned home, he pasted three pieces of Kyoto Kirin Hall Blood Pain Relief Ointment from top to bottom.
The exercise did not achieve anything, I still had to take care of him who was bedridden, and people also hummed and ordered braised lion's head and old hen soup, saying that it was to heal his injuries.
One rich boy is not enough, and there is another father of the rich boy.
Now the lowest cost of holidays at home is me.