Author | Qingxiangzi
Recently, the epidemic has become severe again,
Primary and secondary schools around the world have closed classes,
The babies took online classes at home.
Do not take online classes, parent-child relationship can get by;
Once an online class, the parent-child relationship is like a landslide.
No, during the epidemic period, there have been "online course doors" incidents in many places.
Online courses fully expose the ambivalence of being a parent:
Especially do not want to participate,
But I especially want to test the effect.
It is said that many families are now staging two ethical blockbusters:
"This mom is not too calm",
and "The Toughness of an Old Mother".
Is the parent-child relationship in online classes already so hot?
Are the middle-aged mothers who are accompanying online classes alive?
Take a look at the latest hot reports coming from ahead!
01
Suspension is more painful than falling out of love
It's so easy to get through the final exam,
After a long winter vacation,
Just welcomed the beginning of the school,
It's been less than three weeks since I sent my baby to school.
It was fully "returned" by the school.
Several delivery failures,
The old mother's body and mind were severely damaged.
My son heard the school was closed,
There, I kept shouting "Yay,
Celebrate that you can get up again at 9 or 10 a.m. every day.
It turned out that the school only briefly loved me,
Just abandon me again.
It turns out to be more painful than "lost love",
It is a "lost chain" with teachers and schools.
It is said that children are the flowers of the motherland,
You can do it all over again,
The child still belongs to the mother.
The child is overjoyed to learn that the school is closed;
The husband learned that the school was closed and could not make waves;
Only the old mother heard the bad news and sobbed secretly.
02
A mom lives as a team
If you say that tutoring homework is the daily work of the old mother,
Then, the online course is an intensive military training for middle-aged mothers.
At this moment, young and beautiful girls are queuing up in front of the famous shops,
Our middle-aged mothers are not weak either:
In the class group, the "solitaire" that warmly greeted the online class was played.
Reply to the boss's message,
Middle-aged people who will pretend to be dead for a while,
In the baby's class group, it is particularly neat and uniform, docile and well-behaved.
Under the online class, a mother will not only live into a team,
It's like living as a small startup.
To be HR:
Solitaire in the group, punching cards, uploading health ledgers, homework photos,
Prove to the teacher that the child is in charge.
To be a network administrator:
Prepare and debug mobile phones, iPads, computers, screen projectors, printers and other equipment,
Always pay attention to the smooth flow of DingTalk, WeChat, QQ group and live broadcast software.
To be a videographer:
Take homework, take photos of the baby in class, and upload them to the teacher on time.
To be an administrator:
Collect, download materials, copy notes, print or hand-copy exam papers.
To be a teacher assistant:
Learn the knowledge taught by the teacher, teach the baby who has not yet learned,
Tutor assignments and check,
Make sure that the homework that goes out of your own hands is as beautiful as possible.
To be the Director of Instruction:
Supervise the status of the baby's class, maintain a quiet environment for online classes,
In time, the second child who wants to make trouble,
And the husband who is always scolding the mobile phone.
To be a logistics master and a nanny:
Serving tea, pouring water, cooking, washing dishes, washing, mopping the floor,
Charge all the equipment you need for online lessons.
In a word:
Mom is not at home, and online classes are all for free.
Although there is not a penny of salary,
But the old woman also holds several positions.
Let's just say, three years of COVID-19,
The invisible harm to married and fertile women is enormous and profound.
Middle-aged mothers, in the face of their husbands may no longer secrete hormones,
But hearing the word online class,
There will definitely be a physiological response.
03
The child touched the fish in the online class, and the mother was anxious to accompany the reading
Online classes Online lessons, the old mother's "soul-sucking spell".
Usually tutor homework, collapse once every three days.
Now online lessons, crash three times a day.
Light dragged the baby out of the bed to take online lessons,
It can drain a mother's vitality for a day.
It's so easy to press the ignorant baby in front of the seat,
Take a math online lesson for 40 minutes,
For 35 minutes he was playing, in a daze, wandering.
It's easy to press the bull's head,
Seriously listened to the 10-minute online lesson,
He suddenly picked up the iPad and ran to the toilet.
I had to close the toilet door.
Saying you're going to, you can't stand it for a moment!
I naively thought he could listen to lectures while pulling.
Who knows, in a moment there will be a giggle from him.
What makes the class so happy,
Is it the teacher who is talking about crosstalk?
What is more tired is that there are two babies in the family who take online lessons,
One eye to stare at the boss in class,
The other eye should stare at the second brother not to make trouble,
I also want to think of Teng teng one eye staring at the boss in the group Q me,
Keep an eye on the proposal sent by your colleagues,
Oh, this day, the house is surround sound,
The big shouts finish the small shouts,
Press the gourd to float the scoop.
A good drama of life,
It takes the superb acting skills of the old mother.
A teacher teaches only one main subject,
But an old mother has to challenge the brain of a general practitioner.
One person has taken all the work of a Chinese, mathematics, English, art, music, and physical education teacher!
I feel like 985 and 211 are just around the corner!
It's easy to finish a day's online class,
The old mother wanted to slump on the couch and take a breath,
My husband, who was working in another room, slowly approached and asked:
"Wife, what are we going to eat for dinner?"
I don't want anything now.
Just want to go to a place where there are no men and children,
Stay on your own.
Don't tie up at home with the baby,
It is the best skin care product for middle-aged mothers.
Here, starting from the winter vacation,
Parents who have never opened school,
This salute!
Although the reality is distressing,
But also laugh and live!
Set some small rules for your child,
First villain after Mommy,
Maybe the can catch her breath a little.
Although home online classes are very bitter,
Reading is very tired,
But also to raise your spirits,
Give yourself and your child some encouragement and comfort.
For example, the following mother's mentality is worth learning:
A large number of parents with the same baby are deeply encouraged,
Happily reminisce about the future of each baby:
Two days ago,
Ben's mother also saw a funny and distressing sentence:
"Spent more than ten million to buy a school district house,
The child took online classes for three years. ”
There are three words of netizens God reply:
In this regard,
We inexplicably feel in our hearts that we have saved a lot of money,
It seems that I am not so unlucky...
The same is the end of the world to raise the baby,
Why should we ever know each other!
Nothing more,
In order to end the online class as soon as possible,
Working hard to fight the epidemic is the most correct drop!
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Author: Qing Xiangzi. Some of the pictures are from the Internet, and the copyright belongs to the original author.