The new best father-son relationship: learning to return to mom, games to dad

Text | Rice grain mother

Last week, the school told them to go on an outing and ask parents to prepare water, lunch, and snacks for the next day.

The first words of the rice grain are: let's go downstairs 7-11 and buy some.

Something is wrong, in previous years, when I encountered this kind of blatant snack with my classmates, I would "make an exception" to go to the supermarket to buy a lot.

Today, however, he unusually and categorically refused my offer to take him to any supermarket, and was bent on going to the convenience store downstairs.

I asked again and again in bewilderment, but he was silent.

Did you quarrel with Xiao Kun?

Or got into a fight with someone?

Or a mess of grades?

(This is the norm, without much explanation)

It can't be a broken love, right?

He was silent, and I was in a state of confusion.

In these years, I may not really be able to become a "90-point mom".

If for the sake of a good, unseparated mother-child relationship, let me not pay attention to his achievements, ignore his slippery slope, and consciously roll up a volume, then I can only give up good.

I also want to stop talking about studying, lie down, and only talk about eating and drinking, but I can't pay for his high school entrance examination, and his appetite should not be enough to support him to be a food blogger when he grows up.

So, what should I do so that he can open his heart to me outside of studying, have a happy mother, and have no regrets in the future?

When I was secretly sad, Migrain's father saw through my sorrows, and he healed me with just one sentence, and by the way, let me know how funny the 4 mental journeys written above are.

"I bought a brand new Zelda game board, it just arrived, I agreed to let Rice grain let him play for 15 minutes, he was holding back home to play, he wanted to buy it quickly, hurry home, and didn't have the heart to go to the supermarket."

I was sad and sad: "Today is not the weekend, why did you agree to play rice for 15 minutes?" “

Rice Dad waved his hand impatiently: "You don't understand, how many players around the world are waiting for this Zelda's 'Kingdom Tears', I finally grabbed it, I can't wait any longer." ”

I was a little on top: "Can't you just tell the rice grains on the weekend that the rice is coming again?" ”

Rice grain dad went up: "I understand him, and the heart that is looking forward to it like me can't wait for the weekend, you don't understand this kind of thing." ”

Dad Rice said "You don't understand" twice in a row, and he used the five points of sarcasm and five points of pride at the corners of his mouth to provoke me very successfully.

As far as you know! The two of you have the best relationship with the whole family, okay!

When my tiger's body was shocked and I was about to roll up a melee, the rice grain rushed over and actually firmly protected his father: "I begged my father to let him play for me, just play for 15 minutes." ”

Rice Dad nodded and replied, "Hmm! I really don't blame me, it was Rice that I had to let him play. ”

Mi Li glanced back at his father, and there was a big question in his small eyes: How did the middle-aged father who was up to 185 do so unrighteously? ?

The rice grain paused, and found another way: "Mom, please, let me play for 15 minutes, I love you so much." ”

The biological straight man said love, which is really a bit lethal.

I didn't hold back, my eyes couldn't help but relax, and the rice grain dad came along the pole: "I love you so much, let's play for 15 minutes, I will supervise him for my mother well." ”

God, is this kid mine alone? He couldn't get into high school, is it my responsibility alone? Also supervise for me!

These two men, are they already so red? Unanimous default: learning to mom, game to dad; Hone in on your mom, relax and go to your dad.

So what benefits can be achieved by being a mother?

On one side is the storm, on the other is Koharuhiwa; On the one hand, your irascible mother is forcing you to do your homework, and on the other hand, your father, who doesn't yell, is taking you to play games.

In other words, I also love my dad more.

Father's love is like a mountain, either motionless, or lying flat to play, in recent years, the father-son relationship between rice grains and rice grain dad has begun to be close with the naked eye.

The tacit understanding and understanding between them grow freely in the happy, unworried, common defense against their mother, and play games.

The family received a courier, and the rice grains never dismantled mine, as long as it was his father's, he didn't wait for a second, dismantled it cleanly, and even threw away the outer packaging and cartons.

I asked him, and he replied lightly: Daddy's courier may be related to me, there may be surprises, yours will not have.

So the clothes and Lego I bought, are you buying them for?

Sincerely fed again.

Compared with dismantling the express, rice grains have always preferred rice grain dad to accompany him.

If you can't write a birth word, Dad will directly "remind" without scruples, such as writing the new word on scratch paper or homework book, or opening the book, pointing to the word, and letting the rice grain "copy".

Let the speed of silent writing of rice grains increase by 5 times.

Dad reads the papers, the "scale" of the correct rate of the test paper is also amazingly large, the application question to write an "answer" is counted as a score, and the "moisture" is as large as a brake.

Let the language test paper, you can get 100 points every time.

When encountering that the mother is not at home, it is difficult for the father to find any homework "independently", and can only wait for the mother to come home, of course, the waiting time, can not be idle, can only chat with the baby.

Learning days without taking the baby to play games is already the last bottom line for dads.

It can be said that the rice grain dad perfectly runs the spirit of the game into learning, and the game is like learning, and learning is like the game.

This kind of game state at all times makes the companion of rice grain dad only happy, without core:

The words that I just learned during the day are just like the first time, and I can't write them silently at all; Behind the "answer" of the application question, there is a small black lump that has been crossed out, and the numbers are difficult to see; 500 words of composition, 450 words left on the lattice paper.

I also want to turn a blind eye and get by, but in my bones, the genes and consciousness of being a mother do not allow.

In the end, the chicken feathers left by my father still had to be cleaned up by my mother.

Late at night, after cleaning the "endgame" after my father accompanied me to study, I was exhausted, and the relationship between mother and son was even more precarious.

The rice grains hung and cried and asked me: Why can't I be as tolerant, as good to talk to, and as good as my temper as my father.

I said: Because the teacher has something, he never looks for your father; Because you have something to do at home, you never call your dad.

Rice grain dad just finished taking a comfortable bath at this moment, enthusiastically ran over to persuade, "accusing" rice grain: don't quarrel with your mother, don't make her angry.

I was so angry that my face became oilier, and my father was wearing a refreshing smell of bath liquid, squeezed his eyebrows with rice, and pushed him into the room.

Before closing the door, I clearly heard the rice dad say: Don't recruit your mother, good men don't follow women.

Didn't I wipe his ass on him? He's here to be a good man!

I was so angry that I didn't want to talk.

Lying on the bed, the rice grain father came to "persuade" me sensibly, don't see with children in general, study still have to grasp quickly, can't be too sloppy, let him be too relaxed.

Can't stand it, it's too teay!

I asked him why you understood the truth, but you asked me to do it.

He rubbed his hands: You are already very powerful, if you have a Zhenshan at home, I just cooperate with you.

Zhenshan? What is it?

He was horrified but sincere: it was Mom.

The other day, 520.

My circle of friends is crazy about the "truth" of 520

I pronounced it to my girlfriend and laughed at it. Yu Guang saw the rice grain and the rice grain father, and they had a deep expression on their faces:

Look, people's 520 is flowers and ❤️, my mother's eyes only study.

It is true that the greater the responsibility, the greater the grievance.

I calmed down and thought about it.

I would love to tell my son and his old father: you can play games and love more and more so happily because of your mother's reading and involution carrying the weight.

The closer your father-son relationship, the more pressure your mother will have.

I thought about it again, the rice grain must not understand, the rice grain dad must pretend not to understand.

Being a mom is destined to be a practice, and being a dad is destined to be a journey.

I want to make an agreement with my father that in the next life we will still be husband and wife, you will be a mother, and I will be a father! The debt of this life will be repaid in the next life.

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