I was reading a book in the school library on this day. Not far away, a small couple, the man has always wanted to pull his girlfriend out for a walk. Girls are reluctant to go out and say: I like the smell of books here, I want to think more

I was reading a book in the school library on this day. Not far away, a small couple, the man has always wanted to pull his girlfriend out for a walk. Girls are reluctant to go out and say: I like the smell of books here, and I want to stay here more. I looked at this line, I saw that I couldn't bear it, so I took off my sneakers. Brother, brother can only help you get here.

2, waiting for the train at the station, heard the conversation between the two, A: "The eldest son asked me to live in Beijing, and the second son let me go to Nanjing." B: "You are so happy, both sons are so filial." A: "The eldest son is in Nanjing, and the second son is in Beijing!" ”

3, the rich man's son just went to junior high school, all kinds of rebellion, no one in the family listened. Later, the rich man thought of letting his son learn martial arts, suffer some hardships, and let the martial arts school discipline him well! As a result, once my son made a mistake at school. The rich man asked his son to kneel behind the door while training him: Unless I send you to a martial arts school to suffer a little, you will be happy, right! As a result, the son took a sentence: Hurry up and send me over, after I come back, you dare to let me kneel here and try!

4, because I have a better appetite, so I eat more every meal, but in fact, it is a little more than the average person, but this is in my son's eyes that is the shocking amount of food. One night, the son was in Hoho's own shoelaces, tying while muttering there. I listened carefully to the side, only to see him saying: Pull a big saw, pull a big saw, cut down a big tree, make a fortune. Amused me, this is the 'bear haunting' to see too much, ask him why he wants to make a fortune? He replied with a serious face: Make a fortune to buy you food! You eat so much every day, I'm afraid I won't be able to feed you when the time comes!

5. Lufthansa found that passengers like to order tomato juice during the flight, but people rarely drink this drink on the ground. They did some research and found that because the air pressure in the cabin was lower than the ground when the plane was flying high in the air, people's ability to feel saltiness was weakened, so the salty tomato juice tasted better than the ground.

6. In the two villages along the river, the village chief in Hedong often led the people to strengthen their own river embankment; the village chief in Hexi embezzled funds to eat and drink. The flood came to Hexi to break the embankment, so the village chief led the people to fight against the flood and rescue in the front line, the TV station interviewed every day, the superior pulled out funds to relieve the disaster, and the hexi village chief was also promoted to the third level because of the meritorious officer of the rescue. And the river embankment is firmly in the east of the river, there is nothing to do, the village chief is still the village chief.

7, buddy is a LOL professional player, a season of salary is more than 5 million. Some time ago, the buddies bought a top-of-the-line Lamborghini Gallardo. Today he took a break to drive me out for a ride, and on the way, I told him there was a puddle in front of him. Something unexpected happened, and the cargo actually lifted his foot up with his hand on the steering wheel.

8. I overheard a conversation between a big brother and his son on the construction site: Why is our school uniform so similar to your work clothes? Dad: Because I can come to work directly because I don't study well, I don't have to buy clothes anymore...

9, Grandpa's old comrade-in-arms, not far away to find him. As soon as the two of them met, they hugged each other and cried silently. After the greeting, Grandpa asked the old comrade-in-arms: What is your name? The old comrade-in-arms said: I was just wondering what your name is...

10, the dessert shop bought egg tarts, the last two were in front of me the big brother bought, I discussed with him to let him even one for me, he did not want to, with the egg tart to find a place to sit down, I bought a small cake, sat down opposite him, just planned to eat, the nose itched, a few earth-shattering sneezes, scared the big brother's hands shook, the egg tart fell to the ground, the big brother looked at me with a sad face, said: Are you going to destroy what you can't get? Oh, can I say, didn't I really mean it?

1 cousin carried his cousin behind his back and borrowed 5,000 yuan from his ex-girlfriend for surgery. The cousin was very angry when she found out, and she packed up her things and ran away from home. As soon as I arrived at the door with the suitcase, I saw my cousin blocking there. The cousin was overjoyed in her heart, but said with a straight face: "Go aside, I won't go with you!" The cousin shook his head with his mouth, and the cousin's heart blossomed, but he still said coldly: "You have no right to interfere with my freedom, and what are you doing to stop me from being angry like this?" My cousin shouted with courage, "You go, but you have to leave me the keyboard in your bag!" ”

12, usually the eccentric girlfriend courier receiving name is written on the shore of Daming Lake Xia Yuhe, once SF Express brother came to send a courier to the girlfriend. Just in time for the girlfriend's mobile phone to stop, the SF Express brother shouted downstairs: "Xia Yuhe, Xia Yuhe on the shore of Daming Lake." Finally after a long shout, the girlfriend heard it and took the courier. The courier came and said, "You won't be able to come a little later." ”

13, Valentine's Day, the girl stayed at home alone. At 11 o'clock in the evening, the festival is about to pass, the girl is depressed, the doorbell rings, she opens the door, only to see her long-desired neighbor big brother standing in the doorway, still holding a large bouquet of roses! The neighbor's big brother said softly, "This one is for you!" The girl took the flower in confusion, too excited to speak, and tears welled up in her eyes. The neighbor's eldest brother smiled kindly, and then said: "I am very unlucky today, such a large number of flowers have not been sold, cheap you, little devil..."

14, I said with a serious expression, "It should be almost over, go home and go to the toilet again." "I sent the second brother away, quickly forgot about this matter, at dinner, the second sister-in-law came to the door to complain, saying that the second brother is now vomiting and diarrhea, asking me what is going on, I refused to say at first, and then I saw that it was really serious, and then I told the truth."