"Fame" is a good thing, this year, no matter what you do, as long as you are famous, you can get benefits, and even earn a lot of money. The young woman shiitake mushrooms in Lotus Village were famous a few years ago, no

"Fame" is a good thing, this year, no matter what you do, as long as you are famous, you can get benefits, and even earn a lot of money.

The young woman shiitake mushroom in Lotus Village has been famous for a few years ago, but she is "infamous"; It's the swearing that's famous. Within a radius of 10 miles, the villagers did not know her.

Shiitake mushrooms became famous in one summer 3 years ago. Her husband, Yang Wan, is addicted to gambling, often gambling for 10 and a half days and a month without returning home. This morning, Yang Wan lost only a pair of shorts left on his body and came back in ashes. As soon as Shiitake saw his bear-like appearance, he "snapped" an ear bracket in anger, and then the two mouths tore together.

Shiitake's father-in-law came and did not drink and rebuke his son, but said that his daughter-in-law had no ability to tie his son's heart. Shiitake was angry, scolding at her father-in-law, this scolding was uncontrollable, from morning to dusk, the whole day, she was like singing, there was no repeating word: like the country selling tile pots, set by set, it was forced to scold her father-in-law's ancestors for eight generations. Her father-in-law couldn't stand it anymore, so he had to kneel in front of her and prostrate himself before he gave up.

Since then, the "insult" of shiitake mushrooms has begun, and people in this village and surrounding villages have encountered troubles, so they have asked shiitake mushrooms to be "scolding hands". For example, someone stole cash from home, stole gold and silver jewelry, or fat pigs and calves were poisoned, and so on, and asked her to scold. Shiitake mushrooms were gladly hired, "appearance fee" 50 yuan, a few years later, the income is quite rich.

In the spring of this year, the neighbor of shiitake mushrooms, papaya, bought back 50 kilograms of excellent rice seeds from other places at a high price, and was preparing to plant them on the day when they suddenly found that the rice seeds were missing. Papaya was extremely angry, and immediately invested 100 yuan to ask shiitake mushrooms to "scold" to relieve the hatred in his heart.

After taking the order with the shiitake mushrooms, they cursed along the village road: "Thief, you ripped open your ears and listened, stole other people's rice seeds, where did you steal it, you quickly and quietly sent it to where; Otherwise, you go out and crash into a car, go out to take a boat and sink to the bottom of the river: the woman stole the 'milk flower sore', rotten breasts like washboard; Men steal raw syphilis, let you shed pus and water, rot the 'three and a half inches' under your crotch, not yin and yang like too..." Shiitake scolded for most of the day, according to past experience, those thieves are afraid of the "evil curse" of shiitake mushrooms, and generally will quietly throw the stolen goods back at night. But today it is not working, it is almost midnight, and there is no thief "returning to the original owner". Shiitake mushrooms are very confused, which wang baegg stole the seeds of papaya.

She slept alone, ready to recharge her batteries, and the next day she must scold the thief to "jump" out. Unexpectedly, she had just fallen asleep, when suddenly a pair of large hands stuck around her neck: "I stole the rice seeds of the papaya family, and you dare to scold: I will strangle you!" Shiitake opened his eyes and saw that he was a masked man. She struggled and suddenly took a sharp bite on this man's hand, and then ripped off his mask, and to his great surprise, the thief was actually her gambler husband Yang Wan!

"Bastard!" Shiitake grabbed her husband: "It turns out that the rice seeds of the papaya family are." You stole it! Hurry up and send him!"

Yang Wan said: "The 50 kilograms of fine rice seeds I stole are worth 500 yuan: you give others a 'special scolding' once, and then you earn 50 yuan." Fart!" Shiitake drank, "I earn money based on 'eloquence', and you do 'three rotten'!"

Yang Wan, knowing that he was unreasonable, secretly sent the seeds back. #Story# #头条 #