I didn't mean to marry a cat

1.

The plane yi Wenkai was riding on went missing at sea.

He had been Fang Fang's thirty-ninth blind date, and now he was her husband.

Fang Fang's personality is as peaceful as her favorite cotton skirt.

But everyone knows that she is a very picky woman in her bones.

Because the conditions of the thirty-eight blind dates before were also very good, but she could always pick out what she didn't like in them.

For example, the first man is not punctual, and the fourth man does not know how to eat rotary sushi.

The seventh man weighed two hundred and forty kilograms.

The eleventh man had a strange pair of triangular eyes.

The fifteenth man had a voice when he ate.

The twentieth man was less than one meter seven tall.

The twenty-fifth man did not know who Miyazaki was.

The twenty-eighth man thinks that Doris Lessing's works are all disease-free groans.

The thirty-second man hunched over.

The thirty-fourth man hated his sister.

The thirty-seventh man is a talker.

The thirty-eighth man was a satyr.

Fang Fang's friend Lily said: "There is no perfect man in the world, don't look at your beauty, it is difficult to marry out when you are old, men always like little girls in their early twenties!" ”

Fang Fang knew that Lily was right.

She was twenty-seven years old, and she would never easily ask for such a thing as love.

But Fang Fang felt that blind dates were the most difficult.

It is like adjusting the water temperature when taking a bath, as long as the temperature is a little different, the skin will feel uncomfortable, and the handle and the shower head should be at an angle of forty-five degrees or forty-six degrees, no one can be the Lord, and their bodies are the most aware.

So Fang Fang still found one reason after another to reject them in the next blind date.

Until he met Yi Wenkai, Fang Fang couldn't even say a single critical word.

Because she knew that Yi Wenkai was the most perfect one she had met since her blind date.

2.

They start dating, and the process is bland and harmonious.

Just half a year ago, Yi Wenkai proposed to Fang Fang, and she felt that her life was finally going to enter the next stage.

Three months ago, they started preparing for the wedding, buying diamond rings, booking banquets, and cleaning up the wedding room.

Yi Wenkai said: "How the house is decorated can be done, it is up to you." ”

Three days ago, they went to the Civil Affairs Bureau to register their marriage.

Two days ago, he went on a business trip.

A day earlier, she had learned that the plane he was on was missing.

It all came to an abrupt end.

Fang Fang sat on the sofa and wanted to cry without tears.

It was a couch she had personally chosen.

Yi Wenkai also said that he liked it, but why didn't he come back to enjoy it together?

There was a slight knock at the door, so light that it was almost muffled by the "click" of the wall clock hands at home.

Fang Fang felt strange and got up to open the door to find out.

Looking down, I found a snow-white Persian cat standing in front of her, looking at her with its neck up.

"Hello." The cat began to speak, looking at Fang Fang with a proud look.

Fang Fang did not react for a moment, she looked at the cat motionlessly, wondering if she was hallucinating because of excessive sadness.

"Won't you invite me in?" The cat asked.

Fang Fang confirmed that it was not a hallucination just now, and this Persian cat was talking to her.

"Please... Who are you looking for? Fang Fang felt that he could no longer speak.

"I'm looking for you." She threw off her front paws, her voice unassuming.

"Find me..."

"Yes, I'm Yi Wenkai's mom."

Fang Fang's brain was very confused, just now the cat seemed to be asking her for milk, right?

She left the kitchen window open and the refrigerator door open, trying to calm herself down.

But when she poured the milk, she accidentally spilled the milk on the outside of the glass.

She wiped the table clean and warmed the milk in the microwave again.

Just as she was about to take the cup out, she seemed to have suddenly thought of something, so she folded it back, poured the milk into a glass plate, and carefully took it out.

Fang Fang put the milk on the coffee table and said, "Please use it slowly." Then he stepped back into the wooden chair opposite the sofa.

The cat asked Fang Fang: "This sofa is good, you picked it?" ”

Fang Fang nodded.

The cat also seemed to nod her head and said, "Women who can pick sofas are the best at life." ”

Is this a mother-in-law's affirmation of her daughter-in-law?

The cat lowered her head, stopped paying attention, and drank milk with her own care.

Fang Fang cautiously probed, "Please ask my husband... Is he also a cat? ”

Maybe the cat caught Fang Fang's extreme uneasiness.

She lifted her head slightly, looked at Fang Fang's hands clutching her pajama pants tightly, and then returned to the couch and sat down.

She said: "Yes, he used to be a cat. ”

Fang Fang chuckled in his heart, and the hand holding his pajama pants could no longer exert any strength because of this news.

She remembered what Lily had said: "No man in this world is perfect.

She felt like she was about to cry.

The cat looked at her silently, then continued, "But rest assured, he is no different from a human now." ”

"Then why did he... Want to become human? I mean...... What is he because of or for whom..."

She was still organizing her own language, but the cat had already said, "This is his will since childhood." Just like there are a lot of people who want to become cats now, there are a lot of cats who want to become people. Just like you humans, there are a lot of men who want to be women, and there are a lot of women who want to be men. It has nothing to do with anything, it's all about will. ”

Fang Fang nodded, feeling that the cat mother was very reasonable.

"But why did he lie to me?" When Fang Fang spoke, it was as if she was a little daughter-in-law complaining to her mother-in-law.

"You can't blame him for this, he wants to be a man with a strong will, and now he has almost forgotten that he was once a cat, but after so long, can't you see it at all?" A pair of sharp eyes of the mother cat stared at Fang Fang.

Fang Fang remembered that she always found things like cat hair on Yi Wenkai's clothes and in the car.

She asked him "Do you have a cat?" and he would reply somewhat uncomfortably ,"Of course not.".

His eyes were blue, and she had asked him if he was of mixed race, and he said it was just a physical defect.

Also, when they were together on the weekend, the pattern of getting along was always the same: he slept, she went online, didn't disturb each other, didn't interfere with each other, and his sleeping position was particularly sexy.

At that time, she only thought that Yi Wenkai was sexy, special, and temperamental, who would have thought that he was actually a cat?

If it weren't for a cat who could speak human language and appear at the door of Fang Fang's house, claiming to be her mother-in-law, who would believe that her husband would be a cat!

3.

At night, Yi Wenkai's mother slept in their bedroom, and Fang Fang slept in the study.

She tossed and turned in bed and couldn't sleep.

She suddenly remembered the first thirty-eight blind dates and began to recall reasons why she could not accept them.

Not punctual, not knowing how to eat rotary sushi, too fat, very strange eyes, eating with a voice, too short, not knowing who is Miyazaki Hayao, thinking that Doris Lessing's works are all disease-free moaning, hunchback, hating his sister, talking, satyrs.

If she really gave up on Yi Wenkai, what would the fortieth man look like?

This was a terrible question, and Fang Fang broke out in a cold sweat.

When she woke up, she found Yi Wenkai's mother squatting on top of her, observing her face to face.

Fang Fang was startled, and his body subconsciously leaned back.

Faster than her, the cat mother-in-law jumped out of bed lightly, shook her right leg, and then said to her:

"You wake up, go take a shower, and then make me breakfast."

When she walked out, there was no sound at all, and not once did her head return.

Fang Fang began to live with her cat mother-in-law.

At a time when her husband's life and death are uncertain and she is considering whether to maintain the marriage.

Her mother-in-law is a picky eater. Fang Fang cooked for her, she said it was unpalatable, Fang Fang bought her cat food, she said she never ate this artificial garbage.

Fang Fang had to take her out to eat.

The cat lady sat in the passenger seat.

They chose queen Mary's Western Restaurant.

There are some of the city's most atmospheric tables and chairs, the best dessert chefs, and, among, the most expensive dishes.

"How many people is missing?" Waiter smiling.

"Two."

The waiter in the black professional dress looked at the delicate cat cage that Fang Fang was carrying in his hand, and awkwardly pointed to the back position: "Is it okay to sit there?" ”

Fang Fang looked at his mother-in-law, who shook her head, and Fang Fang said, "Please give us a private room." ”

"But you..."

"Please give us a private room, thank you!" Fang Fang insisted.

The waiter smiled helplessly, then put his hand in the other direction and said, "This side please." ”

The cat sits on the purple sofa opposite Fang Fang, who stands behind the couch and flips the menu for her mother-in-law.

The cat looks very seriously, and if there is a favorite dish, it will take a picture with its small paws, and Fang Fang will immediately report it to the waiter.

"A tiramisu, a poplar nectar, a baked pudding, a macaron, an amber nut double skin milk, a cappuccino, a glass of exotic juice." The waiter names them one by one in the order in which they are served.

"Okay, thanks." Fang Fang said politely.

The cat was also sitting precariously and said, "Meow." ”

Before the waiter closed the door, the other party smiled and said, "Please use it slowly, you are very good to your pet." ”

Fang Fang said very seriously, "This is not my pet, this is my mother-in-law." ”

The waiter's professional smile was swallowed up by embarrassment, and she quickly closed the door and left.

4.

As night falls, Fang Fang and the cat nestle on the couch watching TV.

"Mother-in-law Driving Arrived" is played on TV, playing a trivial matter between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law.

Fang Fang asked her, "What are you going to see?" ”

She slouched down on the couch and said, "Just look at this, it's fine." ”

The fluorescence of the television swept across their faces, and both of them watched intently, and neither of them said a word.

The knock on the door shattered the strange harmony, and it was Lily who came.

Fang Fang and Lily said, "This is my mother-in-law." ”

Lily did not show the slightest surprise, and smiled and pulled the cat's little paw and said kindly, "Auntie is good." ”

After asking Yi Wenkai about the situation and saying a few words of comfort, twenty minutes later, Lily got up and said to the cat:

"Auntie, it's not too early, I'll go back." Then he turned to Fang Fang and said, "Go down and send me." ”

Lily grabbed Fang Fang's hand all the way, and fang Fang felt pain when she grabbed it.

It wasn't until Fang Fang was stuffed into her car that she turned the force she had just abused her fingers into fang's ears:

"You're crazy! You're going to marry a cat!" ”

Fang Fang leaned back in his chair in frustration and said, "I haven't thought about it yet." ”

"Then you are still living in his house, serving his mother!" Looking at Lily's teeth and claws, Fang Fang thought, this is the reaction that normal people should have.

Fang Fang did not squeak, silently staring at the Pisces pendant hanging in the rearview mirror of the car.

"Do you want your wedding to be full of people sitting on this side of the mother-in-law's seat, and all the cats sitting on the mother-in-law's seat?"

"Do you wish there would be a cat sleeping next to you in the future?"

"Do you want to give birth to a kitten?"

"It's just that his family is a cat, and he's already human." Fang Fang retorted weakly.

"What's the difference?" Lily sneered, "Your union is the union of two families, not just two people, otherwise why do you have to explain each other's family situation before each blind date!" ”

Fang Fang felt stuffy, and Lily's car was like a leaking spaceship, making it difficult for her to breathe.

It turned out that she still had to face these worldly problems, even if she was very special in her bones.

She still has to live a plain life, or face ordinary days.

"But..." It took her a long time before she gathered enough strength to continue, "but I don't know if he is alive or dead now." ”

5.

When Fang Fang returned, Yi Wenkai's mother was still sitting on the sofa watching TV, and Fang Fang changed his shoes and sat down.